Actually, you might be able to watch it online here (enjoy the “virtual waiting room;” it’s just like an actual waiting room, only there’s no fat nurse that waddles out and mispronounces your name). But this one’s already underway, and the Bears currently lead thanks to an opening kickoff-return TD from that guy, whom you’ll notice is not Devin Hester. If we could just bring back the Katrina jokes, we’d have ourselves a game.
I want more like this!
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