Comments on: Honey, That Was An Amazing BACON LETTUCE AND TOMATO Sandwich You Made!

By: Fact

Fact — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 10:09:48 +0000

An Article about Merril Hoge getting Mugged in an ALLEY is well needed..

By: Bill Simmons

Bill Simmons — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 08:18:47 +0000

So if I started writing about the Sex Cannon you wouldn’t throw a fit? Please.

But hey, I’m flattered. This idea-stealing just shows that you really don’t hate me as much as you claim

By: bigdaddyperrotta

bigdaddyperrotta — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 06:34:05 +0000

I agree this is fucking hilarious.

By: Big Daddy Drew

Big Daddy Drew — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 01:58:15 +0000

@Bill: Yes, because Lord knows you were the first and only person to notice that Jaws does that.

By: Rob You

Rob You — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 01:39:38 +0000

Harf harf harf.

By: Bill Simmons

Bill Simmons — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:07:01 +0000

Ah, I see you’ve expanded my joke. Way to be original!

By: Gino Tourettesa

Gino Tourettesa — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:03:06 +0000

@ Chamomiles Davis

I didn’t know that’s what AAMCO stood for- I figured it was “Auto America Company” or something stupid like that. Jaws probably didn’t like saying “DOUBLE A- BEEP! BEEP!- M-C-O!” in those commercials.

By: JustJoe

JustJoe — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:46:25 +0000

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By: Big Skinny

Big Skinny — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:05:58 +0000

I actually counted the number of times he said FOOTBALL during his pregame ramble two weeks ago: 9. That includes twice in one sentence.

By: Chamomiles Davis

Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:48:16 +0000

@Gino: Jaws does (or used to do) local spots for AAMCO Transmissions, which he must have been dying to say as “ANTHONY A. MARTINO COMPANY TRANSMISSIONS.”