Comments on: Peter King Thinks He Thinks Things So That He Doesn’t Have To Think Them

By: Dan LebaRetard

Dan LebaRetard — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:48:55 +0000

Peter King just said that Chad Pennington deserved to make the Pro Bowl over Brett Favre on Mike and Mike in the Morning!

By: Farts

Farts — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:48:12 +0000

seriously, wasn’t adam sandler the new jim carey about 8 years ago?

elton john was right, my friends. circle of life, indeed.

By: Squirmin' Thurman

Squirmin' Thurman — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:16:07 +0000

All that Favre jenkem is finally taking a toll on PK’s brain.

By: Fizzle

Fizzle — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 06:15:45 +0000

“(Andre) Johnson’s amazing. He’s averaging a 100-yard receiving game per week. Exactly.”

This isn’t even right the way its worded. He has had 7 100-yard receiving games this season in 14 attempts, so he is actually averaging 0.5 100-yard receiving games per week. He is, however, averaging 100 receiving yards per game. There is a difference.

By: smurphette

smurphette — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:34:02 +0000

+10 for comparing Merrill Hoge unfavorably to a baby kangaroo

By: Vince Young Sausage

Vince Young Sausage — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:52:42 +0000

“Who the fuck was on this panel? Bob Goen? Now you know the secret to making Merril Hoge look good: surround him with people or objects that are even less insightful. I can picture Hoge sitting a roundtable with Steve Lawrence, a bar of soap, and a baby kangaroo. You can bet THEY’D be stunned at his Ryan call!”

You’re right. Steve Lawrence is frickin’ clueless about these things. Eydie Gorme, OTOH, had the stats down cold to prove Michael Turner, not Ryan, is the real Falcons MVP.

By: Vince Young Sausage

Vince Young Sausage — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:43:02 +0000

“h. Jermaine Phillips, the play of the year for Tampa Bay on that strip of the Atlanta pass at the Tampa one early in the third quarter.”

Think PK just likes to use the name of a muscular black guy and “strip” in the same sentence?

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:53:14 +0000

@Max

I’ve started to read MMQB every week in preparation for this article as well, except I never make it all the way through. My eyes start bleeding halfway through Page 2.

By: Mr. Sparkle

Mr. Sparkle — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:40:14 +0000

Why doesn’t PK use some Elite Flyer miles to go to Zimbabwe and contract cholera? That would be a Factoid that would interest me and countless others.

By: Uncle Jesse

Uncle Jesse — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:05:59 +0000

Only in PK’s world is navigating all the confusing choices of winning a coin flip more crucial to the outcome of a pro football game than whether or not to have Kerry Collins throw a fade route to Justin McCareins on 4th and 3 with the game on the line.