AWWW THE HEAD GO WHOMP ON THE HEINZ MARSH. SPONGE TURF IS WORST KIND OF TURF TO BANG HEADSPOT ON.
HI TRAINING STAFF
NO WANT TO GET UP NOW. WANT TO TALK. WHAT ON YOUR MIND? YES, I’M OKAY. MAKING SCENE LIKE TIME MOM ROETHLISBERGER NO BUY ME METAL SLUG 2 FOR NEO GEO.
HOW LONG IT BEEN? 15 MINUTES? THAT’S A WHOLE QUARTER! THAT MEANS IT HALFTIME.
NOT HALFTIME. WELL BEN NO MOVING WITHOUT HIS CHOCO TACO.
YES, TAKE OFF FACEBARS. THEY INTERFERE WITH EATING INJURY CHOCO TACO. QUICK, YOU GET ME ONE. BE GOOD AS NEW. THEY HAVE THEM AT AMBULANCE HUB? LET’S GO THERE!
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Someday, Ben Rongrastname will get his Choco Taco, and there will be much rejoicing.
@The .44 Killer: As a Steelers fan, let me say: injuries are no excuse. We have a backup QB that could easily start. In fact, every time he’s been in, he’s shown he can get games done. And that’s important. It’s football. People get hurt. If you don’t have depth on your team, you’re just asking to get screwed by an unlucky injury.
That said, Ben will probably be ready to play in the second round. Hopefully he gets the prep work done to really shine.
@ Clare
Tailgate!
UPMC MRI department?
I want to go to there.
If Fatty McSlowerson can actually score a running TD, the Stillers will make it at least to the conference championship game. It’s been that kind of weird-ass year.
Except for today of course.
If anything, the running game’s been inconsistent this year. Whens the last time we won on the ground?
No one’s making preemptive excuses for anything, 44-caliber diptard. Of course, if the Steelers do win, you’ll be sure to stay away from this site.
I’m convinced Big Ben and Jim Thome are long lost cousins
Aaaaaaaaaand the Steeler’s fans excuse for playoff failure is………..An injury to Ben Roethlisberger! The most important, and inconsistent player on the Steeler’s whole team! The loss of which will put the pressure to win on the team’s outstanding defense, and running game, which is the same as every other game the Steelers play. Oh Noes! THIS will come to be the reasons the steelers get rocked in 2 weeks.
+1 Neo Geo reference.
The Hi-Def Transmission Truck at the Baltimore-Jacksonville game is also experiencing a head owie. No fun.
no! not the headspot!
I would’ve thought concussed Ben would start talking like Jason Garrett
Concussion? Well it’s not like he can get any dumber.
Okay Metal Slug is kind of awesome.
*crickets*
Fuck you guys, whatever.