Open Thread For The Game 95% Of You Can’t See

Actually, you might be able to watch it online here (enjoy the “virtual waiting room;” it’s just like an actual waiting room, only there’s no fat nurse that waddles out and mispronounces your name). But this one’s already underway, and the Bears currently lead thanks to an opening kickoff-return TD from that guy, whom you’ll notice is not Devin Hester. If we could just bring back the Katrina jokes, we’d have ourselves a game.

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62 Responses to “Open Thread For The Game 95% Of You Can’t See”

  1. Stylist Mick Says:

    Forte injured in the first minutes. Of all the fucking weeks to pull up lame…

  2. That Just Happened! Says:

    suck it Brees!!!

  3. Rex Grossman's Mother Says:

    Katrina jokes? I don’t have any. However, I was in New Orleans last month, and I’ll tell ya: the place looks great. I mean it’s amazing what a hurricane and a few billion worth of federal cheese can do for a town.

  4. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    FUUUUUCKKKKKK! My fantasy football season is now over.

  5. forte down=fantasy lose Says:

    that’s it. i might as well give up now. with forte down im toast

  6. Rakibul Islam Says:

    Gah, my 1st place team is about to go down in flames. Get healthy Forte, you bastard!

  7. DavidtheUnderpantsGnome Says:

    That link takes to a bunch of guys talking about running backs in a studio. Anyone have a link to the actual game?

  8. Rakibul Islam Says:

    And so what if its delayed? SprintTV FTW

  9. phreshone Says:

    Radio broadcast links here… http://www.freefootballradio.com/schedule.html

  10. forte down=fantasy lose Says:

    probably better that hester doesnt return the punt….

  11. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    Matt Forte is coming back. It causes 4 heart attacks in the stands.

  12. forte down=fantasy lose Says:

    that walk out of the tunnel doesnt inspire any confidence

  13. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    Rub some dirt on it son and get back out there

  14. Chester Blumpkin Says:

    http://atdhe.net/ to watch the game.

  15. senate candidate #5 Says:

    yipeee…fantasy hopes alive again

  16. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    Brees is playing like poop.

  17. Daydream Billiever Says:

    Goalline FUMMMMMMMMMMMM-BLE!

  18. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    Pierre Thomas for the TD! 7-7

  19. Daydream Billiever Says:

    Jason David, burned again. Think the Saints regret that one yet?

  20. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    Reports of my FF demise have been greatly exaggerated

  21. Matt's Hand Schaub Says:

    Was that Pierre Thomas returning that kick?

  22. phreshone Says:

    Forte owners now at least have a chance…

  23. forte down=fantasy lose Says:

    as a colts fan, i couldnt have been more happy getting rid of jason david. he is a giant pile of shit.

  24. Kimbo Gash Says:

    has the toe been tested yet?

  25. Mike Says:

    Anybody got a video link that isn’t the NFL Network? If I want to watch retards babble about football, I’ll get my roommates drunk and listen to them. I’d rather see the game.

  26. smurphette Says:

    Jason David has two first names, so of course he can’t be trusted – to cover a receiver or anything else. I was always wary of him when he played for the Colts.

  27. forte down=fantasy lose Says:

    he fumbled the spike!!!!!!!

  28. senate candidate #5 Says:

    did orton whiff the spike?

  29. otter Says:

    @Mike: Try this — http://freefootballstreams.webs.com/

  30. otter Says:

    Oops. Sorry. That’s NFL Network too (I thought it was the Sky feed but no).

  31. UZH Says:

    Brees you fuckwit! Ya better pick up your game in the 2nd half.

  32. UZH Says:

    Asshole.

  33. DeepFriar Says:

    Are those dollar signs I see in Pierre Thomas’ eyes?

  34. ACMEsalesrep Says:

    What’s the problem? The game’s on basic cable.

    Oh, wait — I’m in Canada. Never mind.

  35. Christmas Ape Says:

    Brad Maynard already has a stronger arm than Marmalard.

  36. Monday Morning Punter Says:

    THAT WAS A CATCH

  37. fact Says:

    http://static.nfl.com/static/tnf/WOW.html?icampaign=DW_live_NOvsChi_1

  38. Otto Man Says:

    When did Sean Payton become such a fucking moron?

    And yes, that was a catch.

  39. Otto Man Says:

    Scott Fujita. Yet another great defender the Chiefs let slip away.

  40. athecheat Says:

    Ahh….that pass was Rextastic

  41. Otto Man Says:

    Six more heart attacks on that Colston TD.

  42. Gene Upshaw's Ghost Says:

    @ mike: this might work – http://www.myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=26201&part=sports

  43. robocats Says:

    just found the open thread. WHAT THE FUCK WAS MIKE CAREY LOOKING AT ON THAT MAYNARD-PETERSEN REPLAY?

  44. robocats Says:

    like seriously. I know the “hold it to the ground rule” (thanks for telling us 10,000 times collinsworth you annoying fuck), but he was lying on his back down when the ball was torn out by a Saint.

  45. robocats Says:

    That catch made up for all of the many failures of Brandon Lloyd’s career.

  46. Kimbo Gash Says:

    C’mon Int-ton!

  47. fact Says:

    ah bob papa’s silky voice

  48. Otto Man Says:

    Yeah, no contact there from Jason David. None whatsoever.

  49. fact Says:

    devin hester is a bitch..

  50. Seisto Says:

    Mike Carey just essentially bitch slapped Donovan Macnabb .. well done sir

  51. forte down=fantasy lose Says:

    damn it! my league doesn’t do overtime points!!

  52. fact Says:

    ballgame?

  53. Christmas Ape Says:

    Nice make-up call.

  54. Seisto Says:

    This Saints secondary is really harshing my fucking mellow I’ve sat through 3 hours of online coverage where Scott Hanson literally stands on the sideline and every 5 minutes reports back saying something to the effect of “Oh hey, 4th quarter just got started over my shoulder .. incomplete pass there.”

    Show me the FUCKING GAME YOU ASSHOLES

    /thanks for always hearing me out KSK

  55. fact Says:

    That was the most spastic knee i’ve ever seen

  56. UZH Says:

    Devon Hester can’t speak English. No really. What the fuck did he just say?

  57. Barrack Billick Says:

    Christmas Ape@

    That is exactly what I said when I saw that ticky-tack shit. They had to get back for the Olson mugging.
    This Jamie Foxx ref crew is probably the worst in the league. Keep these hacks away from the post season.

  58. Sean Says:

    I know this post has nothing to do with what I’m about to say, but I had to let this out somewhere. And I know KSK readers will feel my pain. If you go to the espn site and see their most recent article about the mvp you will certainly laugh. The comments underneath the article are absolutely filled with paaay-tree-uts fans screaming for Welkaah to win MVP. MVP!!! Wes Welker…for mvp. I don’t know if I will be able to sleep tonight knowing there are people in this world that think welkaah should win mvp. And it doesn’t help that the sports journalists who voted on mvp for the article think warner or eli should win it either. Can somebody please show these people video of Albert Haynesworth, Adrian Peterson. Michael Turner, Brian Westbrook, or one of the other 30 players more deserving of this award than Warner, Eli, or especially Welkaah. New England fans need to learn that being the chuck-down, safety option for your team does not make you elligible for mvp (even if your team is struggling bad enough to make that safety option the team leader in receptions). I mean if Welkaah is gettin consideration we might as well put Lance Moore and Jason Witten in the talks too.

  59. Kimbo Gash Says:

    Are we talking about a full-sized Welkah or a mini Welkah?

  60. H Cuz Says:

    @Sean: Patriots fans think John Lynch should be the MVP.

  61. Joe Theisman's Leg Says:

    Adrian Fumbles Peterson should win MVP? Brian Questionable Westbrook should win MVP? A defensive player should win MVP?

    This is officially the worst season ever.

  62. Vince Wilspork Says:

    That’s just silly. I am a Patriots fan who held onto Welkah in a keeper league, and even I don’t think he should win MVP.

    Not with a better option like BenJarvus Green-Ellis on the same team.

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