Two of the elder franchises, each with a massive and surpassingly obnoxious fanbase, take on some Southern teams with followers made complacent by early success and NASCAR. Homefield advantage is on the line in each conference, even if all four of these teams are assured a first-round bye anyway and we all know at least one of them will be upset in the divisional round. Still, let’s pretend we’ll got a lot of NFL Playoffs chalk, so WHO YA GOT?
Steelers/Titans_________________Giants/Panthers
Does It Involve a Fanbase That Has Learned to Hate Plaxico?
Yes__________________________Yes
Key match-up
Jeff Fisher fist pump vs. Tomlin chest bump________Coughlin redface vs. Ken Lucas black eye
What we’re dying to hear
Kerry Collins’ Merle Haggard-like country album_______What Vinny Testaverde told DeAngelo Williams
Coach/Player Facing Former Team
Chris Hope___________________John Fox
Is Spags pumped?
RAWR YOU BET YOUR CANDYASS HE IS!
Is It Better Than Monkey and Sheep Goat?
Finishing Move
LenWhale bathes in the Burger King body spray______THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE STEVE SMITH!
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The goat was bringing the sexxy
Reminds me of a lot of the time Drew posted this: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/if-i-see-tony-romo-im-gonna-give-him.html. I got the same horrible sick feeling that won’t go away from that video.
I don’t feel so good. After I saw the interracial monkey-goat jungle fever, I read a Bill Simmons column and got wood from girls in nun fetish costumes- all on this web site.
monkey raping a goat = comedy gold
i especially liked the part where it went around the front and tried to fuck it in the eye socket.
this is the kind of stuff they don’t give you on other sports sites. good job KSK!
The NFC in Beef Moe.
The monkey is the NFC, right?
I don’t understand why people are so upset by this. Pretty much every post I’ve ever read at KSK amounts to a monkey fucking a goat. If that sort of thing bothers you, why the hell are you here?
I am with UU. No video needed. Now that I have read what else is involved, I will continue safely with my day.
This is ouuurrrrrrr Species!
Do monkeys spit or swallow? I urgently need to know.
If I was that monkey I’d lie quietly until the angry lesbo that chained me up came around and I’d leap up and chew her fat fucking throat out. Then I’d rape the goat over her cooling corpse.
Chaining up a horny monkey is wrong, but herding that little tease of a goat in there, just unforgivable.
I demand oral from my goats!
There is no fucking way am I clicking on those links. I will take your word for it.
@Claude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwGvSinN4S8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7DmFjJYwqk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBaoxnZH1Ug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8q_bEcjP-A
And people still believe that we didn’t evolve from them.
found that out either**
Apparently only humans and dolphins [?? i dunno how they found that out wither] are the only animals who have sex for pleasure and not solely reproduction. And i can understand how a horny monkey is stupid enough to think the goat is gonna have it’s baby. But never in a million years did i think anyone else besides humans loved blowjobs. The makeout at the end was a hilarious icing on the fucked up cake.
sexy friday indeed!
@UU
So the comingling of the species doesn’t bother you, as long as it’s heterosexual?
hey goat..it’s good to see you…I like that beard..I had a beard like that in the Perfect Storm… did you see that movie?..say hi to your mother for me
@289
Sorry, I have been to all three, but I have never seen an animal-on-animal blowjob before. Are you telling me this is common? How about the part where the monkey looks at the camera operator for instruction? Or makes sure that the goat stays in frame?
When can we expect to see the new t-shirt?
The goat video is worse in many ways, not the least of which is that someone obviously taught the monkey to forcibly sodomize the goat.
You’ve obviously never been to the zoo. Or a farm. Or outside.
@ Claude,
Leid is not happy you just outed his secret…
There’s no way the goat video is worse than Drew’s link to the Fordyce’s pics yesterday.
Are you shitting me? The goat video is worse in many ways, not the least of which is that someone obviously taught the monkey to forcibly sodomize the goat. Think about that for a minute and tell me that you still have hope for the human species.
Oh, I also will bet you that somewhere on the planet, some guy jacked it to that video.
That the monkey’s chained by the neck is almost as disturbing as the noises the goat makes.
I never understood why people by jerseys of not primary team colors…
I dont like beast on beast
Is the goat in the video a female. Becuase it would be weird if it wasn’t.
Even solid video evidence couldn’t help the prosecution throw Jerramy Stevens in jail.
(Before all you PC fuckers get up in arms, no I’m not being lacist)
Did anyone else hear the monkey ask the goat to squeel like a pig? That’s just wrong.
I dunno. Did the monkey have Fordyce’s?
So glad my IT department blocked that video. Not sure how I would have washed my brain of that madness.
There’s no way the goat video is worse than Drew’s link to the Fordyce’s pics yesterday.
“Behind the goat, fine. Walking to the front, exposing his bright red lipstick dick, and forcing it into the goat’s mouth, not fine.”
I’m really glad I didn’t watch that video
Dwight Schrute thinks that video is pretty accurate.
It is a possible explanation for how Princess Unicorn was created.
least sexy start to sexy Friday since ever.
Fucking prudes!
Dwight Schrute thinks that video is pretty accurate.
I did not watch the goat – monkey video. I’d like to hold onto the last shred of humanity I have left. I’m pretty sure that video would destroy it.
What Otto said.
I mean, the still of the video before you click on it shows the monkey in the humping position behind the goat.
Behind the goat, fine. Walking to the front, exposing his bright red lipstick dick, and forcing it into the goat’s mouth, not fine.
But I also got the Hines jersey!
/lacist
dibbly – “white players jerseys” meaning players who are white. Caucasian. Non-moolie (in Mickey-speak) or Daahhkie (in Tawwwmy). 7- Rongrastname. 80 – Shockey’s former jersey.
oh wait. now i get it.
I mean, the still of the video before you click on it shows the monkey in the humping position behind the goat. What did you think was going to happen?
/he fixes the cable?
No amount of bleach will get that video out of my eyes.
Also RBP – it sure looks like mickey has a blue jersey on. just sayin.
Where is the “Geez Ape, that’s the wrongest thing in the universe” tag?
I feel dirtier now than at any other time in my life.
i’ve gotta admit, i’m impressed with the titandudes makeup. although he kinda looks like this guy: http://homepage.mac.com/ehgoins/iblog/B335600579/C1535170241/E1093013449/Media/syndrome.jpg
I just watched a monkey rape a goat on what is ostensibly a football website. Words no longer have meaning. Nothing has any meaning. I am unmoored, lost in a Sargasso Sea of nonbeing.
So is that monkey Scottish or what?
And yes Ape and Mickey look like long-lost cousins or something. Both got white players jerseys. Both are rocking the MLB team’s caps. Both got a look that says “Yeah, I fucked last night. Who cares if it was a fat chick? You homo or something?” And both are facing the South’s many-chinned versions of Master Blaster. “Two men enter — two girls leave!”
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
Fuck me in the goatass, yes I believe it is.
5 men, 2 chins. that ain’t right.
I’m no zoologist or anything, but isn’t that a monkey and a goat?
Sorry, had to ask. Carry on…
I work just outside of Rockaway and today when I came into work, the guard at the gate started flipping out when he saw my Steelers hat on my dash. He started screaming things like “C’mon- it’s all ABOUT the G-men.” My office is no better- it’s full of retards like that- one guy sent out an email saying th score this weekend will be “NYG 42, Car 3.”
I swear, New Jersey is either half full of retards or full of half retards. I’m going with the former, otherwise I’m implying something about myself…
Is it just me or does Spags remind anyone else of Tommy Gunn, am I right or what?
/Yes, I watch a lot of Digital Playground product
I don’t remember seeing that on the internet is terrible
That’s the sort of shit monkeys are made to watch to produce the sperm used to make Gleemonex.
Which one’s Ape?
Steve Smith would kick the shit out of Steve Smith in a brawl. hands down.
If I name my kid Steve Smith is he doomed to never reached 6 feet tall?
That video was both funny and disturbing. The internet is a crazy place.
That video says it all – no matter who wins, some poor goat is getting fucked
ape, i see a lot of resemblance between you and mickey from rockaway. did that picture come from the family photo album?
fuck the panthers
AMIRITE?
What is it with the south and facepainting?