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December 28th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
STFU Tawmmy. I got fucked worse in my fantasy league and you don’t hear me crying like a little girl.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Something tells me Tawmmy’s lady will be sporting a black eye tomorrow morning.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Pats fan here (ducks)
Does having Joey Porter and Sparano in the playoffs outweigh having the Pats in? (probably)
you realize now with the Pats out, Ape, the Steelers might lose to the Ravens in the 2nd rd…
December 28th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
that “dahkie” is named brett favre…..
December 28th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
FIX YO SHIRT, TAWWMY!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Bill Simmons is writing a 20,000 word column about the injustice of it all and drying his tears on his Welkah jersey as we speak.
“This is just like Rocky when Rocky actually won the fight but they handed the decision to Apollo Creed. No, wait, it’s like the Karate Kid….no, Beverly Hills 90210….fuck it, I gotta call my dad.”
December 28th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Kim Hong, if the Ravens win in the WC round, they would play the Titans. The only way the Steelers would play the Ravens is in the Conference Championship Game.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Actual quote from a Pats fan on the CBSSports glog for the Jets game: “Good thing the PATS didn’t get in …they woulda run the table as they are clearly playing the best football in the NFL coming down the stretch … other teams can breath a sigh of relief now.”
Pats not getting in almost makes it worth it that my Jets imploded in the last 5 games.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Dear Pats fans,
Enjoy the playoffs, cocksmokers.
Yours in Christ,
BaCsonkaDonk
December 28th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I have not had this much fun on the Pats Forum board since Super Bowl XLII. NO ONE DENIES THIS.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Dear bacsonkadonk,
You too! Thanks!
Yours,
Pats fans.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
If I ever have a child I will name it Chad Pennington… regardless of gender.
@Dum Bunny the fucking Pats fans were absolutely unbearable on that glog. Whiny bitches.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
The Sports Guy rationalization begins Tuesday morning.
“You know what? Although I would totally wet my pants to see Matt Cassel throw a Clubber Lang-esque knockout punch at Pittsburgh or a Daniel-san-esque crane kick to Indianapolis or a Dirk Diggler cockswing at Miami, this wasn’t the Pats’ year. And I can accept that. This was the cleansing year, the year that all the cheating accusations could blow over and the fans wouldn’t have to hate Tom Brady for being so perfect. These Patriots had nothing to prove, and besides, the Celtics are still the champs and quickly hopped over the Patriots on the Boston fanwagon anyway. Next year, they can start fresh, with the league focused on toppling the Steelers, Colts, Giants, or whomever. Next year, the Patriots will be the quietest they’ve been since the beginning of the Brady Era. And knowing what Belichick is capable of, much like the Dillon Panthers of “Friday Night Lights” or the cast of “Real World San Francisco”–that is, pure genius–my dad and I are content to watch the Celtics and talk about the Sox until next season. Oh, and the Departed was the greatest movie ever despite Jack Nicholson. How dare he put on such a ridiculous, hammy accent. Boston’s ridiculous hammy accents are much, much different.”
December 28th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
An actual post from Patsfan forum:
Even more so than Favre, the Cowboys, or whoever, this was the guy who, IMO, cost this team a shot at the playoffs with his moronic penalty against the Colts. I honestly believe if he didn’t do that this team would be going to the playoffs and have a great shot at going very deep. Sure throughout the season we have had some bad plays that may have turned around games such as Gaffney’s drop, Moss’s drop against the Steelers, Watson’s fumble against the Jets, or when Slater muffed the kick, but these were all physical errors and can are easily forgiven. Don’t get me wrong, for all that happened, this was a truly incredible season, but I can’t help but think what would have happened if Thomas did not get that inexcusable penalty.
Yes these are Pats fans.
December 28th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
the pats not getting in makes me crack a little smile as a mourn the cowboys thrashing. time to hear about T.O. throwing his used tampons all over the locker room
December 28th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Dear BaCsonkaDonk:
Enjoy getting raped next weekend, where if the Pats made it (ducks) we would have taken care of the Ravens easily…48-28??
December 28th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
@ Barren Rodgers: Do you really troll through Pats Websites that often? Do you have a job?
December 28th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
@Kim Hong: Cry a little harder for us, will ya? We’re loving it. Fucking New England and its whiny fans.
December 28th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
@FTW: um…whine? /into 3 sb trophies
Go Carolina!
/even though he hates DelHomme
December 28th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
@ Kim Hong
Dont you mean:
um…whine? /into 3 sb* trophies……NO ONE DENIES
December 28th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
So who do the Pats play next week?
December 28th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
@ Kim Hong
Dear BaCsonkaDonk:
Enjoy getting raped next weekend, where if the Pats made it (ducks) we would have taken care of the Ravens easily…48-28??
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That’s the great thing about missing the playoffs. You can live out all sorts of delusional fantasies involving the Patsies not getting beaten to a bloody pulp.
December 28th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
@Kim Hong: And that’s three more than you’ll be bringing home this year. From Greatest Choke Ever against Elisha to Out of the Playoffs c/o Miami. How will Patsy nation get on?
Only hope wittle Tommy Brady can last more than a quarter next season so that Crowder can finish the job.
Back to you.
December 28th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Brett Favre doesn’t come out of retirement none of this ever happens. Brett Favre doesn’t blow donkey balls today this doesn’t happen.
Everything always comes back to Favre.
December 28th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
@Kim Hong: And that’s three more than you’ll be bringing home this year
@FTW: And 3 that I will always cherish…think I might pop in the 2004 video…
December 28th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
exactly,that “dahkie” is brett favre. i demand a tommy from quinzee rant about brett being a “dahkie Luvah” or “as bad as a dahkie”.
December 28th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Never rooted for Brett Favre before today, never will again. It’s like trying to figure out if you have to puke or keep on going after too many drinks: “I’m ok, really… Oh wait, oh God, here it comes!…Oops, false alarm, I’m ok,…Oh God, this time I mean it–BLECH!” I feel less sympathy for myself than for anyone who ever rooted for him when he played on your team. Most overrated athlete ever.
December 28th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
I’m a Pats fan. This sucks.
It’s not so much that we got shut out with an 11-5 record, it’s that the Arizona Cardinals and The AFC West champs get to go to the post-season.
*sigh*
At least the cowboys lost in humiliatingly satisfying fashion. My roomate will be crying about that one, and for that I am thankful. Romo’d! (And Fuck You Brett Farve. Die.)
December 28th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Dear Patriot Fan,
That slapping sound you hear are my balls smacking against Gisele’s chin. Hop-Along Tom is in the other room, he’s fallen & he can’t get up. Fuck you all! Best football Sunday ever!
December 28th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
You stay classy, Woodstock.
Remember, you’re riding an aging Chad Pennington into the playoffs. I will enjoy his Farvian futility come next week.
December 28th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
@ Kim Hong think I might pop in the 2004 video
I wonder if Belicheat is saying the same thing tonight. Except he has several different angles from several different videos to watch from.
December 28th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
It’s a common misconception that the Pats got eliminated from the playoffs. They did so well, that they not only got a 1st round bye, but they got a 2nd, 3rd, and Superbowl bye.
//If that helps you sleep at night, anyway.
December 28th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
“This is just like Rocky when Rocky actually won the fight but they handed the decision to Apollo Creed. No, wait, it’s like the Karate Kid….no, Beverly Hills 90210….fuck it, I gotta call my dad.”
You forgot “Saved By the Bell”. This was one of the best Sports Guy imitations I’d seen, until Porky1 a few posts later.
Oh, and menstruating Pats fans: go away. Take it from a 49ers fan who is old enough to remember when my team sucked, old enough to remember when they were great, and old enough to remember when they sucked again. Everybody hates you, and that will never change. Doing a wan imitation of a “good sport”, before inevitably exploding a few posts later, does nothing to improve you in the esteem of others. Fuck off painfully.
December 28th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
The tag above says it all: “greatest day ever”.
December 28th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
@ Barren Rodgers:
You are a fucking genius. Beli-cheat?! How fucking clever!
December 28th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
@ Kim Hong
I will admit the reason I called him Belicheat is because he wasnt ever important enough to remember how to spell his last name. Belicheat just makes it easier.
December 29th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Me too, “Me.” Me too.
Mike Singletary. Change I Can Believe In.
December 29th, 2008 at 12:50 am
So much for that inevitable Cowboys/Patsies Super Bowl. It seems like just 17 short weeks ago Patsie fans were telling us a second 16-0 was a sure thing.
Oh, and …
@ wooderson — Why are you crying over the A-Cardinals making the playoffs over your team? I know Belichick’s a good cheater and all, but you weren’t going to get an NFC playoff spot no matter what,
December 29th, 2008 at 4:22 am
I think Tommy runs a website.
http://barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/12/28/?comments=10448#should_league_intervene_let_playoffs_comments
December 29th, 2008 at 10:22 am
HAHAHAHA FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PATRIOTS FANS. STEELERS BABY!
I gope you all fucking die in a fucking fire that destorys your entorw fucking city, assholes.
FIVE SUPER BOWLS. DEal wit it, BITCHES!
December 29th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Just to clear things up for you Steeltown New England is not a city
December 29th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Hey crispy, what the fuck do you know? You have bveen rooting for them for like 5 years. That’s how many Sbuper Bowls we have. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Steelers baby!
December 29th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Steeltown is actually bitter Pats fan Handful of Peter, who changed his commenting name to Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend’s Tits after the Steelers beat the Pats. Now he’s posing as a Steelers fan spouting slurs to make the fanbase look bad.
Nice work, douche. Your IP address is showing.
December 29th, 2008 at 11:18 am
@crispy: Neither is Pittsburgh, but that’s never stopped them.
Fuck New England anyway.
December 29th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
At least I got two FFB Championships yesterday so the day wasn’t a complete waste of time.
GODDAMN YOU WADE AND GARRETT!!! HEADS WILL ROLL I TELLS YA!