Jay Glazer will piss on your parade
Shawne Merriman isn’t letting season ending surgery prevent him from holding his annual “Lights On” bowling extravaganza and charitable showcase. Among the dignitaries is Fox Sports’s Jay Glazer who delivers a pretty awkward roast to Merriman. Glazer is dedicated to the bit and doesn’t seem a bit fazed by the hecklers and catcalls. ZOMG LOOK @ THE HOOKER FROM BORAT!!!!!
Tags: Bad luck charms, KSK lawyers advise against comment on Glazer’s sobriety, Palpable tension
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:56 am
That’s Shawne’s favorite rapin’ sports coat.
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:57 am
You and your fancy interwebs blog with posts with video. No speakers at work! ARGHH! I want to hear Jay Glazer piss on the parade, damn it.
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:59 am
Glazer just raped stand up comedy without lube.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:02 am
At least Glazer got dressed up.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:06 am
Come across the middle, Jay Glazer.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:08 am
Rocco, buy a pair of headphones. Problem solved
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:18 am
@UU: Not gonna fly with the boss.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:22 am
You’ve just been Glazered!
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:32 am
more like glazerfaced. also, was frank caliendo there, but dead, since shawne raped and murdered him?
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:33 am
oh, and if not, i would be interested in hosting a fundraiser for that
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:35 am
So you’re saying Jay Glazer, David Arquette, Nick Swardson, and the hooker from Borat classify as celebrities for this thing?
Step ya game up, Shawne.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:47 am
Well, when his schtick bombed, at least he didn’t Michael Richards the whole thing. Of course, that would have given Merriman an excuse to go rapin’, but then again, when does he need an excuse?
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:17 am
Wait, what the fuck is a David Arquette?
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:19 am
Michael Richards? I’m surprised he didn’t Dana Jacobsen his way out.
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:20 am
Jerk store? Oh yeah, well I raped your wife!
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:24 pm
That would be former WCW Champion David Arquette.
/killing self
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Jay Glazer raped Shawne Merriman to the point of deepest human agony.
Also, any guesses as to what Shawne whispered in the Borat hooker’s ear?
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:18 pm
The woman who yells, “We heard you” is my favorite.
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:54 pm
The best part fo that video was getting to see Jack Del Rio’s ‘get me the fuck out of here’ face again on the vid screen behind Merriman.
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
+1 to Glazer for the bad ass Joker shirt
@IrishCream: Probably something along the lines of “Meet me in my hotel room later for me to rape you, or else I’ll rape you”.
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:19 pm
@ Mamacita
Mine, too. If you’re doing stand-up and someone says “We heard you!”, you have failed. Just ask Drew.