Oh No! They’ve Perfected Their Cloaking Technology!
The day we’ve all feared has arrived, friends. Observe this photo a reader sent us from Sunday’s game at M&T Bank Stadium. WHAT IS THAT SCRAGGLY HEAD DOING JUST FLOATING THERE!?
The purple camo pants were bad enough. But now with the purple camo jacket and hood, they’ve completed the outfit. They’re virtually undetectable to the naked eye. With their advances in camo wear, Ravens fans can lurk among us completely unseen! Who knows what horrendous acts they can commit unbeknownst to us.
Observe this seemingly innocuous photo of a couple innocently enjoying a picnic.
Oh, it looks idyllic enough. At least to the untrained eye. But there’s actually a Ravens fan sitting next to them. Look harder. Harder. Squint hard enough aaaaand…See! I told you! He’s just sitting there whispering something stupid like “Move Those Chains” or even complaining about the refs. He’ll swipe your food for his lame Ravens Festivus playoff run feast.
Y’know, when I think about it, Under Armour should really strive to be the official manufacturer of these. What better way to mask all the illegal immigrants they hire.
Beware, Cowboys fans. Beware. For all you know, there may be a Ravens fan behind you at this very moment. Just start stabbing air, it’s the only way to be safe.
Thanks to reader Chris for the pic. Sorry you had to go to Bawlmer to get it.
Tags: baltimore ravens, FEARSOME RAVENS FANS, seriously fuck baltimore, xmas ape
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December 18th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Barksdale shoulda used those outfits in the wire … the cops woulda never found him!
December 18th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Is that guy wearing 2 hooded sweatshirts (one blue, one gray)?
December 18th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
He looks even more surly when our tipster took a picture of him on the toilet.
December 18th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
UU- quite possibly, it was a tad cold last weekend.
December 18th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Is that a bauguette in that basket? Or is it just happy to see me?
December 18th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Fried chicken?
Watermelon?
A loaf of French bread?
Could you find a more racist picture?
December 18th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
At least now he can go to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and not stick out like a sore thumb. Or was that shit pink? Not important.
December 18th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.
December 18th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Ugliest floating head ever!
December 18th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Blah. The Steelers won the fucking game already. They’re a complete team. We know. Besides, the picture of the gigantic slob of a Steelers fan that Ufford posted should preclude Steelers fans from making fun of the attire of another fan base.
@seezmics: You forgot the grape soda.
December 18th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Not picutred:
Purple and grey Zubaz pants that surely lurk under the cammo.
December 18th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
But that gigantic Steelers slob is an old photo. This is new Ravens doucheiness!
December 18th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
“OHHHHHHHHHHH Froggy went’a courtin’, he did ride- CAMO!”
[/guitar string snaps]
December 18th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Ape, I was expecting a lot more Tennessee hate this week.
December 18th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Cowboys fans fear no Ravens fans.
December 18th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I don’t really hate the Titans. Still, if they want to eat shit and die before Sunday, that’s cool with me.
December 18th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Is that guy wearing 2 hooded sweatshirts (one blue, one gray)?
Typical of the wishy-washy politics in Maryland.
Blue and gray? It’s been nearly two and a half centuries since the Civil War! Pick a fucking side!
December 18th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
whoa a Tom and Jerry reference on a KSK thread. Now I can die happy.
December 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Is it just me, or does this guy look like the homeless version of Dick Vermiel?
December 18th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
ouch, poor Dick. The last time I said that…well, anyway. So, I’ve flown to Nashville to see the Titans-Steelers game. should be bad ass HOWEVER with Haynesworth out, there’ll only be 3 Titan lineman on Ben’s shoulders instead of 3. HH@showoffsports.com
December 18th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Just start stabbing air, it’s the only way to be safe.
Let me go get mah prison shank then.
/DIE INVIZIBUL FAN, DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
December 18th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Nice melon(s)!
December 18th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
The Ravens fan has learned the first lesson of not being seen.
Not to stand up.
December 18th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I hope that floating ring is on his finger!
December 18th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
“He’s just sitting there whispering something stupid like “Move Those Chains” or even complaining about the refs.”
Hey pot, meet kettle. You bandwagoning fucks have been bitching about not getting any calls all season. Cram it.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Sigh
December 18th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
@CockFlashy:
Fat chicks in your team’s garb > Old homeless-looking guys in your team’s garb
December 18th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Under Armour > Black Lung
December 18th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Next week GI Joe is gonna show up with his 2 different hoodies wearing blue and grey camo rooting for the lions but no one will be able to see him just like all the “other lions fans”. That outfit is good enough to warrant him rooting for terrible teams!!