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	<title>Comments on: Open Thread For The Game 95% Of You Can&#8217;t See</title>
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		<title>By: Vince Wilspork</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vince Wilspork</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s just silly.  I am a Patriots fan who held onto Welkah in a keeper league, and even I don&#039;t think he should win MVP.

Not with a better option like BenJarvus Green-Ellis on the same team.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s just silly.  I am a Patriots fan who held onto Welkah in a keeper league, and even I don&#8217;t think he should win MVP.</p>
<p>Not with a better option like BenJarvus Green-Ellis on the same team.</p>
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		<title>By: Joe Theisman's Leg</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe Theisman's Leg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Adrian Fumbles Peterson should win MVP? Brian Questionable Westbrook should win MVP? A defensive player should win MVP? 

This is officially the worst season ever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Adrian Fumbles Peterson should win MVP? Brian Questionable Westbrook should win MVP? A defensive player should win MVP? </p>
<p>This is officially the worst season ever.</p>
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		<title>By: H Cuz</title>
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		<dc:creator>H Cuz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Sean: Patriots fans think John Lynch should be the MVP.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Sean: Patriots fans think John Lynch should be the MVP.</p>
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		<title>By: Kimbo Gash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kimbo Gash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Are we talking about a full-sized Welkah or a mini Welkah?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are we talking about a full-sized Welkah or a mini Welkah?</p>
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		<title>By: Sean</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know this post has nothing to do with what I&#039;m about to say, but I had to let this out somewhere. And I know KSK readers will feel my pain. If you go to the espn site and see their most recent article about the mvp you will certainly laugh. The comments underneath the article are absolutely filled with paaay-tree-uts fans screaming for Welkaah to win MVP. MVP!!! Wes Welker...for mvp. I don&#039;t know if I will be able to sleep tonight knowing there are people in this world that think welkaah should win mvp. And it doesn&#039;t help that the sports journalists who voted on mvp for the article think warner or eli should win it either. Can somebody please show these people video of Albert Haynesworth, Adrian Peterson. Michael Turner, Brian Westbrook, or one of the other 30 players more deserving of this award than Warner, Eli, or especially Welkaah. New England fans need to learn that being the chuck-down, safety option for your team does not make you elligible for mvp (even if your team is struggling bad enough to make that safety option the team leader in receptions). I mean if Welkaah is gettin consideration we might as well put Lance Moore and Jason Witten in the talks too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know this post has nothing to do with what I&#8217;m about to say, but I had to let this out somewhere. And I know KSK readers will feel my pain. If you go to the espn site and see their most recent article about the mvp you will certainly laugh. The comments underneath the article are absolutely filled with paaay-tree-uts fans screaming for Welkaah to win MVP. MVP!!! Wes Welker&#8230;for mvp. I don&#8217;t know if I will be able to sleep tonight knowing there are people in this world that think welkaah should win mvp. And it doesn&#8217;t help that the sports journalists who voted on mvp for the article think warner or eli should win it either. Can somebody please show these people video of Albert Haynesworth, Adrian Peterson. Michael Turner, Brian Westbrook, or one of the other 30 players more deserving of this award than Warner, Eli, or especially Welkaah. New England fans need to learn that being the chuck-down, safety option for your team does not make you elligible for mvp (even if your team is struggling bad enough to make that safety option the team leader in receptions). I mean if Welkaah is gettin consideration we might as well put Lance Moore and Jason Witten in the talks too.</p>
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		<title>By: Barrack Billick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Barrack Billick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:52:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Christmas Ape@

That is exactly what I said when I saw that ticky-tack shit. They had to get back for the Olson mugging.
This Jamie Foxx ref crew is probably the worst in the league. Keep these hacks away from the post season.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Christmas Ape@</p>
<p>That is exactly what I said when I saw that ticky-tack shit. They had to get back for the Olson mugging.<br />
This Jamie Foxx ref crew is probably the worst in the league. Keep these hacks away from the post season.</p>
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		<title>By: UZH</title>
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		<dc:creator>UZH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:50:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Devon Hester can&#039;t speak English. No really. What the fuck did he just say?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Devon Hester can&#8217;t speak English. No really. What the fuck did he just say?</p>
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		<title>By: fact</title>
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		<dc:creator>fact</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:38:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was the most spastic knee i&#039;ve ever seen</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was the most spastic knee i&#8217;ve ever seen</p>
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		<title>By: Seisto</title>
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		<dc:creator>Seisto</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This Saints secondary is really harshing my fucking mellow  I&#039;ve sat through 3 hours of online coverage where Scott Hanson literally stands on the sideline and every 5 minutes reports back saying something to the effect of &quot;Oh hey, 4th quarter just got started over my shoulder .. incomplete pass there.&quot;

Show me the FUCKING GAME YOU ASSHOLES

/thanks for always hearing me out KSK</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This Saints secondary is really harshing my fucking mellow  I&#8217;ve sat through 3 hours of online coverage where Scott Hanson literally stands on the sideline and every 5 minutes reports back saying something to the effect of &#8220;Oh hey, 4th quarter just got started over my shoulder .. incomplete pass there.&#8221;</p>
<p>Show me the FUCKING GAME YOU ASSHOLES</p>
<p>/thanks for always hearing me out KSK</p>
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		<title>By: Christmas Ape</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice make-up call.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice make-up call.</p>
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