Comments on: Peter King Loves Men Who Work The Land

By: Fire all fat people

Fire all fat people — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:18:19 +0000

His daughters happen to have been with Brett Favre. He gave them to him 10 years ago and explained how much they enjoy a good shoveling.

By: Frank

Frank — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 12:17:05 +0000

If you don’t like his columns, stop reading them. It’s a very simple process.

The writer and positive commenters probably won’t care, but this is genuinely the least funny attempt at satire I’ve ever seen. Ever. You fucking suck.

By: Bellichick's Smirk

Bellichick's Smirk — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 15:08:03 +0000

King needs to stop giving us travel notes. If I wanted to read about high adventure in exotic locales I’d pick Robinson Crusoe.

By: Playoff Beard

Playoff Beard — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:28:15 +0000

I saw King walking into Costas Now and yelled at him about his lack of talent.

By: CR

CR — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:10:49 +0000

Seriously, how much money does this fat ass have? Why exactly doesn’t he buy a snow blower? How is this retarded man child so rich and successful?

By: Barren Rodgers

Barren Rodgers — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:06:38 +0000

Peter King is a Major Masshole in disguise as an NFL columnist. I am always suprised you guys omit his references to the brilliance of Theo Epstein. He even refers to the Sawx as “we”. I think that should increase his general level of douchiness.

By: Jay Cutler Smug Prick Face

Jay Cutler Smug Prick Face — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:33:05 +0000

I WAIT ALL WEEK FOR THIS COLUMN! And not the one PK writes. The one that tears his poorly supplemented shit apart on this site.

Warren Moon? What the fuck! Where does he get this stuff man? He really is in his own little world.

By: Uncle Jesse

Uncle Jesse — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:11:33 +0000

In the ‘What I Didn’t Like’ section there’s this gem:
Are you kidding me, Miles Austin?

What the hell did Miles Austin do that PK didn’t like? Oh. It must’ve been Austin’s fault for Romo’s inability to hit the broadside of a barn from 20 feet all day and 2 pickles. Austin should’ve also done a better job at tackling McGahee/McClain from the bench.

By: Manfrthesouth

Manfrthesouth — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:53:45 +0000

How could you miss this brilliant observation?

“No wonder Tennessee wins every year. The Titans have the best defensive depth in recent NFL history.”

Despite living in Nashville at the time, I must have missed all those wins TN was racking up during 2004, 2005, 2006 seasons.

/ Tommy from Quinzee is driving to PK’s house as we speak…

By: Slash

Slash — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:57:36 +0000

I meant “Google” it. But “Googe” does sound intriguing.