KSK Kares: $2,495 Gets You Bonus Veronika
I’ve never understood the phrase “give till it hurts.” Whoa whoa whoa there, fella. Let’s not give TOO much, okay? I don’t want to give till it hurts. No, I like to give until I feel extremely proud of myself, without putting any kind of serious dent in my portfolio, a dent that would cause me to alter my lifestyle in any way. That just wouldn’t make any sense. The reason you give is because you CAN. That’s what makes it so lovely for all parties involved.
And with that, I’m proud to announce that Fisher House has informed us that this year’s KSK Kares Kharity Drive has already raised $2,495 to help build temporary housing for wounded veterans and their families. And that my friends, gets you an extra helping of Veronika Zemanova. Because it shouldn’t hurt to give. It should feel good. And warm. And cleavagey. And sexy as all hell.
So big thanks to all of you who donated. Haven’t pitched in yet? Well, then you aren’t getting that warm sexy feeling now, are you? You can donate directly to Fisher House here.
December 10th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
nip slip?
Of course not, my-work’s-IT-dept-guy, I would never direct my browser in that direction.
December 10th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
And that woman’s breasts are fantastically disproportionate to the rest of her body.
December 10th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
@TF: Which makes it exactly perfect.
December 10th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
OUTSTANDING!!!! only now I get to go home with that look in my eye, only to have my wife tell me she has a headache.
December 10th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I just gave enough that I wouldn’t feel guilty about looking at photos of women with enormous breasts on this website for free.
December 10th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Where are the guns you promised? Oh wait, those are nice guns.
December 10th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Oh, Veronika Zemanova, thank you for being you.
And thank you to all those benighted, depressed former Soviet Bloc countries that somehow just keep producing incongruously-hot chicks.
December 10th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Hooray for Sexy Wednesday!
December 10th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
@That Just Happened
Your wife won’t bang you because she knows that look in your eye aint from looking at her!
December 10th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Terry Bradshaw once told me that theres nothing like driving your truck through the twin cities!
December 10th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Oh thank you Jesus guys. “Veronika Zemanova” + Google Image search = Good Times
December 10th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Thanks for the mammaries, Drew. Also, thank you for the advice on how to act sanctimonious upon donating to a fully awesome charity.
Yeah, I donated, bitches! Ain’t choo?