Comments on: KSK Fantasy/Sex Advice Mailbag: A Massage Gone Horribly Wrong

By: Chick Coach

Chick Coach — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:48:17 +0000

LISTEN! Friend of man in the boat and all men!! I don’t care if she called it her Gary Coleman! LICK it and be happy that she is willing to share what gets her off & that means you get to tell her what you like later. if you had shut the fuck up you wouldn’t have left with blue balls.

By: JP

JP — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:52:53 +0000

Sandy Summers is a hotter, bigger titted, nakeder version of that cheerleader chick from Heroes. Nice

By: porky1

porky1 — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:47:05 +0000

Thanks!

Uh, I mean, good advice to that “P1″ guy. I bet it works out real well.

/still hasn’t picked between Cutler or Rodgers

By: buddy randolph

buddy randolph — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:23:04 +0000

Overall, I’ve been a big fan of this new feature. But, Jesus Christ, I wonder how many “I live with my parents” letters the Mail Sack actually gets.

God bless these guys for being able to write any advice other than: “Stop playing fantasy sports until you’re able to live on your own, fuck up.”

By: CR

CR — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:18:17 +0000

@kushiro: I thought the same thing, “they’re hooking together???” These are tough times though, so I try not to judge.

By: dAndy

dAndy — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:08:51 +0000

Thank sweet baby Jesus I didn’t start Orton last night!

By: lopey

lopey — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:45:12 +0000

@slash; yes because the economy is so fucking awesome that EVERYONE should have their own place. i still live with my parents and i’m 22…i’d rather live with them until i’m 24-25 and save money for a house rather than move into some shitty fucking apartment @18 and end up being a renter my entire life thus pissing away all the money i ever earn. plenty of reasons to live @ home.

as far as the fucking goes, get a car. seriously, any fucking car will do. i banged a chick in the back seat of an old 80 buick that had pleather seats. be creative.

By: andrea

andrea — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:27:43 +0000

how did you all know about the ups guys coming over today? verrrrry suspicious……

By: MC

MC — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:13:57 +0000

@slash:
i’m 23 and in law school; sorry that i’d rather only be 50 grand in debt than 70 grand when i get a job that i will inevitably hate.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:01:39 +0000

I demand a Sandy Summers tag.

Fine. I’ll tag her. But you owe me.