Letters From Kerry Collins
Titans quarterback Kerry Collins, in addition to being an alleged racist, is quite active in his personal correspondance. His frequent letter-writing to corporations and other organizations have become the stuff of legend in the inner circles of the NFL. Such was the case with this particular letter, written in 2005 to a popular fast-food restaurant.
Tags: jeez punter that's just wrong, racist old kerry collins
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
Looks like somebody wants a little something extra for Christmas. A protest march.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:20 am
careful…
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
If I wanted Bojangling I would go to Page 2.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
This can’t end well.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
But what sides did he order?
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
oh dear god
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:26 am
Nugget Alert
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
I’m guessing Collins won’t be celebrating Kwanzaa.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 am
I bet someone got their weave in a tangle over this communicae.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:39 am
HEY THERE, FUCKFACE! HEY THERE, FUCKFACE!
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 am
Mushin Muhammed is not impressed.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:50 am
The image of him dictating this to his assistant is almost too much
“Dear Life Cereal, Where do you get off? Nutricious AND delicious?”
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:51 am
Ooooooooooo-kay. So your beatin’ the dead horse of Kerry Collins supposedly being a racist because he once made a stupid unfunny joke using the n-word. And that’s different from this post how exactly?
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:52 am
Gimme a litre o’ cola.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 am
The best part was Kerry Collins’ sig. Looks like it was scrawled by an 8 year old.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:54 am
No letterhead? Very unprofessional.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:55 am
Nice
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:56 am
That’s one hell of a mug-shot there. And while I have no love for use of the N-word, I do have to say that people with apostrophes in their names should fill a sock with quarters and beat the ever living shit out of their parents. Ta’nee’qua will never be able to get a job outside of fast food now. THANKS MOM!
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:56 am
I was waiting for the last line the entire time. He was so polite up until that point, too! Even spelled Ta’nee’qua’s name correct (hello, apostrophest).
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:59 am
nwordflawa….
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:59 am
Mmm. Bojangles. I live in the only state in the south without a Bojangles within driving distance.
I hate Alabama.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
That’s why you hate Alabama?
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:02 am
@UM Add it to the growing list.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:06 am
Can we retire the “____ is not impressed” thing? That really pisses the shit out of me.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:14 am
@jackin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fFpMPzotps
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
So, I am sure this lovely photo of Kerry is from the arrest mentioned. But it really strikes me as the photo we see of crazy FBI wanted lists from the ’70’s. I see a Dragnet episode with this meathead in it.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:18 am
Um, I don’t think we should be talking about this. Now. Who wants to go to the Gap?
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:19 am
Wouldn’t you rather go eat some Spanish food?
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:24 am
Also, holy FUCK does that picture make Collins look like every underemployed, couch-surfing, pot-smoking wannabe drummer I’ve ever known.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:29 am
I was kinda hoping he would be writing to Popeyes but we black people like bojangles just the same
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:30 am
GODAMMIT I LOVE ME SOME BOJANGLES
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:30 am
@UM: Sorry, no YouTube access at work so I’ll need to check out the video later tonight. Does it have to do with apostrophes in a name? If so, the free toaster I won during last night’s blogkakke goes to the great mind who figures out this name.
Le-a
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:36 am
It is essential that Collins retire a Patriot.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:40 am
yep. too far.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:49 am
Le-a pronounced La-dash-a
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:58 am
That letter more or less matches every fast food experience south of the Mason-Dixon, also encounters with Wal-Mart cashiers.
/sad but true
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:09 pm
@jackin @playoff beard:
The dash don’t be silent!
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Black America and the N-word:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP2U0jmZjec
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
I know a lot of people who work in retail and even when they catch Negroes stealing they not only can do anything to them but you have to treat them with courtesy while the MF you. Why don’t you people wake up and get with the program. What, you think you are something special?. And Raskolnikov, don’t talk about The United States, but rather talk about all the slavery still going on in Russia and talk about the one hundred million Christians murdered in Soviet Russia from 1918 to the middle 1960s You atheistic criminals. Bolshevism is the greatest evil on the earth and must be eradicated like Gen George Patton wanted to do. YOU SUCK RASKOLNIKOV.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:29 pm
One click on Charles Mana’s name to go to his website says all you need to know about him.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Texas should secede from the union which is totally legal and we patriots would have a staging place from whence to launch our attack against Bolshevism. The lone star revisited. Time now for action. We cannot wait any longer. They already wrcked our economy and are in the process of wrecking the Constitution and so our Country along with it to establish Bolshevism. Read Solzhenitsyn’s Gulag Archipelago.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
It’s safe to assume Charles Mana doesn’t put red stars on his Christmas Tree.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
That guy is really weird
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
That’s a long and random way to go to print a “cotton-pickin ni66ers” joke. +1 for originality at least.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Huh. I had no idea that the crazy guy who hangs out in front of my neighborhood 7-11 had internet access. Are you at the public library right now, Charles?
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Everytime I read “time for action”, I am reminded why I stopped giving donations to Ron Paul
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
@Speedskater: +1. Nice. What does this button do??!?
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Time to take your meds, Charles Mana. The gay immigrant saucer people can’t hurt you if you take your meds.
And, of course, wear your special helmet protector made of tin foil and maxipads.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
@Charles
Your ideas are intriguing and I would like to subscribe to your newsl…..
/scrolls down
hot damn! Vida Guerra!
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Interestingly enough, my sister went to the Gulag Archipelago for her honeymoon. She said it was just lovely.
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp05cNnsR3I
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
is this an outtake from the kerry kollins kristmas special?
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I went to White Castle the other day. The workers there behave in the same fashion. Startling.
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
“Texas should secede from the union”
YES! This should happen immediately if not sooner.
Also, goddamn Punter. Only a spic would say something racist like that.
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Wow, I’m glad I’m not famous so every mistake I’ve ever made isn’t totally blown out of proportion in the name of “humor”. Which by the way, this does not qualify as.
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
@mini dagger – hahaha i get it. horribly racist, but clever
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Live from the Apollo Theater, it’s Kerry’s Komedy Klassics!
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
abe froman is not impressed
December 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
You don’t even want to see the letter he wrote Jeff Fisher about LenDale.
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:54 pm
What the fuck is a bojangles?
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:42 pm
As one of the most accurate passers in NFL history, I resent your anti-black rhetoric.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
@Playoff Beard and Francois: You both get to split the toaster. Please tell me where you heard that name and you get a bonus prize…Charles Mana’s insanity pills…YAY!!!!!
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:33 pm
kerry definitely shouldve went to popeyes on jefferson here in nashville.right down the road from the practice facility and plenty of first names with apostrophes and last names with hyphens. he’d love it
December 24th, 2008 at 2:56 am
Impressively tasteless. I lawled.
December 24th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Best KSK week ever and its only day two.
December 25th, 2008 at 4:45 am
Me thinks Kerry should stop hanging around Clayton Bigsby.