Move over, Jim McMahon. There’s a new punky Cue Bee.
Cutler is a punk, Stokley is a runt
They both went down to Boulder and joined the Ice Capades
According to Charger linebacker Matt Wilhelm, Jay Cutler is a punk. Why this is news to anyone is beyond me. Santa Claus, Indiana is a hotbed on the punk scene was a regular tour stop for The Cramps, Bad Brains and G.G. Allin, among others.
I know, you’re saying, “flub, the day after Christmas is a slow news day. We’ve heard about this low-grade smack talk a hundred times already. It’s all over ESPN and the blogosphere.” And while that’s true, I don’t think anyone else brought you the news over a sexy punk rock girl slide show. You’re welcome, bitchez.
Tags: bad MS Paint, matt wilhelm prefers peruvian pan flute bands, sexy friday
December 26th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I just find it hard to believe Cutler gets the emotion up to say much of anything, I imagine him running home and posting on the livejournal (Current Mood: Diabetic), I think he’s more of an emo-kid than punk. Too bad the fuckers from Philly have the emo slant here already.
December 26th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Which prompted me to bring up the point that Rivers never curses.
Apparently he has never met Marmalard
December 26th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Some of the women at SG are awesome, even though I’m generally not into the punk chicks.
December 26th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Slideshow, she’s in it.
December 26th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Gabba gabba hey-o to the slideshow.
Cutlerfucker is at least more tolerable than Marmalard, but maybe that’s because I root for his team.
December 26th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Suicide Girls. Fuck. And. Yes.
December 26th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
“Jay Cutler, being the guy that he is, made some shrewd comments to SP and myself,”
shrewd….?
December 26th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I can’t believe you’re not reporting on the most significant story in the NFL this entire year — Tom just popped the question: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,473102,00.html
December 26th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
You KSK guys need to come pick up Punter over at Deadspin. He’s being shockingly unfunny. Even more so than normal.
December 26th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
why does everyone still say cutlerfucker is from santa claus, in? he even said in a sports illustrated piece a few months back that he isnt from here and doesnt know why people say he’s from there. i’d claim it though cuz holiday world is one badass theme park and fucks 6 flags up - just ask marmalard!
December 26th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
As punks go, Jay Cutler is a Sid Vicious type. He’s an asshole who self-injects. I’ve got my fingers crossed for the murder charges and subsequent fatal overdose. Philip Rivers is an obnoxious asshole who wore out his welcome long ago, yet won’t go away, so he’s more of the Johnny Rotten type.
Either that or they’re both gay bubblegum punks like Blink 182 or some other abortive band that has a number in its name.
December 26th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
nip slip?
December 26th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Those alt porn girls make me harder than Sudoku.
December 26th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Spatula Says:
December 26th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I can’t believe you’re not reporting on the most significant story in the NFL this entire year — Tom just popped the question: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,473102,00.html
Marrying a Brazilian chick totally means TAHMEE boy takes it in the ass. Trust me on this.. err.
December 26th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Oh, and for thems interested in alt punk chicks, I highly recommend pointing your newsreader to:
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.suicide-girls
December 26th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
After enjoying the Suicide Girls pics, kill your buzz by doing a little research on Suicide Girts. Trust me, from then on you will stay as far away from that organization as you can.
December 27th, 2008 at 2:39 am
No, No, No, No, No, and No.
That was more boner-deflating than a Golden Girls marathon.
December 27th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Why did you cut off the SuicideGirls logo off those pics? And seriously no love for my girl NicoleLee? http://suicidegirls.com/girls/NicoleLee/photos/Superbowl/ I know she’s a steelers fan, got the logo tattooed in her ear and all, but she cool enough that we forgive her.
And I won’t get into it but about 90% of the stuff you read about SG is not true. I’ve been on the site for a while and I’ve seen, heard, and read it all. Sign up ($4 a month, best deal on boobs on the internet!) and judge for yourself.
December 27th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Does ink kill crabs?
December 27th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
@Pip…
The “best deal on boobs on the internet” is…free, free, free, great God almighty, free at last.
December 27th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Perhaps he’ll go into a diabetic coma and die, oh yeah.
December 27th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Note to Suicide Girls–the tattoos do not come off.
I repeat–THE TATTOOS DO NOT COME OFF
I know you think you’re all hardcore and edgy, but in fifteen years when you’re married to Chad or Josh and wheeling little Madison or Teagan around the park you’ll be wearing a lot of turtlenecks and mumbling about stuff you did when you were young and stupid.
December 27th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
/threadjack
Chargers defensive end Jacques Cesaire on Jay Cutler and the Broncos:
http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2008/dec/24/s25sullivan195235-theres-real-bad-blood-beyond-pla/
“They have bad teeth,” the Chargers defensive end disclosed Wednesday. “They have bad hair. They don’t know how to cook. What else don’t I like about them? They watch “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.’ Who does that? Who watches “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman?’ That’s what I want to know. I heard the Denver Broncos watch it. I’m just sayin’.”
“But my biggest complaint with him [Cutler] is that he looks like Ringo Starr, you know? I’m just not feeling his haircut.
Take a look at Cutler sometimes. He has like this shag look going. I don’t even know what it’s called. I was just looking at his press conference the other day after the game. He had on this overgrown suit jacket. It was like ‘Come on, man. Let’s get it together.’ ”
When asked what he would say to Cutler should he sack him Sunday, Cesaire replied with a single word: “Supercuts.”
When did Chad Ocho Cinco join the Chargers?
/end threadjack
December 28th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
haha! suicidegirls! i dated a girl that was a SG model…..no really,no bullshit.fucking hot.maybe some emotional issues tho…..go marmalard and latoeinjury
December 28th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
ahhh Somethings never go out of style ….