LOLNFL: Or NFLOL If You Must

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25 Responses to “LOLNFL: Or NFLOL If You Must”

  1. WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo Says:

    the woman in the first picture looks like keira knightley waiting for me to blow my load in her mouth

    /that actually happened

  2. Ted Says:

    She’s a Patriots fan. She probably looks like Keira Knightly + 150 pounds

  3. Doc Holliday Says:

    She looks like Keira Knightley if Keira Knightley was an obese Midwesterner with high cholesterol.

  4. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    /that actually happened

    /no it didn’t

  5. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    She probably looks like Keira Knightly + 150 pounds

    Hey! Let’s not generalize. Some of us look like Jessica Alba +150 pounds.

    Mmm. Mochababies. They’re tasty AND energizing first thing in the morning!

  6. Otto Man Says:

    Mocha Babies are almost as tasty as Chocolate Babies.

    Just ask Rajeev Vindaloo!

  7. 2Port Says:

    Rule #1
    It is never Lupus, except when it is.

  8. Unsilent Majority Says:

    2Port, Huntington’s wouldn’t fit

  9. HonoluluHoo Says:

    ebonics gone wild. HH@showoffsports.com

  10. Captain Murphy Says:

    “Dammit Otto, you’re an alcoholic. Dammit Otto, you have lupus.”

  11. iain Says:

    @ 2Port / UM:

    Auto-immune?

  12. WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo Says:

    /that actually happened
    /no it didn’t

    /well not me personally, but this guy i know. him and her got. it. on.

  13. The Gooch Says:

    @WWPJD

    /No they didn’t.

  14. Ray Lewis' Stabbing Knife Says:

    Though it may look like Santonio’s doing it wrong, hes got the length to reach from the front.

  15. Matt Says:

    I call foul on #7. We all know that Santonio Holmes is blessed enough to be able to poke it in from there.

  16. aunt baby Says:

    @murphy,

    one of those does not sound correct

  17. Joe Theisman's Leg Says:

    LOL Mike Tomlin.

  18. 2Port Says:

    My money is on Vatriculitis.

  19. Vince Young Sausage Says:

    Why is Hines channeling his inner Ar Gole?

  20. Yahtzee! Says:

    Pacman gonna spray gravy on Keira an he gonn drank, yeah he gonna drank and he gonna make it rain…

  21. CooperIsSuper Says:

    “Yeah, but you can imagine what it would be like if they did”

    /pats WWPJD on back
    //sadly shakes head
    ///gets on bus with third graders

  22. Dibbly Says:

    He has seen the man bear pig, and it is attached to Santonio. Thats why hes so serial.

  23. Jay Says:

    See, this is the thing about modern girls – you can never tell how old they are. Maybe it’s the fact she’s screaming or the fact that she’s inevitably related to Tawwmy, but I could not tell you if that girl was of legal age or not. Maybe it’s just me.

  24. pink Says:

    MMMM Mocha Babies. They are tasty treats!

  25. Cornbread Says:

    “Frick off, Ricky!”

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