Oh no! Le’Ron broke through the middle! I can’t possibly catch him, even at this angle! He’s very fast for 400 lbs.! May as well give up!
/pulls up
/pours glass of iced tea
/reads Patricia Cornwell book
/files nails
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@Jeff K, yeah like the last time the Giants and Cowboys played.
The Giants won’t be going anywhere.
Brian Russell makes that play in his sleep.
McGahee and McClain: best Irish running back tandem ever.
@nashville steeler fan
Really? I’ve never been stuck in an elevator with Dick Cheney, with or without him on controlled substances. Tell us more about your experiences so we can understand what watching the Ravens is like to you. You must love you some Dick because watching any team (Ravens included) whomp on Cowgirl ass is a pleasure to all five senses.
“LeRon Mc’Clain”
I love the misplaced apostrophe. What is with the abundance of apostrophes in NFL player’s names? (My favorite: Dre’ Bly.) Was there an apostrophe sale when these guys were born, created by an apostrophe surplus? The word apostrophe has now lost all meaning.
Being a Giants fan, let me just say: “Ha ha, nice game, you fucking DalASS douchebags! More like COWGIRLS, AM I RIGHT???”
/sprays Drakkar Noir down front of Giants-colored Zubaz pants
/like Simmons, I’m only kidding
i know you’re blaming terrence newman but thats not fair.
*sniff
thats my Cornerback!!
seriously though, watching my team choke that game away like that was probably the worst feeling i’ve had since the neighborhood bully used to kick my ass in 2nd grade. that was a huge bitch.
That clown wanted no part of Mctrain. Though he’s still not as much of a quitter as T.O.
In defense of the Cowboys, anyone can give up a 77-yard run to Willis “Questionable” McGahee and then an 82-yard run to Le’Ron McClain, who was drafted as a fullback.
What killed Dallas (aside from Romo being speared on every play) was deciding try and mount a drive from their own 10 yard line with 1:30 left in the half and a 7-6 lead. Fatty is an idiot not to run out the clock. When Dallas pulled to within 19-17 they would have been up 17-16 but for the Ravens late first half field goad.
FIRE FATTY!
Do you know what the best part is? Not only were the Cowboys humiliated, but now the Patriots have almost no way to make the playoffs.
speaking as someone who was rooting for a ravens loss (not a cowboys win) i was ready to remove my own appendix with a shoehorn and a rusty menorah after last night’s game.
That’s gotta be more disturbing for a Queerboys fan than the first time I watched Backdoor Sluts 9.
@ Ben
Does that mean you like the Ravens?
This has been such an awesome year to root against the teams I hate.
@deepfriar, of course, Roy Williams would’ve let him get 60 yards down field then horse collared McClain for 1/2 the distance to the goal, definitely stopping that TD
Wooooooooo HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my linebackers never stay in their gaps!!!
This never would have happened with Roy Williams at safety
/bah ha hah ah hah haaaaaa!
Watching the Baltimore Ravens play football is like watching scum freeze on the eyeballs of a jackass, or being stuck for 6 hours in an elevator with Dick Cheney on speed.