Comments on: God Explains Week 15 Of the NFL Season

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:58:50 +0000

Fuck you god. I hope you die.

By: pink

pink — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:11:55 +0000

Dear God,
the only thing I ask for this year (since its almost over) is to win the pot in ONE pickem. Since this is the final week for submissions PLEASE let me win..No more suprises please.

By: Luda

Luda — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:06:46 +0000

How is magmakakke not a tag? That should become your “food metaphors” label.

Polamalu jacks someone up? Magmakakke. Brandon Jacobs implants your face in the turf? Magmakakke. Tommy beats his sister for fucking a dahkie? Magmakakke.

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:43:50 +0000

Fuckin’ Jeff Fisher cost my team a fantasy playoff victory this weekend by going for it on 4th down when down by only a point. One more Bironas field goal and I was onto the league finals. Asshole.

By: Duke of Madness

Duke of Madness — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:19:32 +0000

Seriously? Festivus kiosks?

Where is that? I think I’m going to move there.

By: Dibbly

Dibbly — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:17:58 +0000

Sacrilicious? Who are you, Emmit smith?

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:57:36 +0000

Dear God,

I don’t believe in you and don’t pray to you or anything. Is that why you made the referees deliberately make the wrong decisions?

You’re a douche. But then again, from your exploits in the Old Testament, that’s hardly a surprise.

Love Jay

By: Fletch Lives

Fletch Lives — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:47:30 +0000

God,

I’ve been playing fantasy football for 15 years, since I was a bookie in 5th grade running a league on paper with my fellow 4th graders. So many times, my skill and luck combined have taken me to the playoffs with the best team and best record, only to be upset in the first round by some You-damned fuck-stick who’s never played fantasy before. why do You torture me like so? I will be forever grateful for the undefeated championship season of 2006, but that was for pride and no money.

I ask You to shit on the Saints this week and then allow the Texans as well as Brian Westbrook to have the best games of their lives. I can’t take another You-damn failure in the championship, especially with a lot of money on the line.

Regards,
Fletch

By: Johnny Drama

Johnny Drama — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:47:24 +0000

Dear God,

YOU’VE GOT A LOT OF FUCKING EXPLAINING TO DO.

/lost in fantasy football playoffs thanks to Cutlerfucker, Housh, Barber, & ‘Skins D/ST
//cannot believe how many fucking game winning drives the Packers have given up in one goddamn season
///ESPN projects Westbrook to get me 48, gets me 9 thanks to andy reid’s hairy vag

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:39:27 +0000

Yo, VYS: His SON is having a birthday! You don’t think he has shit to buy and stuff?? Maybe a gift or two for some other people/angels? Dude, even God has to take care of Christmas business, is my guess.