Holy Sexy Friday, Tomorrow’s Matron Saint’s Day
Tomorrow marks the fifth anniversary of the Namath-Kolber incident, otherwise known as the namesake for this fine Interblog dickjokeacoppia we run here. Let us all get in the Matron Saint’s Day spirit by drunkenly hitting on people in horrendously inappropriate and possibly scandalous ways, which should be a huge departure from how readers of this site typically act.
Despite being described by some as “thick in the britches,” the Matron Saint is seldom given her due as an objet du sexy. Blasphemy, if you ask us. Therefore, in observation of this most holy day on the KSK calendar, we offer some sexified images of other holy women in her honor.
Enjoy the weekend and a most bibulous Matron Saint’s Day.
Tags: going to hell, matron saint, Matron Saint's Day, no one appreciates samatha morton either, sexy friday
December 19th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Welp, at least I’m going to know a bunch of people when I get to hell.
December 19th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
…and KSK provides me with a whole new fantasy. God bless you!
December 19th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
I’ll take the blasphemy over a monkey screwing a goat.
December 19th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Well, I was holding out til five to crack that first beer, but if the Gay Mafia insists….
/prepares to wake napping girlfriend in lewd manner
December 19th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Samantha Mortan is the hot i spank myself to when i’m alone at night.
December 19th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
So that’s where my bowling balls went!
December 19th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Mother Superior!
December 19th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Ahhhhh. After dropping off a gift at the Toys for Tots bin behind the Rite-Aid, I’m back in the sewer thanks to KSK. Happy Festivus, one and all!!!
December 19th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
a KSK reader meeting in hell would be a most uproarious time, 310.
December 19th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
It’s official, “saddle” is now my favorite euphemism for ass. Suzy makes everyone around her better.
December 19th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
staring at too much saddle will make you cross-eyed.
i hate when mom is right.
December 19th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
The Matron looks like she’s saying something along the lines of, ‘fuck off Stu.’ God knows I say that every Monday night.
December 19th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
i know God and my dead relatives are watching, but can nuns see me jerk off too?
December 19th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I still prefer Sage Steele to Suzy. Even if she did lose a little sexiness when I heard she had a kid.
December 19th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
am i the only one who would give it to pam oliver raw?
would you guys come to my blog if it was named IMPREGNATING PAM OLIVER?
December 19th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I want to go to heaven for the weather but hell for the company.
December 19th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
The life-long, soul-crushing weight of my Roman Catholicism prevents me from finding anything remotely sexy about nuns, even if it’s a sexy girl in a sexy nun fetish costume. But in my school days, I developed a thing for the Jewish girls in my neighborhood. They always seemed to have nicer racks and were willing to do more.
Is Suzy Kolber Jewish? And Is there a blasphemous religio-fetish costume for the Jewess?
December 19th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
GET OUT! AND DON’T COME BACK…UNTIL YOU’VE REDEEMED YOURSELVES.
December 19th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Gino, I believe you are looking for a cheeseburger.
December 19th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Make it a bacon cheeseburger with a side of popcorn shrimp.
December 19th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Thick in the britches? NUNSENSE!
December 19th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Stacey Dales shall not be forgotten.
December 19th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Mike T: “After dropping off a gift at the Toys for Tots bin behind the Rite-Aid”
“dropping off a gift at the Toys for Tots bin” is the best euphemism for pooping I’ve ever heard. Thanks!
December 20th, 2008 at 1:49 am
You know what I haven’t heard a lot about lately?
Global warming.
Fuck it’s cold out there and I live in SoCal.
And, @C-Student, No, you are not alone. I would stuff that Muffin at a moments notice.
December 20th, 2008 at 2:03 am
I’ve never seen that Joe Namath/Suzy video before. Namath was hammered, right?
And though I’m an atheist, I think those nun costumes are all kinds of wrong. I’m sure I’m in the minority on that one, but c’mon… and no, I don’t think priests are hot. I’ve seen some attractive priests, but the priest get-up does nothing for me.
December 20th, 2008 at 2:51 am
Suzy Kolber could most definitely get the dick. Slash i apologize for my previous comments towards you, i did not know you were a woman. Everyone else, go fuck your mother for me.
December 20th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
You know what I haven’t heard a lot about lately?
Global warming.
Fuck it’s cold out there and I live in SoCal.
You know what liberal lie I keep hearing about?
Nighttime.
Fuck, it’s been sunny out for five or six hours!
Way to go, “scientists”!
December 20th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Let’s talk about the definition of “cold” for a second.
“Cold” is not “It’s 55 degrees outside and I have to wear a long sleeved shirt”. “Cold” is “I’m wearing a wool peacoat, a scarf, a sweater, jeans, thermal underwear, gloves, and a hat, and if I spend more than ten minutes outside I might die.”. “Cold” is “It’s so fucking cold outside, I can’t actually form a coherent thought.”. It’s like LT at the AFC Championship last year. “Coldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcold”. It’s all you can think about.
As for Jewish girls, they all used to be fat, so they do all the stuff the gentile girls won’t. Also, less moral hangups. Significantly more annoying though.
December 20th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
@ Monkey Business:
To be fair to LT, besides “coldcoldcoldcold” he was also thinking “ChunkySoupChunkySoupChunkySoup.” Which is also what Donovan McNabb’s teammates think before big games when they watch him throw up.
Elisha, meanwhile, only rose to the occasion last Super Bowl with “TeacupRideTeacupRideTeacupRide” ringing in his brain, and for some reason on offense, Ben only thinks “PINATAPINATAPINATA,” which is just inexplicable.
/adds self to the list of “Pro-Matron.” Totally would.
December 20th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Namath talking up Chad Pennington is more drunken idiocy than trying to kiss suzy.
December 21st, 2008 at 12:05 am
She’s a gorgeous saint!
December 21st, 2008 at 12:38 am
RE bigdaddyperrotta Says:
“Slash i apologize for my previous comments towards you, i did not know you were a woman.”
Don’t worry about it. I’m a big girl, I can take it.
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:45 am
Wiki ‘Thermohaline’ and see if global warming is still a myth you fucks.