Fantasy football auto(erotic)draft
Besides the tons of unspeakably freaky fantasy football/sex advice emails that pour into our in-box, we also receive unspeakably freaky fan mail, unspeakably freaky death threats, unspeakably freaky past-due notices, and occasionally even unspeakably freaky YouTube videos.
Apparently this fellow– YouTube user serioussports– prefers the beauty of his own fantasy football prowess to the charms of the fairer sex. I wish I could feel the same kind of fantasy love, but my ill-advised decision to build an offense around keeper Laurence Maroney was poor-conceived is worthy of a solid cockpunching.
December 18th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
You promised you wouldn’t tell about the unspeakably freaky fan mail!
I want those pictures back.
December 18th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
That had all the rhythm, melody and coherency of a band composed of nothing but Stephen Hawking and a car alarm.
December 18th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Now … now … now, I want to see those FMRA pictures…
December 18th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
She knew I was bad when I took to her to my ride and she said, “How much money do you make?”
Well, let’s just say it’s more money than you’ll ever see in your lifetime. HA HA!
December 18th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Hmm, I didn’t think anything was all that freaky. Maybe I sent the wrong pics.
December 18th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Needs more Construda
December 18th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
It’s my bad on the freaky stuff. Hey, you tell me you aren’t interested in a tub of mayo, two grandmas wrestling and a midget with a cricket bat lodged in as a tail?!
December 18th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Lacking any depth when it comes to split stats on the road in 30 degree weather and positioning Lee Evans in any sort of position that would result in him not shitting the bed for three consecutive seasons in a road. Maybe a remix could help.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
You forgot to add “blackmail letters for your unspeakable acts on video.”
Or do we still hate blackmails on KSK?
/hopes the gerbil makes it
December 18th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
And I jizzed my pants.
Fucking weird, though.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Do you realize we are one Ufford post away from the hex-fecta?!
RUN FOR THE HILLS!
December 18th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Nevermind, Kogod is late again