KSK’s quick gun with live blog picture captioning and resident Jeff Garcia fluffer, Grimey, sent on his riff on my lovingly homertastic self-portrait.

Where’s your team logo Fathead, you rank amateur? Did you have to leave it behind when you entered the Witness Relocation Program?
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yeah thats what i said its just an ameration this wont happen to the tampa bay fuckinears
The picture is a little dark, so I can’t be sure, but is that a neckbeard?
Emmitt Smiff post game: “This is just an amerretion. This won’t happen every week to Tampa Bay.”
Or, as an late ’80s Apollo comic might say:
White people fight like this
Black people fight like this
/hillary in sues
The best part was when he claimed Steve Young couldn’t understand the uses of fighting your teammate like he and Stu Scott could, because everyone remembers the epic scrapes Stu has had with his NFL brethren.
Not watching the pregame, so forgive me if you’ve all already seen this — from Matt Mosley’s ESPN.com NFC East blog:
“Emmitt Smith just said the sucker-punch that Steve Smith delivered to Ken Lucas during training camp “was special.” I’ll leave that one alone for now.”
Thanks, as always, you mushmouthed idiot.
BOOOO buccaneers fan. Hooray beer! (and Panthers)
Oh, those not-so-terrible-but-equally-intimidating-because-of-affirmative-action towels!
@poop: most recognizable bouffant ever?
Matron Kolber just dropped a comment of Gruden’s: “I know Jeff Garcia will give every inch he’s got.”
You can’t make this shit up.
More importantly, sweet Jimmy Wilkerson jersey.
The nail hole in the wall really ties the room together.
Which episode of Seinfeld is on in the background?
God Damn that jersey is wrinkly.
Go….Braves? Wheres the Rays hat? DAVID PRICE OH LAWD
Is he in Will Leitch’s apartment?
He’s holding a used Sham-Wow! (It’s soaked with Jeff Garcia-inspired manchowder.)
Christ, Grimey. Glad to see Best Week Ever pays well.
I simply MUST get the name of your interior designer.
Is he holding a Crappy Carpet®?