OWIE TO HEADSPOT IS WORSEST THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE
AWWW THE HEAD GO WHOMP ON THE HEINZ MARSH. SPONGE TURF IS WORST KIND OF TURF TO BANG HEADSPOT ON.
HI TRAINING STAFF
NO WANT TO GET UP NOW. WANT TO TALK. WHAT ON YOUR MIND? YES, I’M OKAY. MAKING SCENE LIKE TIME MOM ROETHLISBERGER NO BUY ME METAL SLUG 2 FOR NEO GEO.
HOW LONG IT BEEN? 15 MINUTES? THAT’S A WHOLE QUARTER! THAT MEANS IT HALFTIME.
NOT HALFTIME. WELL BEN NO MOVING WITHOUT HIS CHOCO TACO.
YES, TAKE OFF FACEBARS. THEY INTERFERE WITH EATING INJURY CHOCO TACO. QUICK, YOU GET ME ONE. BE GOOD AS NEW. THEY HAVE THEM AT AMBULANCE HUB? LET’S GO THERE!
Tags: ben rongrastname, xmas ape
December 28th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Okay Metal Slug is kind of awesome.
*crickets*
Fuck you guys, whatever.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Concussion? Well it’s not like he can get any dumber.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I would’ve thought concussed Ben would start talking like Jason Garrett
December 28th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
no! not the headspot!
December 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
+1 Neo Geo reference.
The Hi-Def Transmission Truck at the Baltimore-Jacksonville game is also experiencing a head owie. No fun.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Aaaaaaaaaand the Steeler’s fans excuse for playoff failure is………..An injury to Ben Roethlisberger! The most important, and inconsistent player on the Steeler’s whole team! The loss of which will put the pressure to win on the team’s outstanding defense, and running game, which is the same as every other game the Steelers play. Oh Noes! THIS will come to be the reasons the steelers get rocked in 2 weeks.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
I’m convinced Big Ben and Jim Thome are long lost cousins
December 28th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
No one’s making preemptive excuses for anything, 44-caliber diptard. Of course, if the Steelers do win, you’ll be sure to stay away from this site.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
If anything, the running game’s been inconsistent this year. Whens the last time we won on the ground?
December 28th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Except for today of course.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
If Fatty McSlowerson can actually score a running TD, the Stillers will make it at least to the conference championship game. It’s been that kind of weird-ass year.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
UPMC MRI department?
I want to go to there.
December 28th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
@ Clare
Tailgate!
December 28th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
@The .44 Killer: As a Steelers fan, let me say: injuries are no excuse. We have a backup QB that could easily start. In fact, every time he’s been in, he’s shown he can get games done. And that’s important. It’s football. People get hurt. If you don’t have depth on your team, you’re just asking to get screwed by an unlucky injury.
That said, Ben will probably be ready to play in the second round. Hopefully he gets the prep work done to really shine.
December 29th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Someday, Ben Rongrastname will get his Choco Taco, and there will be much rejoicing.