If Plaxico Burress Had a Comic Book
Holy Taco is one of the funniest sites on the web. They’re always good for at least one horse-laugh and two guffaws a day. It’s been a while since they did a football comic, but this one was well worth the wait…
If only Burress’ real future was so filled with adventure and derring-do. Looks like the only case he has to look forward to now is “The mystery of how Plax pissed away $35 million.”
Tags: plaxico is dumb, sexy friday
December 5th, 2008 at 8:01 am
I didn’t know Plax married a coug!
December 5th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Is that Mary Tyler Moore? Jeez flubby that’s just weird?
December 5th, 2008 at 8:28 am
I can’t decide if it’s funnier that Plax is sitting in the office in full uniform or that his jersey is inside out. Hey, maybe that goofball walking the streets of Philadelphia in a helmet and jersey is part of Plax’s task force?
December 5th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Gun running and Tank and Pacman are no where to be found? I call bullshit!
December 5th, 2008 at 9:33 am
@Tracer: Actually, that’s a limited edition mirror image jersey. If it was inside out, you wouldn’t see the numbers.
December 5th, 2008 at 9:46 am
How does Marvin Harrison not get in this episode? Perhaps there’s a sequel…
December 5th, 2008 at 11:47 am
No but I can run block!!!
Awesome.
December 5th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
@Animal Mother: Boss can run-block? *I* call bullshit!
December 5th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I love how bad guys always give the guy (they suspect of being a mole) a gun to prove he is loyal.
Planning 101 guys, really.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
If this were real, Plaxico would’ve dropped the Turducken in the open flat.
December 6th, 2008 at 10:24 am
I had no idea that the Paytons were in so deep. No idea.
December 6th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
What’s this for? For bein’ an honest cop? Hmm? Or for being stupid enough to get shot in the face? You tell them that they can shove it.