Punk vs. Douche — Who is Less Undeserving?
Can Marmalard and his merry band of supersoldiers steal away a division title that looked unimaginable only a few weeks ago? For whatever reason nobody counted on yet another late-season Denver implosion to give them a shot, but here we are. The winner gets to host Indy next week, which means Pey-Pey will be mouthing off to the area hotel staff. Do you really want to subject them to that? My guess is Denver does not.
Tags: cutlerfucker, ksk live blogkkake of the week, marmalard
December 28th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I look forward to all the ‘what about the Patriots? THIS WEST TEAM DOESN’T DESERVE IT!’ rabble rabble rabbling.
If San Diego wins, they will have three wins over teams with winning records against the Pats’ four, and beat them head to head. It isn’t like New England is the greatest team ever who played an absurd schedule and came up juuuuust a bit short, they had an easy ass schedule and got bit by turning the ball over at will against the Steelers, boo fucking hoo.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
My vote is for Giant Douche.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Ugh. Is it over yet?
December 28th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
fackin nawt fay-uh
December 28th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
[[ door flies open ]]
“YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!”
December 28th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
I figure Tatum Bell will get a whopping 31 yards before getting injured and going on IR , and we’ll try and sign Maurice Clarett to fill in at Halftime
December 28th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
It’s been such a glorious day in the NFL. My guys won (though ingloriously) and all the Haterade has slaked my prurient thirst. I’ve channeled my inner Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW!
I don’t know how this day could be better. Maybe the ground will split open and Marmalard and Cutlerfuck will fall into Satan’s waiting arms. VIVA LIFE!
December 28th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
I look forward to a Charger win, just so that an 8-8 team will make the playoffs, while the 11-5 Patriots stay home. I can just imagine how many Boston assholes will complain that the NFL should COMPLETELY REWRITE THE ENTIRE PLAYOFF SYSTEM just so their precious, precious Pats get some justice.
Fuck ‘em.
December 28th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
JLWhite must have traveled from the future to spoil the content of the next Simmons column.
December 29th, 2008 at 1:18 am
As we all know, from the beginning of the Wild Card system, it was formulated JUST for this VERY MOMENT, to screw the Pats in 2008-09.