It’s Not The SEC, But It’ll Do: The South Pretends to Like the NFLkkake!

KSK’s quick gun with live blog picture captioning and resident Jeff Garcia fluffer, Grimey, sent on his riff on my lovingly homertastic self-portrait.

Where’s your team logo Fathead, you rank amateur? Did you have to leave it behind when you entered the Witness Relocation Program?

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20 Responses to “It’s Not The SEC, But It’ll Do: The South Pretends to Like the NFLkkake!”

  1. twoeightnine Says:

    Is he holding a Crappy Carpet®?

  2. Katni Says:

    I simply MUST get the name of your interior designer.

  3. placekickerholder Says:

    Christ, Grimey. Glad to see Best Week Ever pays well.

  4. SonOfSpam Says:

    He’s holding a used Sham-Wow! (It’s soaked with Jeff Garcia-inspired manchowder.)

  5. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    Is he in Will Leitch’s apartment?

  6. MgihtyMightyMitzu Says:

    Go….Braves? Wheres the Rays hat? DAVID PRICE OH LAWD

  7. Danny Says:

    God Damn that jersey is wrinkly.

  8. poop Says:

    Which episode of Seinfeld is on in the background?

  9. chris-bessmervin Says:

    The nail hole in the wall really ties the room together.

  10. Devine Says:

    More importantly, sweet Jimmy Wilkerson jersey.

  11. Boatdrinks Says:

    Matron Kolber just dropped a comment of Gruden’s: “I know Jeff Garcia will give every inch he’s got.”

    You can’t make this shit up.

  12. WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo Says:

    @poop: most recognizable bouffant ever?

  13. DC Says:

    Oh, those not-so-terrible-but-equally-intimidating-because-of-affirmative-action towels!

  14. dsteel Says:

    BOOOO buccaneers fan. Hooray beer! (and Panthers)

  15. Devine Says:

    Not watching the pregame, so forgive me if you’ve all already seen this — from Matt Mosley’s ESPN.com NFC East blog:

    “Emmitt Smith just said the sucker-punch that Steve Smith delivered to Ken Lucas during training camp “was special.” I’ll leave that one alone for now.”

    Thanks, as always, you mushmouthed idiot.

  16. Christmas Ape Says:

    The best part was when he claimed Steve Young couldn’t understand the uses of fighting your teammate like he and Stu Scott could, because everyone remembers the epic scrapes Stu has had with his NFL brethren.

  17. Devine Says:

    Or, as an late ’80s Apollo comic might say:

    White people fight like this

    Black people fight like this

    /hillary in sues

  18. robocats Says:

    Emmitt Smiff post game: “This is just an amerretion. This won’t happen every week to Tampa Bay.”

  19. Favre's Next Interception Says:

    The picture is a little dark, so I can’t be sure, but is that a neckbeard?

  20. emmitt smiff Says:

    yeah thats what i said its just an ameration this wont happen to the tampa bay fuckinears

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