If Plaxico Burress Had a Comic Book
12.05.08Holy Taco is one of the funniest sites on the web. They’re always good for at least one horse-laugh and two guffaws a day. It’s been a while since they did a football comic, but this one was well worth the wait…
If only Burress’ real future was so filled with adventure and derring-do. Looks like the only case he has to look forward to now is “The mystery of how Plax pissed away $35 million.”
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What’s this for? For bein’ an honest cop? Hmm? Or for being stupid enough to get shot in the face? You tell them that they can shove it.
I had no idea that the Paytons were in so deep. No idea.
If this were real, Plaxico would’ve dropped the Turducken in the open flat.
I love how bad guys always give the guy (they suspect of being a mole) a gun to prove he is loyal.
Planning 101 guys, really.
@Animal Mother: Boss can run-block? *I* call bullshit!
No but I can run block!!!
Awesome.
How does Marvin Harrison not get in this episode? Perhaps there’s a sequel…
@Tracer: Actually, that’s a limited edition mirror image jersey. If it was inside out, you wouldn’t see the numbers.
Gun running and Tank and Pacman are no where to be found? I call bullshit!
I can’t decide if it’s funnier that Plax is sitting in the office in full uniform or that his jersey is inside out. Hey, maybe that goofball walking the streets of Philadelphia in a helmet and jersey is part of Plax’s task force?
Is that Mary Tyler Moore? Jeez flubby that’s just weird?
I didn’t know Plax married a coug!