Comments on: Midwesterners Love Their Cold Like Kornheiser Loves a Hot Favre Injection

By: robocats

robocats — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:40:46 +0000

For Chicago Area douches, I nominate Gary, IN or maybe Coal City.

By: Heywood Jablome

Heywood Jablome — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:30:34 +0000

Alsip is currently the king of shirtless sports douchiness, right? That’s where whatsisname and his kid who ran onto the field during a White Sox game to beat up a Royals coach were from.

By: john madden's used condom

john madden's used condom — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 06:20:57 +0000

why has no one suggested lemont/lockport.
douchiness extravaganza there

By: Gennifer With A G

Gennifer With A G — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:11:52 +0000

Uh, okay. So…I’m a girl, and I have to put up with all your fucking cheerleader pics all the time…show me some respect and let me have my dirty little moment with Eddie, but no. you guys totally trash him.
He might be stupid but I don’t need him to talk to me.

By: dickey simpkins

dickey simpkins — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:51:38 +0000

The greatness of the Chicago metropolitan area is that Eddie could have come from anywhere. Orland Park, Naperville, Schaumburg, Barrington, the breeding grounds for entitled white douchebags are plentiful.

Lincoln Park is the incorrect answer for the fact that the douches there know nothing about sports, and would never shed their Club Monaco/Ed Hardy shirts when it’s 10 below zero. If you’re looking for a true relative of Tommy, look at the true South Side. The birthplace of the entitled Chicago Tough Sports Fan, who thinks his teams are full of pussies that never would have cut in back in his day, except for the Blackhawks because they are good again and they are all white so it’s ok to like them. But that Derrick Rose, what a fucking asshole.

By: Lieutenant LT Smash

Lieutenant LT Smash — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:44:10 +0000

I can tell you this much, it doesn’t matter what town in Wisconsin those packers fans are from, they are all pompous assholes who pray to Favre more than TK, Peter King, and who knows who else, and who talk about the Jets as if they have been Jets fans for their whole life when in fact they are confusing the Jets with their now terribly fudgepacking useless team.

But just for fucks sake we’ll say they from Oconomowoc because it’s a fucked up word.

By: Dredricktatum

Dredricktatum — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:38:35 +0000

@ Ron Santo’s Legs:

Most suburbs of Chicago contain abundant douches… But not all.

There aren’t a whole lot of “eddies” in Winnetka, Lake Forest, Highland Park, Libertyville, Kenilworth, Mettawa, Lake Bluff, Northbrook, or Deerfield. Granted that’s probably less than 1% of the Chicagoland population… those suburbs do control 85% of the money.

By: Ron Santo's Legs

Ron Santo's Legs — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:44:12 +0000

The consensus here seems to be that the shirtless one hails from Schaumburg, Naperville, Barrington, that area. I’d agree. But really, literally any suburb of Chicago contains abundant numbers of douches like Eddie

By: Minto Took

Minto Took — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:08:09 +0000

Lincoln Park is the correct answer.

By: Mike Singletary's Pants

Mike Singletary's Pants — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:06:11 +0000

That douche is from Naperville or Schaumburg. If he’s a city boy, Boystown’s his neighborhood.