
The day we’ve all feared has arrived, friends. Observe this photo a reader sent us from Sunday’s game at M&T Bank Stadium. WHAT IS THAT SCRAGGLY HEAD DOING JUST FLOATING THERE!?
The purple camo pants were bad enough. But now with the purple camo jacket and hood, they’ve completed the outfit. They’re virtually undetectable to the naked eye. With their advances in camo wear, Ravens fans can lurk among us completely unseen! Who knows what horrendous acts they can commit unbeknownst to us.
Observe this seemingly innocuous photo of a couple innocently enjoying a picnic.

Oh, it looks idyllic enough. At least to the untrained eye. But there’s actually a Ravens fan sitting next to them. Look harder. Harder. Squint hard enough aaaaand…See! I told you! He’s just sitting there whispering something stupid like “Move Those Chains” or even complaining about the refs. He’ll swipe your food for his lame Ravens Festivus playoff run feast.
Y’know, when I think about it, Under Armour should really strive to be the official manufacturer of these. What better way to mask all the illegal immigrants they hire.
Beware, Cowboys fans. Beware. For all you know, there may be a Ravens fan behind you at this very moment. Just start stabbing air, it’s the only way to be safe.
Thanks to reader Chris for the pic. Sorry you had to go to Bawlmer to get it.


Next week GI Joe is gonna show up with his 2 different hoodies wearing blue and grey camo rooting for the lions but no one will be able to see him just like all the “other lions fans”. That outfit is good enough to warrant him rooting for terrible teams!!
Under Armour > Black Lung
@CockFlashy:
Fat chicks in your team’s garb > Old homeless-looking guys in your team’s garb
Sigh
“He’s just sitting there whispering something stupid like “Move Those Chains” or even complaining about the refs.”
Hey pot, meet kettle. You bandwagoning fucks have been bitching about not getting any calls all season. Cram it.
I hope that floating ring is on his finger!
The Ravens fan has learned the first lesson of not being seen.
Not to stand up.
Nice melon(s)!
Just start stabbing air, it’s the only way to be safe.
Let me go get mah prison shank then.
/DIE INVIZIBUL FAN, DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ouch, poor Dick. The last time I said that…well, anyway. So, I’ve flown to Nashville to see the Titans-Steelers game. should be bad ass HOWEVER with Haynesworth out, there’ll only be 3 Titan lineman on Ben’s shoulders instead of 3. HH@showoffsports.com
Is it just me, or does this guy look like the homeless version of Dick Vermiel?
whoa a Tom and Jerry reference on a KSK thread. Now I can die happy.
Is that guy wearing 2 hooded sweatshirts (one blue, one gray)?
Typical of the wishy-washy politics in Maryland.
Blue and gray? It’s been nearly two and a half centuries since the Civil War! Pick a fucking side!
I don’t really hate the Titans. Still, if they want to eat shit and die before Sunday, that’s cool with me.
Cowboys fans fear no Ravens fans.
Ape, I was expecting a lot more Tennessee hate this week.
“OHHHHHHHHHHH Froggy went’a courtin’, he did ride- CAMO!”
[/guitar string snaps]
But that gigantic Steelers slob is an old photo. This is new Ravens doucheiness!
Not picutred:
Purple and grey Zubaz pants that surely lurk under the cammo.
Blah. The Steelers won the fucking game already. They’re a complete team. We know. Besides, the picture of the gigantic slob of a Steelers fan that Ufford posted should preclude Steelers fans from making fun of the attire of another fan base.
@seezmics: You forgot the grape soda.
Ugliest floating head ever!
Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.
At least now he can go to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and not stick out like a sore thumb. Or was that shit pink? Not important.
Fried chicken?
Watermelon?
A loaf of French bread?
Could you find a more racist picture?
Is that a bauguette in that basket? Or is it just happy to see me?
UU- quite possibly, it was a tad cold last weekend.
He looks even more surly when our tipster took a picture of him on the toilet.
Is that guy wearing 2 hooded sweatshirts (one blue, one gray)?
Barksdale shoulda used those outfits in the wire … the cops woulda never found him!