Yes, that’s David Garrard tearing up the dance floor with a bunch of white people at some wedding. I only point that out because that fact is what will keep him from having to explain why he was running around in “public” without sufficient body covering (see: Young, Vince). Really, this just points to the fact that David Garrard is just like us; a big, sweaty guy that can’t dance (More pics after the jump).
Big ups to Brahsome for the images. Why, yes, I do care to get nice.
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Wow. I agree with Tracer Bullet. David Garrard’s days as an official black man are over.
@Gino: Ewing must’ve hugged Silky.
NOT PICTURED: Patrick Ewing
Bow tie headband FTW!!!1!
Say what you will about him, but Byron Leftwich never did anything this uber-uncool.
+1 Tracer Bullet. +1…
I’ve never seen him sweat that much during their games
@Tracer — that tie around the head just screams “Bunny Hop!”
David, David, David. This is a great disappointment to us all and WILL come up at the next meeting. If it comes out you did the Running Man at this event, well, you might as well turn in your Black Man card and look into acquiring Barry Manilow’s back catalog. As it is, you might want to pick up a few white girls and lay low until the inauguration, when the Brothers will be in a more forgiving mood.
Obviously the Elaine Benes is a much more demanding dance than we all realized.
He needs that powder from the LeBron Nike commercial…
You mean Matt Jones’ stash won’t do the trick?
@RBP
He needs that powder from the LeBron Nike commercial…
Before Matt Jones arrival, after Matt Jones arrival.
Damn, he’s sweatin’ his ass off!! No wonder he can’t grip the ball well.
BTW, big pimpin’ in the last photo to the left of the human sweat machine.
Y!M!C!A!
@ BurritoBrosShits: As a J’ville resident, I second that commotion.
Hey Silky, how much for an hour with the red eyed chick?
Really? THIS is what embarrasses Jacksonville?
I thought only the bride was supposed to wear white at the wedding…..Douche chill.
Silky is stocking the stable…
Worst threesome ever.
I thought only white people used their tie as a headband when they got sweaty at weddings?
It must be getting hot in therre.
Fuck you Silky. As an embarrassed resident of Jacksonville….. fuck…. I liked it when we forgot we had an NFL team. Shit is embarrassing.