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KSK Off-Topic: Japan’s Hottest New Soda

I enjoy an ice-cold bottle after every 40-pound box of rape.

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36 Responses to “KSK Off-Topic: Japan’s Hottest New Soda”

  1. fangirls on helium Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Where the hell did you find this?

  2. Caveman Captain Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    @fangirls — didn’t you read The Secret? If you wish for something hard enough, it becomes real.

  3. chris johnson as a second language Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    nothing at all clever i can say about this……

  4. fangirls on helium Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    @CC: Remind me to never wonder what goes on in your head.

  5. Pubic Enemy Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    NSFW — http://www.slutload.com/watch/wPU7G2zvAyu/Manga-Girl-raped-by-tentacle.html

  6. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    What is it with the japanese and tentacle rape

  7. Leid Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    Nuka Cola Quantum?

  8. TDub Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    @ Leid:

    NERD!!!

  9. Josehunder Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    4chan’s reach is long…

  10. Me Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    A lot of good examples here:

    http://www.engrish.com/

    You fans of that tiresome Hines Ward shtick should particularly enjoy it.

  11. Leid Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    @ TDub:

    You got me =(

  12. J.L. White Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    I can’t wait for their new flavor, Sodomy Strawberry!

  13. Slash Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    That 40 lb. box of rape visual cracks me up every time. Do I feel kinda bad about that? Yes. But it’s still funny.

    RE the soda: words fail me.

  14. yeah, right? Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    My last girlfriend carried a 40 lb box of rape where ever she went.
    I’m still traumatized.

  15. Tatum Bellhop Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 12:08 am

    Japan also sells (or sold) “Calpis Water” and “Pocari Sweat” [pig sweat]. The Insane Clown Posse could seamlessly replace Faygo should FIZZ ever trim its margins in the cesspool that is the midwest.

  16. mini dagger Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 12:47 am

    goes great with fatty tuna

  17. porky1 Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 12:59 am

    A boat’s a boat, but the box could be ANYTHING!

  18. Stylist Mick Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 1:06 am

    I’m waiting for Orange Forced Anal.

  19. Cusedenny Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 1:25 am

    Heard they are trying to sign Jeremy Stevens as their spokesperson.

  20. mamacita Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 2:03 am

    Dear Sirs — I am not, under any circumstances, clicking any link in this thread.

  21. rich Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 2:41 am

    Does this mean Mr. Ford will sell the team?

  22. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 8:03 am

    That is epic. Leave it to the Japanese to find a way to make their disturbing animated fantasies appear just a bit creepier.

    I heard Mark Chmura is buying a caseload for the holidays.

  23. 2Port Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 8:31 am

    Ahh young school girls, the Washing Generals of Japanese Hentai.

  24. Chad's Wobbler Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 8:38 am

    How did I end up on a Japanese porn site?

  25. Chris-Vodka Collins Please Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 8:54 am

    Still not as good as Crab Juice.

    http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/209481264/Crab_Juice.html

  26. dougery Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 9:56 am

    lord knows what they will pair with ‘cherry’.

  27. LazyIrish Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 10:57 am

    I understand that they like to watch tenticle rape (sort of), but why would they want to drink it?

    Also, Diet Demon Beast Ghostskull Penis. Ahhhh, taste the horror

  28. Drunknirish Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 11:03 am

    DAMN G, GET OFF OF THERE!

  29. Gino Tourettsa Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    No wonder the Japanese and the Germans were allies in WWII.

  30. Dum Bunny Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Guess what…? From the press release, it appears this is actually an AMERICAN company based in New York.

  31. Baka-dono Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 3:58 am

    It’s not Japanese, it’s American, and you can order it here: [URL]http://www.tentaclegrape.com/[/URL]

  32. TerryHeinz Says:
    March 14th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.

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    May 2nd, 2009 at 10:40 am

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  34. PaulinePArtyGirl Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    Hey guys,

    I just joined this forum and wanted to introduce myself. I look forward to learning and contributing.

    Cheers

  35. MichaellaS Says:
    July 20th, 2009 at 10:54 am

    tks for the effort you put in here I appreciate it!

  36. AndrewMcFaul Says:
    September 6th, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    New here. Wanted to say hello.
    Thanks,

    Andrew McFaul
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