Comments on: God Explains Week 16 Of The NFL

By: Dum Bunny

Dum Bunny — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:35:58 +0000

“Anyway, this week I decided to smack down the playoff hopes of several teams: The Jets, Broncos, Vikings, and Eagles.” Don’t forget the Bucs! Everyone forgets about them. Even all-knowing deities apparently.
Oh and BTW God, next year please just make the Jets suck the entire year. It’s much easier that way. As long the Pats don’t make the playoffs too I won’t mind too much.

By: Mike Singletary's Pants

Mike Singletary's Pants — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 09:26:05 +0000

G-d is telling it like it is!

Gino

Sounds like the South Park episode Super Best Friends

By: Randall Gay Hearts Vishante Shiancoe's Madison Hedgecock

Randall Gay Hearts Vishante Shiancoe's Madison Hedgecock — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 07:29:54 +0000

Merciful father, pleeeease let Welkaaaaaaah choke next week. Please?

By: chris johnson as a second language

chris johnson as a second language — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:16:06 +0000

i think mr.god is just happy cuz jabba the huts fighting irish are beating,uh oh,HAWAI’I. but he’ll take a win how he can get one.at least its some good news from the catholics…..

By: chris johnson as a second language

chris johnson as a second language — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:14:04 +0000

sorry to disappoint,mahmahlahd stawmps cutlah in tha fackin nuts this sunday. no postseason fa you bronco cawksuckahs! -sorry,still entertaining myself with the quinzee speak. at any rate cutler smug prick,pray hard,cuz i dont think its going to happen,but,with this being an open forum to god himself,maybe you guys could work something out.

By: WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo

WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 23:38:48 +0000

for the love of fuck can it please pay off for me to be an atheist vikes fan ONE TIME

By: make it snow

make it snow — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 23:24:01 +0000

I thought we only capitalized Kid when we’re talking about Wes Welker.

By: SonOfSpam

SonOfSpam — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:50:55 +0000

So, God mocks his Kid by ragging on the whininess of the Agony in the Garden?

Mmmm…sacrelicious.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:49:51 +0000

A few things God was overheard saying at His Celestial Christmas Party:

- “More punch, Aphrodite?” [drunkenly gropes her as Mary looks on and sighs heavily]
- “Hey, Buddha, how’s life in the fat lane? Don’t worry, we’ve got a bigger buffet this year.”
- “Another suicide bombing? Really? Way to go, Muhammad.”
- “Hanukkah? Pft. My assistant made up that holiday.”
- “Jesus! Jesus! C’mere and show everybody that trick you do. Get over here and DO IT! NOW!”
- “Frankly, I don’t like the Hindu gods, but I have to invite them anyway.”

By: Favre's Next Interception

Favre's Next Interception — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:24:51 +0000

I think God’s psissed because he smite the Vikings down by mistake.