Two of the elder franchises, each with a massive and surpassingly obnoxious fanbase, take on some Southern teams with followers made complacent by early success and NASCAR. Homefield advantage is on the line in each conference, even if all four of these teams are assured a first-round bye anyway and we all know at least one of them will be upset in the divisional round. Still, let’s pretend we’ll got a lot of NFL Playoffs chalk, so WHO YA GOT?

Contestants

Steelers/Titans_________________Giants/Panthers

Does It Involve a Fanbase That Has Learned to Hate Plaxico?

Yes__________________________Yes

Key match-up

Jeff Fisher fist pump vs. Tomlin chest bump________Coughlin redface vs. Ken Lucas black eye

What we’re dying to hear

Kerry Collins’ Merle Haggard-like country album_______What Vinny Testaverde told DeAngelo Williams

Coach/Player Facing Former Team

Chris Hope___________________John Fox

Is Spags pumped?


RAWR YOU BET YOUR CANDYASS HE IS!

Is It Better Than Monkey and Sheep Goat?

Finishing Move

LenWhale bathes in the Burger King body spray______THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE STEVE SMITH!