Comments on: Holy Sexy Friday, Tomorrow’s Matron Saint’s Day

By: Rocco

Rocco — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:45:57 +0000

Wiki ‘Thermohaline’ and see if global warming is still a myth you fucks.

By: Slash

Slash — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 05:38:36 +0000

RE bigdaddyperrotta Says:
“Slash i apologize for my previous comments towards you, i did not know you were a woman.”

Don’t worry about it. I’m a big girl, I can take it.

By: Jay Cutler Smug Prick Face

Jay Cutler Smug Prick Face — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 05:05:39 +0000

She’s a gorgeous saint!

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 00:01:47 +0000

Namath talking up Chad Pennington is more drunken idiocy than trying to kiss suzy.

By: porky1

porky1 — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 21:30:50 +0000

@ Monkey Business:

To be fair to LT, besides “coldcoldcoldcold” he was also thinking “ChunkySoupChunkySoupChunkySoup.” Which is also what Donovan McNabb’s teammates think before big games when they watch him throw up.

Elisha, meanwhile, only rose to the occasion last Super Bowl with “TeacupRideTeacupRideTeacupRide” ringing in his brain, and for some reason on offense, Ben only thinks “PINATAPINATAPINATA,” which is just inexplicable.

/adds self to the list of “Pro-Matron.” Totally would.

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 21:12:25 +0000

Let’s talk about the definition of “cold” for a second.

“Cold” is not “It’s 55 degrees outside and I have to wear a long sleeved shirt”. “Cold” is “I’m wearing a wool peacoat, a scarf, a sweater, jeans, thermal underwear, gloves, and a hat, and if I spend more than ten minutes outside I might die.”. “Cold” is “It’s so fucking cold outside, I can’t actually form a coherent thought.”. It’s like LT at the AFC Championship last year. “Coldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcold”. It’s all you can think about.

As for Jewish girls, they all used to be fat, so they do all the stuff the gentile girls won’t. Also, less moral hangups. Significantly more annoying though.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 19:34:05 +0000

You know what I haven’t heard a lot about lately?
Global warming.
Fuck it’s cold out there and I live in SoCal.

You know what liberal lie I keep hearing about?
Nighttime.
Fuck, it’s been sunny out for five or six hours!

Way to go, “scientists”!

By: bigdaddyperrotta

bigdaddyperrotta — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 07:51:17 +0000

Suzy Kolber could most definitely get the dick. Slash i apologize for my previous comments towards you, i did not know you were a woman. Everyone else, go fuck your mother for me.

By: Slash

Slash — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 07:03:36 +0000

I’ve never seen that Joe Namath/Suzy video before. Namath was hammered, right?

And though I’m an atheist, I think those nun costumes are all kinds of wrong. I’m sure I’m in the minority on that one, but c’mon… and no, I don’t think priests are hot. I’ve seen some attractive priests, but the priest get-up does nothing for me.

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 06:49:19 +0000

You know what I haven’t heard a lot about lately?
Global warming.
Fuck it’s cold out there and I live in SoCal.

And, @C-Student, No, you are not alone. I would stuff that Muffin at a moments notice.