Meet Silky Garrard’s Alter Ego…Sweaty Garrard
Yes, that’s David Garrard tearing up the dance floor with a bunch of white people at some wedding. I only point that out because that fact is what will keep him from having to explain why he was running around in “public” without sufficient body covering (see: Young, Vince). Really, this just points to the fact that David Garrard is just like us; a big, sweaty guy that can’t dance (More pics after the jump).
Big ups to Brahsome for the images. Why, yes, I do care to get nice.
Tags: silky garrard, very white people
December 8th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Fuck you Silky. As an embarrassed resident of Jacksonville….. fuck…. I liked it when we forgot we had an NFL team. Shit is embarrassing.
December 8th, 2008 at 10:24 am
It must be getting hot in therre.
December 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
I thought only white people used their tie as a headband when they got sweaty at weddings?
December 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Worst threesome ever.
December 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Silky is stocking the stable…
December 8th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I thought only the bride was supposed to wear white at the wedding…..Douche chill.
December 8th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Really? THIS is what embarrasses Jacksonville?
December 8th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Hey Silky, how much for an hour with the red eyed chick?
December 8th, 2008 at 10:48 am
@ BurritoBrosShits: As a J’ville resident, I second that commotion.
December 8th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Y!M!C!A!
December 8th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Damn, he’s sweatin’ his ass off!! No wonder he can’t grip the ball well.
BTW, big pimpin’ in the last photo to the left of the human sweat machine.
December 8th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Before Matt Jones arrival, after Matt Jones arrival.
December 8th, 2008 at 11:04 am
@RBP
He needs that powder from the LeBron Nike commercial…
December 8th, 2008 at 11:10 am
He needs that powder from the LeBron Nike commercial…
You mean Matt Jones’ stash won’t do the trick?
December 8th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Obviously the Elaine Benes is a much more demanding dance than we all realized.
December 8th, 2008 at 11:53 am
David, David, David. This is a great disappointment to us all and WILL come up at the next meeting. If it comes out you did the Running Man at this event, well, you might as well turn in your Black Man card and look into acquiring Barry Manilow’s back catalog. As it is, you might want to pick up a few white girls and lay low until the inauguration, when the Brothers will be in a more forgiving mood.
December 8th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
@Tracer — that tie around the head just screams “Bunny Hop!”
December 8th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I’ve never seen him sweat that much during their games
December 8th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
+1 Tracer Bullet. +1…
December 8th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Say what you will about him, but Byron Leftwich never did anything this uber-uncool.
December 8th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Bow tie headband FTW!!!1!
December 8th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
NOT PICTURED: Patrick Ewing
December 8th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
@Gino: Ewing must’ve hugged Silky.
December 10th, 2008 at 12:10 am
Wow. I agree with Tracer Bullet. David Garrard’s days as an official black man are over.