It’s not everyday that one can say this, so I’ll say it today: It feels damn good to be a Bengals fan.
All the Redskins had to do was roll into Cincinnati and do what almost every other team had done against the Bengals: score more points than they did. How fucking hard is that? But after an early Chris Cooley fumble (due to sore abs, I’m sure), the Bengals jumped out to a 17-0 lead and gobbled enough cock clock to keep the Redskins at bay.
I’m not exaggerating when I say that this is the first time I’ve seen the Bengals win in at least three years. It felt good to watch a team take initiative and then realize, “Hey, we’re doing a great job of not getting utterly buttfucked off the ball.” I hope we can look as competent in Cleveland next week, and contribute to another head coach firing. The important thing is to not get worked up about a single win, to act like we’ve been there before, and to show the composure of a champion over the next three weeks.
YYEAAAAHHHH! YOU SUCK, DC! RYAN FITZPATRICK OWNS YOUR ASSES! YOU WOULD HAVE SUCKED A DICK IN THE PLAYOFFS ANYWAY, BITCHES! WOOOOOOOO! WHO DEY! WHO DEY! GET FUCKED, DC! WE’RE 1-2-1 AGAINST THE NFC EAST! WOOOOOOOO!!!
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Hey! IT WAS ME GETTING THE FUCK BEAT OUT OF ME FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK, NOT THAT OTHER COCKFLASHIN’ COOLEY’S!
WHO DEY!
Phew. That felt good, right? Now lets win the next two and end up not getting a top-5 draft pick! Huzzah!
God forbid the Bengals actually know how to play.
No, Marvin Lewis forbid.
WHO DEY?! I think my favorite part of watching the game was how reluctant the announcers were to actually say the Bengals were playing well. Rather it was more that the Redskins were “frustrated” or making mistakes. God forbid the Bengals actually know how to play.
Save your money. Collins can be had for three cases of Bull Run bourbon and a side order of hushpuppies.
Man, I sure hope we win the Matt Cassell sweepstakes next year! If not, maybe we can sign Kerry Collins to a 10-year, $460-million deal.
Uh…Crazy Karl…he’s the owner. The team can’t fire the owner. In fact, the team can’t do shit to him.
But that’s ok. I’m certain Dan won’t overspend in March for more big-name free agents.
Whatever Ahmad’s. If you’re enough of a loser to obsess over getting around being banned on two IP addresses, then I’ll concede your mastery at being an annoying dipshit. Kudos.
The problem is the front office. Daniel Snyder simply sucks. Even the middle of the road Washington Post today called for his ouster. His experiment in ownership has failed. What the team now needs is a football person, not a business person.
Tarvaris threw 4 TDs and no INT. The Bengals won. The Titans lost to the Texans. The NFC South may have 3 teams in the playoffs.
This is the darkest week in the history football.
I like the picture especially. It says something about that Jason Taylor pickup that he’s always a blurry figure way in the background in photos of opposing quarterbacks.
Football is dead.
Only in Washington.
Good luck ‘Nati against Cleveland. I’ve been authorized by the Devil incarnate to offer the d coordinator position to Romeo. He’ll be back on our sidelines for the playoffs.
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Nice ban Ape
/epic fail
Occasional homerism: funny.
Thrice-daily homerism: Simmons-esque.
@Boatdrinks: You’re welcome. Not many did know. A lot of the hype for the offense has gone to Payton and Brees. But really it’s been the o-line (with only 1 first round pick) that’s allowed Brees and co to do what they do.
/back to KSK-standards: Did Chad do some sort of interpretative dance for this season after the Bengals won? You know, something that could be called the “Turd”?
the refs overturning that sellers “TD” cost us a tie.
You’ve made a powerful* enemy today, Flubby.
*Maj not all that powerful
Well you know what they say…Any given Sundee any teem can beet any other teem. At least Maj still has the Redskinettes to ogle during the geems.
I wonder how Joe Gibbs got through noon mass yesterday without weeping over the thought of his beloved Skins turning gay and sucking down some Midwestern cock.
where I’m walking to FedEx to see the skins
How much did Snyder charge you to walk through his parking lot?
I’m just going to go back to a quiet place in my mind where I’m walking to FedEx to see the skins take on the Rams — the high watermark of the Redskins 2008 season
Hey Reggie BP: Thanks for letting Marrone head out. I read online at NOLA.com not many knew he actually worked for the Saints…
http://www.whodeyrevolution.com/whodeyrevolution/2008/12/project-mayhem-task-6-field-reports-.html
it would be better if they had a picture of mike brown on it
Trash talk from the Bengals…now i have seen it all.
(… down by 7 measly points with B. Marshall, Eli, & Carney left. Marshall= 0, Carney= 9, Eli= -6!!! All he had to do was get 0 pts.!!) Not that anyone cares- we all love to share our misery though.
It’s a bit off topic, but I’d just like to say: FUCK ELISHA MANNING IN THE FUCKING ASS WITH SHIANCO’S & SANTONIO’S COCKS SIMULTANIOUSLY! YOU LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
… why the hell do i torture myself with fantasy football every year? It’s not bad enough that I live in Cleveland for fuck’s sake!!
sorry folks I will not be my normal commenting that no one ever reads self today. up by 9 with no players remaining facing Westbrook and Phil’s D tonight. It don’t look good for dAndy, but I did come up with a plan…..
http://dandymancandy.blogspot.com/2008/12/romeo-you-are-one-bad-mofo.html
Good lord, the only thing uglier than that game is going to be next week. Ken Dorsey vs. Ryan Fitzpatrick. Jamal “I need more cocaine” Lewis vs. Cedric Benson. Bad Tacklers vs. Bad Tacklers and D’Qwell Jackson.
The only way this season could get worse for Ohio NFL fans is if they announced at the end of the season that Marvin Lewis and Romeo Crennel will be switching jobs.
Being true to form, the Skins will win the next two games forcing me to stay invested just in case they somehow fall backwards into the playoffs….
MMP, I honestly thought I saw a typo. There was a few of those yesterday. Houston beating TN too.
somehow I doubt Tommy will be given a like opportunity to gloat with such restraint and class.
So here’s a nice big bowl of ‘fuck off and die stew’ to the Raiders. Thanks for Moss and Jordan, by the way. How’s that working out for ya, Al?
more homerism from BDD and CC today? Especially from BDD since the Vikes are in first place.
C’mon, Crenel has already packed up his stress ball and day planner and is ready to commence his new job of freelance Chinese buffet reviewer following the season; you guys winning won’t make any difference.
signed,
Dick “Let’s Have Losman Roll Out” Jauron’s Brain Tumor
There’s always the Nationals/Orioles hot stove
/bah ha ha ha ha!
“I’m not exaggerating when I say that this is the first time I’ve seen the Bengals win in at least three years. ”
/lulz
Football is dead.
I bet Maj, loves that one…