F–K
12.02.08
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. FUCK. Fuck me in the ass. Fuck me in the goat ass. Fuck me in the goat ass while forcing me to listen to a Sugar Ray CD. Fuck. Fucking shitburning cocksucker god dammit piss on my head. Did I forget to say fuck? Well FUCK. Fucking A. Fucking hell. Fucking elbow deep in my asspipe. Fucking fuck shitty fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck the world. Fuck a very small pygmy woman. Fuck a duck. Fuck a mallard. Fuck a gun. Fuck a bottle of gin. Fuck Little Richard. Fuck me sideways. Fuck me blind. Fuck me deaf. Fuck me mute. Just fucking god dammit. I mean, really. Fuck. FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUCK! Grand Fuck Railroad.
Shit.
Fuck.
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As a Bears fan, I can add the Vikings can suck a fat, dead cock.
As a Bears fan, I can tell you that you probably will still win the division because we will shit the bed. Congrats BDD!
The Williams’ got the suspension put on hold, now they get to be suspended for playoff games.
@NormMc
Holy shit. I didn’t know anyone else would get that reference. That movie kicked way too much ass.
ProFootballTalk is reporting that the Williamses WILL play Sunday per a Temporary Restraining Order against the NFL.
So, over-under on how many yards Forte would have had without the two blubber asses in the middle? 350.
shoulda went with Dan Marino’s Nurtisystem diet. They even can eat steak! Is this just a Detroit lion ploy to try and get a win?
Fuck a duck, that’s my favorite.
“Claiming that you used only legally available nutritional supplements will not help you in an appeal. … Even if they are bought over-the-counter from a known establishment”
That rule is just horrible. “Even if it’s not your fault, it’s still totally your fault!”
Sounds a lot like my high school hockey coach.
Don’t worry, Drew. We’ve got the Wyms-Evans wall.
Ay, don’t go cryin’ like a little baby there, Nancy. The Giants’ll probably start Carr against yas, ya know, in order tos preserve Saint Elisha for our inevitable postseason.
On second thought, that won’t help ya either. At least yas probably wont lose to Detroit.
Nice. My personal favorites – fuckity fuck fuck and fuck you fucking fuckers!
They’re gonna kiiill that poooor woman.
And a big, giant FUCK for the Saints players too. Like we needed more to go wrong this season.
::sigh::
@TDub
I will trade your glimmer of hope follwed by icepick to the nuts for my Bengals season of, Icepick to the nuts, early, often and all season.
@Fuck.
Nice Blind Fury reference. A masterpiece of a film.
Well, just go ahead and fornicate me with a whale penis.
Nothing is fucked Drew…. you’re being very un-Drew.
So, Drew, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you’re a Vikes fan?
Maybe this will cheer you up. Thousands of Massholes are crying today of the Welker hit being legal:
http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/football/patriots/view/2008_12_03_NFL_defends_Wes_Welker_hit:_Blow_to_Welker_legal__part_of_game/
Fuck fatties.
I need to ask: Does BDD have his own Meast? Do we need an intervention? I live in Upstate…
Fuck.
I’m out of rants from my page, but I’ll refuel for tomorrow.
+1 doug_plank
It’s not like any team from the NFC North matters this year (NFC West, either).
But, this is the sort of thing that just might keep Chilly from getting fired this off-season. And as a Bears fan, I think that’s fantastic.
…do i still start minnys D?
Fuck profanity.
what happened? did someone poop in the chip dip?
“That’s the last diuretic vanilla shake we ever share, AM I RIGHT PAT?”
-Kevin Williams
By using deductive reasoning, I can deduce that the only way to stop Matt Forte is to use steroids. 2nd best run defense in the league….for a reason. JUICERS!!!!
Yeah, The Kyle Orton Handicap.
Seems the Bears were playing at somewhat of a disadvantage this weekend.
Bears get the win without the roid-monsters in the middle!
True story.
SHIT…FUCK…SHITFUCK!
HA HA HA HA
GO COWBOYS
I imagine if the Williamses weren’t playing last Sunday, Orton would have thrown around 5 TDs.
drew, cheer up.
this will undoubtedly make you feel better. look at how tommy from quinzee is feelin right now.
http://www.boston.com/sports/columnists/massarotti/mazz_12_01_08.jpg
Old enough to read, old enough to sit at the table
The Vikings’ Annual Late-Season Bedshitting is right on schedule. Aw, Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck Triple Adrien Zmed fucking Joyce de Witt fuck Chupacabra Hate Fuck Tony Zendejas at Applebee’s F-U-C-K.
@Jewish Genes: I think he was just throwing in another, random wide receiver. Although lets hope there really was a dick joke involved somewhere.
+1 to El Duke even though Braylon Edwards was on that particular set. Unless I’m missing a thoroughly ensconced inside penis joke.
Fuck Joe Morgan?
The renegades of fuck?
Nate Fuck? Fred Fuck!
I believe you have covered the fuck gamut, sir.
I wonder what Brett Farve has to say about this.
So instead of Vikings the Bears and Pack will fight for the right to have their asses handed to them in the first round?
Levelling the playing field for the 0-12 Detroit Lions. Those damn ’76 Buccaneers will stop at nothing to keep their sort of perfection to themselves.
go packers
Minnesota doesn’t have a hickey team. That’s Major League Soccer, right?
Herr Kommizioner Roger Goodell:
You test positive for Motherfuckerol, you bucket of gingerfuck.
What’s the big deal? i never heard of half those guys. And speaking of “fuck,” what the fuck is a Minnesota Viking? Is that like a hickey team or something.
Never heard of them before.
Good to see Fide…Goodell decided to wait until the end of the season so he could build your hopes up before the crushing blow. He cares like that.
Dana Jacobsen is intrigued by your ideas and would like to suscribe to your newsletter. Fuck!
Starfucks.
When I accidentally punched my ceiling out of joy on the Berrian play, I wish someone would have reminded me that they were going to get suspended. We all knew it would happen, but it wouldn’t be a Vikings season without glimmers of optimism immediately follwed by icepicks in your nutsack.
Fuck indeed. Fuck me in the ass with a fine tooth comb. Goddamn fucking shit fucking ass fuck! We should still be able to beat Detroit.
Fuck
Fat fuck should get his money back for those water pills.
Why do bad things always happen to good people? Why can’t this happen to Brad Childress??
Fuck your mom. Fuck your mom’s momma. Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama. Fuck the rain forest. Fuck a Forrest Gump. He probably likes it in the rump. Punk motherfucks
+1 El Duke (Unsilent Magary)
Oh, and needs more Cutlerfucker
certainly illlustrates the diversity of the word.
Also, Judd Zulgad? Oh, those bloggers and their crazy, made-up screen names.
We will preservere, Drew. We will beat the Lions, the Cardinals can’t run anyway, and the Bears and Packers ARE GOING TO LOSE GAMES. We’ll bring Big Pat and his big buddah into the playoffs when our O-LINE is clicking on all cylinders. This is not the end, don’t think about leaving us for dead. Fuck Roger Goddell, we will be the most hated fanbase in the NFL when the Vikings impose their will on the rest of the league. Remember, we still have our crazy redneck, and you’ve seen what he can do alongside an otherwise inept line. He hunts wild boar with knife, for fucking christ’s sake.
It’s not often that you see someone channel their inner Insane Clown Posse. Well done.
Fuck this blog.
@El Duke: While a drunken and porn ‘stached Daulerio meekly looks on.
I was expecting Drew to overreact a little. It’s good to see he’s found some restraint.
I assumed that once the Jets exposed the Patriots as the worst cheaters in the history of everything, all attempts to gain a competitive advantage would cease. Huh. Live and learn.
hey you forgot motherfucker!
I can’t wait until Buzz Bissenger angrily reads this post on Costas Now, attributing it to “Unsilent Magary” while a horrified Santonio Holmes silently tries to find a way out of there.
dount = doubt, thx I fucking noticed that.
There is a God!
That could have used a few more F bombs. Sorry I don’t normally complain but without a fucking dount you could have had like 3 more in there.
Look on the bright side! I’m sure Childress is now hard at work putting together a brilliant scheme to counteract this sudden and unexpected turn of events! You’re good!
You forgot to say “Barbara Streisand”.
Fuck…
Now why couldn’t that have happened before DA BEARS game?
How very articulate.
‘Sounds like you might be upset about something, would you like to talk about it?’ -Therapist says, in a soothing voice.
Fuck.