Letters From Kerry Collins
12.23.08
Titans quarterback Kerry Collins, in addition to being an alleged racist, is quite active in his personal correspondance. His frequent letter-writing to corporations and other organizations have become the stuff of legend in the inner circles of the NFL. Such was the case with this particular letter, written in 2005 to a popular fast-food restaurant.
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Way to state your opinion!
Me thinks Kerry should stop hanging around Clayton Bigsby.
Best KSK week ever and its only day two.
Impressively tasteless. I lawled.
kerry definitely shouldve went to popeyes on jefferson here in nashville.right down the road from the practice facility and plenty of first names with apostrophes and last names with hyphens. he’d love it
@Playoff Beard and Francois: You both get to split the toaster. Please tell me where you heard that name and you get a bonus prize…Charles Mana’s insanity pills…YAY!!!!!
As one of the most accurate passers in NFL history, I resent your anti-black rhetoric.
What the fuck is a bojangles?
You don’t even want to see the letter he wrote Jeff Fisher about LenDale.
abe froman is not impressed
Live from the Apollo Theater, it’s Kerry’s Komedy Klassics!
@mini dagger – hahaha i get it. horribly racist, but clever
Wow, I’m glad I’m not famous so every mistake I’ve ever made isn’t totally blown out of proportion in the name of “humor”. Which by the way, this does not qualify as.
“Texas should secede from the union”
YES! This should happen immediately if not sooner.
Also, goddamn Punter. Only a spic would say something racist like that.
I went to White Castle the other day. The workers there behave in the same fashion. Startling.
is this an outtake from the kerry kollins kristmas special?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp05cNnsR3I
Interestingly enough, my sister went to the Gulag Archipelago for her honeymoon. She said it was just lovely.
@Charles
Your ideas are intriguing and I would like to subscribe to your newsl…..
/scrolls down
hot damn! Vida Guerra!
Time to take your meds, Charles Mana. The gay immigrant saucer people can’t hurt you if you take your meds.
And, of course, wear your special helmet protector made of tin foil and maxipads.
@Speedskater: +1. Nice. What does this button do??!?
Everytime I read “time for action”, I am reminded why I stopped giving donations to Ron Paul
Huh. I had no idea that the crazy guy who hangs out in front of my neighborhood 7-11 had internet access. Are you at the public library right now, Charles?
That’s a long and random way to go to print a “cotton-pickin ni66ers” joke. +1 for originality at least.
That guy is really weird
It’s safe to assume Charles Mana doesn’t put red stars on his Christmas Tree.
Texas should secede from the union which is totally legal and we patriots would have a staging place from whence to launch our attack against Bolshevism. The lone star revisited. Time now for action. We cannot wait any longer. They already wrcked our economy and are in the process of wrecking the Constitution and so our Country along with it to establish Bolshevism. Read Solzhenitsyn’s Gulag Archipelago.
One click on Charles Mana’s name to go to his website says all you need to know about him.
I know a lot of people who work in retail and even when they catch Negroes stealing they not only can do anything to them but you have to treat them with courtesy while the MF you. Why don’t you people wake up and get with the program. What, you think you are something special?. And Raskolnikov, don’t talk about The United States, but rather talk about all the slavery still going on in Russia and talk about the one hundred million Christians murdered in Soviet Russia from 1918 to the middle 1960s You atheistic criminals. Bolshevism is the greatest evil on the earth and must be eradicated like Gen George Patton wanted to do. YOU SUCK RASKOLNIKOV.
Black America and the N-word:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP2U0jmZjec
@jackin @playoff beard:
The dash don’t be silent!
That letter more or less matches every fast food experience south of the Mason-Dixon, also encounters with Wal-Mart cashiers.
/sad but true
Le-a pronounced La-dash-a
yep. too far.
It is essential that Collins retire a Patriot.
@UM: Sorry, no YouTube access at work so I’ll need to check out the video later tonight. Does it have to do with apostrophes in a name? If so, the free toaster I won during last night’s blogkakke goes to the great mind who figures out this name.
Le-a
GODAMMIT I LOVE ME SOME BOJANGLES
I was kinda hoping he would be writing to Popeyes but we black people like bojangles just the same
Also, holy FUCK does that picture make Collins look like every underemployed, couch-surfing, pot-smoking wannabe drummer I’ve ever known.
Wouldn’t you rather go eat some Spanish food?
Um, I don’t think we should be talking about this. Now. Who wants to go to the Gap?
So, I am sure this lovely photo of Kerry is from the arrest mentioned. But it really strikes me as the photo we see of crazy FBI wanted lists from the ’70′s. I see a Dragnet episode with this meathead in it.
@jackin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fFpMPzotps
Can we retire the “____ is not impressed” thing? That really pisses the shit out of me.
@UM Add it to the growing list.
That’s why you hate Alabama?
Mmm. Bojangles. I live in the only state in the south without a Bojangles within driving distance.
I hate Alabama.
nwordflawa….
I was waiting for the last line the entire time. He was so polite up until that point, too! Even spelled Ta’nee’qua’s name correct (hello, apostrophest).
That’s one hell of a mug-shot there. And while I have no love for use of the N-word, I do have to say that people with apostrophes in their names should fill a sock with quarters and beat the ever living shit out of their parents. Ta’nee’qua will never be able to get a job outside of fast food now. THANKS MOM!
Nice
No letterhead? Very unprofessional.
The best part was Kerry Collins’ sig. Looks like it was scrawled by an 8 year old.
Gimme a litre o’ cola.
Ooooooooooo-kay. So your beatin’ the dead horse of Kerry Collins supposedly being a racist because he once made a stupid unfunny joke using the n-word. And that’s different from this post how exactly?
The image of him dictating this to his assistant is almost too much
“Dear Life Cereal, Where do you get off? Nutricious AND delicious?”
Mushin Muhammed is not impressed.
HEY THERE, FUCKFACE! HEY THERE, FUCKFACE!
I bet someone got their weave in a tangle over this communicae.
I’m guessing Collins won’t be celebrating Kwanzaa.
Nugget Alert
oh dear god
But what sides did he order?
This can’t end well.
If I wanted Bojangling I would go to Page 2.
careful…
Looks like somebody wants a little something extra for Christmas. A protest march.