Comments on: I Don’t Know How I Keep Picking These Lines Correctly!

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:49:10 +0000

I bet if you get a good audio guy, he can filter out the extraneous noise (read : Bill Simmons yapping) and you can hear him actually rustle the newspaper as he looks shit up.

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:00:09 +0000

Also, for some reason Simmons cheating on his picks reminds me of that part of Ghostbusters with Bill Murray and the flash cards, but I don’t wanna compare Simmons to Murray. EVER

/just did

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:58:01 +0000

If that was the real Bill Simmons, he would’ve been too busy nutting to his 5th viewing of Rocky IV today to write that post.

By: Big Daddy Drew

Big Daddy Drew — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:15:56 +0000

whereas Drew got a book tour to the pawn shop

It was a flea market, I’ll have you know.

By: Hakim Drops the Ball

Hakim Drops the Ball — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:40:38 +0000

If that were really Bill, he would have just sent some intern/lackey to post here or possibly email you in an attempt to shame you. Bill’s far too busy:

a) stabbing his Rick Reilly voodoo doll,
b) talking to “Stoner” about obscure words and phrases to yell during a bowling telecast,
c) figuring out how to undervalue the Manning brothers…again,
d) writing a 10,000 word tome about the time he and Michael Rappaport nearly came to blows…again,
e) all of the above.

By: Bill Simmons

Bill Simmons — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:49:28 +0000

You bitches are just jealous because I make a shitload of money every year doing the same shit you do, only my talent got me a gig on the Worldwide Leader and 2 books, whereas Drew got a book tour to the pawn shop, Ape got fired from the Post, Punter’s bald, UM is well…UM, flubby is lazy and CC…well, he’s cool cause he’s a Seahawks fan…

Regardless of my unrelenting Patriots, Celtics, Red Sawkz nuthugging, I still have more readership that you fuckstains will ever get.

By: Sean

Sean — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:36:21 +0000

I used to read/watch/listen to (blank), but now I don’t read/watch/listen to (blank) because it sucks!

By: 2 wycked

2 wycked — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:53:35 +0000

why don’t you guys do any more greggggggggggggggg easterbrook posts? that was the first KSK Kolumn I ever read. I about shit. Bring that guy back!

By: Me

Me — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:17:21 +0000

You forgot the part where he drones on for several paragraphs about some shitty ’80s movie, or a shitty ’90s TV series.

One-Trick Pony called Simmons, and he wants his trick back.

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:49:59 +0000

I used to listen to the podcast, mainly to avoid approx. an hour of needing to talk to my office mate. Then he had his hissy fit. I have found lots of other shit to listen to that my colleague tunes out! He is not getting me back!