Possible AFC Championship vs. Possible NFC Championship. WHO YA GOT?
Two of the elder franchises, each with a massive and surpassingly obnoxious fanbase, take on some Southern teams with followers made complacent by early success and NASCAR. Homefield advantage is on the line in each conference, even if all four of these teams are assured a first-round bye anyway and we all know at least one of them will be upset in the divisional round. Still, let’s pretend we’ll got a lot of NFL Playoffs chalk, so WHO YA GOT?
Steelers/Titans_________________Giants/Panthers
Does It Involve a Fanbase That Has Learned to Hate Plaxico?
Yes__________________________Yes
Key match-up
Jeff Fisher fist pump vs. Tomlin chest bump________Coughlin redface vs. Ken Lucas black eye
What we’re dying to hear
Kerry Collins’ Merle Haggard-like country album_______What Vinny Testaverde told DeAngelo Williams
Coach/Player Facing Former Team
Chris Hope___________________John Fox
Is Spags pumped?
RAWR YOU BET YOUR CANDYASS HE IS!
Is It Better Than Monkey and Sheep Goat?
Finishing Move
LenWhale bathes in the Burger King body spray______THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE STEVE SMITH!
Tags: mickey from rockaway, oh no I mentioned the Steelers - time for Leid and FozzieBear to bitch about it, panther pride, racist old kerry collins, who ya got?, xmas ape
December 19th, 2008 at 8:25 am
What is it with the south and facepainting?
December 19th, 2008 at 8:41 am
fuck the panthers
AMIRITE?
December 19th, 2008 at 8:42 am
ape, i see a lot of resemblance between you and mickey from rockaway. did that picture come from the family photo album?
December 19th, 2008 at 8:58 am
That video says it all – no matter who wins, some poor goat is getting fucked
December 19th, 2008 at 8:58 am
That video was both funny and disturbing. The internet is a crazy place.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:01 am
If I name my kid Steve Smith is he doomed to never reached 6 feet tall?
December 19th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Steve Smith would kick the shit out of Steve Smith in a brawl. hands down.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Which one’s Ape?
December 19th, 2008 at 9:35 am
That’s the sort of shit monkeys are made to watch to produce the sperm used to make Gleemonex.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:35 am
I don’t remember seeing that on the internet is terrible
December 19th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Is it just me or does Spags remind anyone else of Tommy Gunn, am I right or what?
/Yes, I watch a lot of Digital Playground product
December 19th, 2008 at 9:43 am
I work just outside of Rockaway and today when I came into work, the guard at the gate started flipping out when he saw my Steelers hat on my dash. He started screaming things like “C’mon- it’s all ABOUT the G-men.” My office is no better- it’s full of retards like that- one guy sent out an email saying th score this weekend will be “NYG 42, Car 3.”
I swear, New Jersey is either half full of retards or full of half retards. I’m going with the former, otherwise I’m implying something about myself…
December 19th, 2008 at 9:51 am
I’m no zoologist or anything, but isn’t that a monkey and a goat?
Sorry, had to ask. Carry on…
December 19th, 2008 at 9:52 am
5 men, 2 chins. that ain’t right.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Fuck me in the goatass, yes I believe it is.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
December 19th, 2008 at 10:04 am
So is that monkey Scottish or what?
And yes Ape and Mickey look like long-lost cousins or something. Both got white players jerseys. Both are rocking the MLB team’s caps. Both got a look that says “Yeah, I fucked last night. Who cares if it was a fat chick? You homo or something?” And both are facing the South’s many-chinned versions of Master Blaster. “Two men enter — two girls leave!”
December 19th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I just watched a monkey rape a goat on what is ostensibly a football website. Words no longer have meaning. Nothing has any meaning. I am unmoored, lost in a Sargasso Sea of nonbeing.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:07 am
i’ve gotta admit, i’m impressed with the titandudes makeup. although he kinda looks like this guy: http://homepage.mac.com/ehgoins/iblog/B335600579/C1535170241/E1093013449/Media/syndrome.jpg
December 19th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Where is the “Geez Ape, that’s the wrongest thing in the universe” tag?
I feel dirtier now than at any other time in my life.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Also RBP – it sure looks like mickey has a blue jersey on. just sayin.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:09 am
No amount of bleach will get that video out of my eyes.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:13 am
I mean, the still of the video before you click on it shows the monkey in the humping position behind the goat. What did you think was going to happen?
/he fixes the cable?
December 19th, 2008 at 10:14 am
oh wait. now i get it.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:15 am
dibbly – “white players jerseys” meaning players who are white. Caucasian. Non-moolie (in Mickey-speak) or Daahhkie (in Tawwwmy). 7- Rongrastname. 80 – Shockey’s former jersey.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:18 am
But I also got the Hines jersey!
/lacist
December 19th, 2008 at 10:25 am
I mean, the still of the video before you click on it shows the monkey in the humping position behind the goat.
Behind the goat, fine. Walking to the front, exposing his bright red lipstick dick, and forcing it into the goat’s mouth, not fine.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:28 am
What Otto said.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:32 am
I did not watch the goat – monkey video. I’d like to hold onto the last shred of humanity I have left. I’m pretty sure that video would destroy it.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Fucking prudes!
Dwight Schrute thinks that video is pretty accurate.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:35 am
least sexy start to sexy Friday since ever.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Dwight Schrute thinks that video is pretty accurate.
It is a possible explanation for how Princess Unicorn was created.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:41 am
“Behind the goat, fine. Walking to the front, exposing his bright red lipstick dick, and forcing it into the goat’s mouth, not fine.”
I’m really glad I didn’t watch that video
December 19th, 2008 at 10:48 am
There’s no way the goat video is worse than Drew’s link to the Fordyce’s pics yesterday.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:49 am
So glad my IT department blocked that video. Not sure how I would have washed my brain of that madness.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:51 am
I dunno. Did the monkey have Fordyce’s?
December 19th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Did anyone else hear the monkey ask the goat to squeel like a pig? That’s just wrong.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Even solid video evidence couldn’t help the prosecution throw Jerramy Stevens in jail.
(Before all you PC fuckers get up in arms, no I’m not being lacist)
December 19th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Is the goat in the video a female. Becuase it would be weird if it wasn’t.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:54 am
I dont like beast on beast
December 19th, 2008 at 10:56 am
I never understood why people by jerseys of not primary team colors…
December 19th, 2008 at 10:57 am
That the monkey’s chained by the neck is almost as disturbing as the noises the goat makes.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:01 am
There’s no way the goat video is worse than Drew’s link to the Fordyce’s pics yesterday.
Are you shitting me? The goat video is worse in many ways, not the least of which is that someone obviously taught the monkey to forcibly sodomize the goat. Think about that for a minute and tell me that you still have hope for the human species.
Oh, I also will bet you that somewhere on the planet, some guy jacked it to that video.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:02 am
@ Claude,
Leid is not happy you just outed his secret…
December 19th, 2008 at 11:05 am
The goat video is worse in many ways, not the least of which is that someone obviously taught the monkey to forcibly sodomize the goat.
You’ve obviously never been to the zoo. Or a farm. Or outside.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:32 am
@289
Sorry, I have been to all three, but I have never seen an animal-on-animal blowjob before. Are you telling me this is common? How about the part where the monkey looks at the camera operator for instruction? Or makes sure that the goat stays in frame?
When can we expect to see the new t-shirt?
December 19th, 2008 at 11:34 am
hey goat..it’s good to see you…I like that beard..I had a beard like that in the Perfect Storm… did you see that movie?..say hi to your mother for me
December 19th, 2008 at 11:37 am
@UU
So the comingling of the species doesn’t bother you, as long as it’s heterosexual?
December 19th, 2008 at 11:42 am
sexy friday indeed!
December 19th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Apparently only humans and dolphins [?? i dunno how they found that out wither] are the only animals who have sex for pleasure and not solely reproduction. And i can understand how a horny monkey is stupid enough to think the goat is gonna have it’s baby. But never in a million years did i think anyone else besides humans loved blowjobs. The makeout at the end was a hilarious icing on the fucked up cake.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:56 am
found that out either**
December 19th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
@Claude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwGvSinN4S8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7DmFjJYwqk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBaoxnZH1Ug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8q_bEcjP-A
And people still believe that we didn’t evolve from them.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
There is no fucking way am I clicking on those links. I will take your word for it.
December 19th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I demand oral from my goats!
December 19th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
If I was that monkey I’d lie quietly until the angry lesbo that chained me up came around and I’d leap up and chew her fat fucking throat out. Then I’d rape the goat over her cooling corpse.
Chaining up a horny monkey is wrong, but herding that little tease of a goat in there, just unforgivable.
December 19th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Do monkeys spit or swallow? I urgently need to know.
December 19th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
This is ouuurrrrrrr Species!
December 19th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I am with UU. No video needed. Now that I have read what else is involved, I will continue safely with my day.
December 19th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I don’t understand why people are so upset by this. Pretty much every post I’ve ever read at KSK amounts to a monkey fucking a goat. If that sort of thing bothers you, why the hell are you here?
December 19th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
The monkey is the NFC, right?
December 19th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
The NFC in Beef Moe.
December 19th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
monkey raping a goat = comedy gold
i especially liked the part where it went around the front and tried to fuck it in the eye socket.
this is the kind of stuff they don’t give you on other sports sites. good job KSK!
December 19th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I don’t feel so good. After I saw the interracial monkey-goat jungle fever, I read a Bill Simmons column and got wood from girls in nun fetish costumes- all on this web site.
December 19th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Reminds me of a lot of the time Drew posted this: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/if-i-see-tony-romo-im-gonna-give-him.html. I got the same horrible sick feeling that won’t go away from that video.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
The goat was bringing the sexxy