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	<title>Comments on: Move over, Jim McMahon.  There&#8217;s a new punky Cue Bee.</title>
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		<title>By: T</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/move-over-jim-mcmahon-theres-a-new-punky-cue-bee.html/comment-page-1#comment-95066</link>
		<dc:creator>T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ahhh Somethings never go out of style ....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ahhh Somethings never go out of style &#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: chris johnson as a second language</title>
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		<dc:creator>chris johnson as a second language</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha! suicidegirls! i dated a girl that was a SG model.....no really,no bullshit.fucking hot.maybe some emotional issues tho.....go marmalard and latoeinjury</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha! suicidegirls! i dated a girl that was a SG model&#8230;..no really,no bullshit.fucking hot.maybe some emotional issues tho&#8230;..go marmalard and latoeinjury</p>
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		<title>By: Leigh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leigh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>/threadjack

Chargers defensive end Jacques Cesaire on Jay Cutler and the Broncos:

http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2008/dec/24/s25sullivan195235-theres-real-bad-blood-beyond-pla/

“They have bad teeth,” the Chargers defensive end disclosed Wednesday. “They have bad hair. They don&#039;t know how to cook. What else don&#039;t I like about them? They watch “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.&#039; Who does that? Who watches “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman?&#039; That&#039;s what I want to know. I heard the Denver Broncos watch it. I&#039;m just sayin&#039;.” 

&quot;But my biggest complaint with him [Cutler] is that he looks like Ringo Starr, you know? I&#039;m just not feeling his haircut. 
Take a look at Cutler sometimes. He has like this shag look going. I don&#039;t even know what it&#039;s called. I was just looking at his press conference the other day after the game. He had on this overgrown suit jacket. It was like &#039;Come on, man. Let&#039;s get it together.&#039; ” 

When asked what he would say to Cutler should he sack him Sunday, Cesaire replied with a single word: “Supercuts.” 

When did Chad Ocho Cinco join the Chargers?

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>/threadjack</p>
<p>Chargers defensive end Jacques Cesaire on Jay Cutler and the Broncos:</p>
<p><a href="http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2008/dec/24/s25sullivan195235-theres-real-bad-blood-beyond-pla/" rel="nofollow">http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2008/dec/24/s25sullivan195235-theres-real-bad-blood-beyond-pla/</a></p>
<p>“They have bad teeth,” the Chargers defensive end disclosed Wednesday. “They have bad hair. They don&#8217;t know how to cook. What else don&#8217;t I like about them? They watch “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.&#8217; Who does that? Who watches “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman?&#8217; That&#8217;s what I want to know. I heard the Denver Broncos watch it. I&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;.” </p>
<p>&#8220;But my biggest complaint with him [Cutler] is that he looks like Ringo Starr, you know? I&#8217;m just not feeling his haircut.<br />
Take a look at Cutler sometimes. He has like this shag look going. I don&#8217;t even know what it&#8217;s called. I was just looking at his press conference the other day after the game. He had on this overgrown suit jacket. It was like &#8216;Come on, man. Let&#8217;s get it together.&#8217; ” </p>
<p>When asked what he would say to Cutler should he sack him Sunday, Cesaire replied with a single word: “Supercuts.” </p>
<p>When did Chad Ocho Cinco join the Chargers?</p>
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		<title>By: Trish</title>
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		<dc:creator>Trish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 03:26:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Note to Suicide Girls--the tattoos do not come off.

I repeat--THE TATTOOS DO NOT COME OFF

I know you think you&#039;re all hardcore and edgy, but in fifteen years when you&#039;re married to Chad or Josh and wheeling little Madison or Teagan around the park you&#039;ll be wearing a lot of turtlenecks and mumbling about stuff you did when you were young and stupid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Note to Suicide Girls&#8211;the tattoos do not come off.</p>
<p>I repeat&#8211;THE TATTOOS DO NOT COME OFF</p>
<p>I know you think you&#8217;re all hardcore and edgy, but in fifteen years when you&#8217;re married to Chad or Josh and wheeling little Madison or Teagan around the park you&#8217;ll be wearing a lot of turtlenecks and mumbling about stuff you did when you were young and stupid.</p>
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		<title>By: Leid</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 01:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps he&#039;ll go into a diabetic coma and die, oh yeah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps he&#8217;ll go into a diabetic coma and die, oh yeah.</p>
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		<title>By: porky1</title>
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		<dc:creator>porky1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 01:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Pip...

The &quot;best deal on boobs on the internet&quot; is...free, free, free, great God almighty, free at last.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Pip&#8230;</p>
<p>The &#8220;best deal on boobs on the internet&#8221; is&#8230;free, free, free, great God almighty, free at last.</p>
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		<title>By: Kimbo Gash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kimbo Gash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 21:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does ink kill crabs?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does ink kill crabs?</p>
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		<title>By: Pip</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/move-over-jim-mcmahon-theres-a-new-punky-cue-bee.html/comment-page-1#comment-94463</link>
		<dc:creator>Pip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why did you cut off the SuicideGirls logo off those pics?  And seriously no love for my girl NicoleLee?  http://suicidegirls.com/girls/NicoleLee/photos/Superbowl/  I know she&#039;s a steelers fan, got the logo tattooed in her ear and all, but she cool enough that we forgive her.

And I won&#039;t get into it but about 90% of the stuff you read about SG is not true.  I&#039;ve been on the site for a while and I&#039;ve seen, heard, and read it all.  Sign up ($4 a month, best deal on boobs on the internet!) and judge for yourself.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why did you cut off the SuicideGirls logo off those pics?  And seriously no love for my girl NicoleLee?  <a href="http://suicidegirls.com/girls/NicoleLee/photos/Superbowl/" rel="nofollow">http://suicidegirls.com/girls/NicoleLee/photos/Superbowl/</a>  I know she&#8217;s a steelers fan, got the logo tattooed in her ear and all, but she cool enough that we forgive her.</p>
<p>And I won&#8217;t get into it but about 90% of the stuff you read about SG is not true.  I&#8217;ve been on the site for a while and I&#8217;ve seen, heard, and read it all.  Sign up ($4 a month, best deal on boobs on the internet!) and judge for yourself.</p>
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		<title>By: Doug's Kin Flutie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Doug's Kin Flutie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 07:39:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, No, No, No, No, and No.

That was more boner-deflating than a Golden Girls marathon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, No, No, No, No, and No.</p>
<p>That was more boner-deflating than a Golden Girls marathon.</p>
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		<title>By: Rich</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 02:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>After enjoying the Suicide Girls pics, kill your buzz by doing a little research on Suicide Girts.  Trust me, from then on you will &lt;i&gt;stay as far away from that organization as you can.&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After enjoying the Suicide Girls pics, kill your buzz by doing a little research on Suicide Girts.  Trust me, from then on you will <i>stay as far away from that organization as you can.</i></p>
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