Comments on: It Finally Happened! I Stared At Derrick Mason Too Long!

By: Mo Dred

Mo Dred — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:20:32 +0000

That lucky bastard, Mason. I guess I should’ve played ball in high school after all. But knowing my luck I would’ve gotten a piggy back scholarship to Michigan State only to find myself actually playing third string DT in the league—for the Lions and Bengals. Well, at least one of us got out and rich without having to shoot someone (or himself) in the leg.

By: L

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:44:34 +0000

I’m thinking Ravens fans need to be the subject of a KSK post. They’re getting a little too uppity over that 8 – 4 record.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:38:17 +0000

Jesus Christ, Ahmad. You’re such a fucking idiot. I didn’t say Flacco sucks. Any Ravens fan will tell you he stares down Mason on passing plays, but it works most of the time, so why not? He is a rookie, after all. That’s what I’m making fun of, but somehow it’s all part of my plan to make Ben look good. Dipshit.

By: Ahmad's Bradshaw

Ahmad's Bradshaw — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:27:12 +0000

“Hey this Joe Flacco kid is pretty good, sure is taking to the pro level quickly!”

“How right you are! And he is turning a historically shitty passing offense into a competent balanced attack with a bunch of shitty receivers! Very impressive!”

APE: “NO HE FUCKING SUCKS. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT. THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE PHENOM ROOKIE QUARTERBACK.”

harf harf indeed

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:24:34 +0000

I can think of worse things than seeing Derrick Mason everywhere I go. Like…I don’t know, having your head jammed completely into the rectum of an 800-pound woman who hasn’t bathed in nine years and uses a bedpan.

That’s pretty bad.

By: Kimbo Gash

Kimbo Gash — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:05:28 +0000

@Marion

Too late to save me from something that I”ll never be able to unsee. The horror….

By: brugi82

brugi82 — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:47:34 +0000

I love you Joe! You brought passing game to my Ravens!

By: Dieter

Dieter — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:30:45 +0000

Many Balmer women do indeed look like the lady senator. However, if you think that they all do, I recommend that you visit Scores, the Hustler Club, or Fantasies.

Now, any club on The Block other than Larry Flynt’s establishment may well feature a Mikulski clone.

By: doug's kin flutie

doug's kin flutie — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:17:15 +0000

I once had a neighbour from Baltimore. She made Courtney Love look like a Disney Princess.

Not knowing how much worse it could get, I chose not to heed MarionCobretti and went a-Googling.

She looks feisty. I’ll bet she was quite a hottie back in Eisenhower’s day.

/Ashton Kutcher is picking up the cougar-phone as we speak

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:50:16 +0000

It’s not I-AA anymore, it’s the FCS.

http://petespoll.com/petesiaahistory.shtml

NOW WHO’S THE ASSCLOWN!

Wait, it’s actually me. Because your name indicates that you have a Mullet, and I do not.

I am less of a man than you, senor.