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Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. FUCK. Fuck me in the ass. Fuck me in the goat ass. Fuck me in the goat ass while forcing me to listen to a Sugar Ray CD. Fuck. Fucking shitburning cocksucker god dammit piss on my head. Did I forget to say fuck? Well FUCK. Fucking A. Fucking hell. Fucking elbow deep in my asspipe. Fucking fuck shitty fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck the world. Fuck a very small pygmy woman. Fuck a duck. Fuck a mallard. Fuck a gun. Fuck a bottle of gin. Fuck Little Richard. Fuck me sideways. Fuck me blind. Fuck me deaf. Fuck me mute. Just fucking god dammit. I mean, really. Fuck. FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUCK! Grand Fuck Railroad.
Shit.
Fuck.
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December 2nd, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Haw-haw!
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Fuck.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:29 pm
‘Sounds like you might be upset about something, would you like to talk about it?’ -Therapist says, in a soothing voice.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
How very articulate.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Now why couldn’t that have happened before DA BEARS game?
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Fuck…
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
You forgot to say “Barbara Streisand”.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Look on the bright side! I’m sure Childress is now hard at work putting together a brilliant scheme to counteract this sudden and unexpected turn of events! You’re good!
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:41 pm
That could have used a few more F bombs. Sorry I don’t normally complain but without a fucking dount you could have had like 3 more in there.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
There is a God!
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
dount = doubt, thx I fucking noticed that.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I can’t wait until Buzz Bissenger angrily reads this post on Costas Now, attributing it to “Unsilent Magary” while a horrified Santonio Holmes silently tries to find a way out of there.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
hey you forgot motherfucker!
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I assumed that once the Jets exposed the Patriots as the worst cheaters in the history of everything, all attempts to gain a competitive advantage would cease. Huh. Live and learn.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
@El Duke: While a drunken and porn ’stached Daulerio meekly looks on.
I was expecting Drew to overreact a little. It’s good to see he’s found some restraint.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Fuck this blog.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
It’s not often that you see someone channel their inner Insane Clown Posse. Well done.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:51 pm
We will preservere, Drew. We will beat the Lions, the Cardinals can’t run anyway, and the Bears and Packers ARE GOING TO LOSE GAMES. We’ll bring Big Pat and his big buddah into the playoffs when our O-LINE is clicking on all cylinders. This is not the end, don’t think about leaving us for dead. Fuck Roger Goddell, we will be the most hated fanbase in the NFL when the Vikings impose their will on the rest of the league. Remember, we still have our crazy redneck, and you’ve seen what he can do alongside an otherwise inept line. He hunts wild boar with knife, for fucking christ’s sake.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Also, Judd Zulgad? Oh, those bloggers and their crazy, made-up screen names.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
certainly illlustrates the diversity of the word.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Oh, and needs more Cutlerfucker
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:03 pm
+1 El Duke (Unsilent Magary)
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Fuck your mom. Fuck your mom’s momma. Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama. Fuck the rain forest. Fuck a Forrest Gump. He probably likes it in the rump. Punk motherfucks
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Why do bad things always happen to good people? Why can’t this happen to Brad Childress??
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Fat fuck should get his money back for those water pills.
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Fuck indeed. Fuck me in the ass with a fine tooth comb. Goddamn fucking shit fucking ass fuck! We should still be able to beat Detroit.
Fuck
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Starfucks.
When I accidentally punched my ceiling out of joy on the Berrian play, I wish someone would have reminded me that they were going to get suspended. We all knew it would happen, but it wouldn’t be a Vikings season without glimmers of optimism immediately follwed by icepicks in your nutsack.
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Dana Jacobsen is intrigued by your ideas and would like to suscribe to your newsletter. Fuck!
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Good to see Fide…Goodell decided to wait until the end of the season so he could build your hopes up before the crushing blow. He cares like that.
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:54 pm
What’s the big deal? i never heard of half those guys. And speaking of “fuck,” what the fuck is a Minnesota Viking? Is that like a hickey team or something.
Never heard of them before.
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Herr Kommizioner Roger Goodell:
You test positive for Motherfuckerol, you bucket of gingerfuck.
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Minnesota doesn’t have a hickey team. That’s Major League Soccer, right?
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
go packers
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Levelling the playing field for the 0-12 Detroit Lions. Those damn ‘76 Buccaneers will stop at nothing to keep their sort of perfection to themselves.
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:27 pm
So instead of Vikings the Bears and Pack will fight for the right to have their asses handed to them in the first round?
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:32 pm
I wonder what Brett Farve has to say about this.
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Fuck Joe Morgan?
The renegades of fuck?
Nate Fuck? Fred Fuck!
I believe you have covered the fuck gamut, sir.
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:46 pm
+1 to El Duke even though Braylon Edwards was on that particular set. Unless I’m missing a thoroughly ensconced inside penis joke.
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
@Jewish Genes: I think he was just throwing in another, random wide receiver. Although lets hope there really was a dick joke involved somewhere.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:15 pm
The Vikings’ Annual Late-Season Bedshitting is right on schedule. Aw, Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck Triple Adrien Zmed fucking Joyce de Witt fuck Chupacabra Hate Fuck Tony Zendejas at Applebee’s F-U-C-K.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Old enough to read, old enough to sit at the table
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:30 pm
drew, cheer up.
this will undoubtedly make you feel better. look at how tommy from quinzee is feelin right now.
http://www.boston.com/sports/columnists/massarotti/mazz_12_01_08.jpg
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:37 pm
I imagine if the Williamses weren’t playing last Sunday, Orton would have thrown around 5 TDs.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:39 pm
SHIT…FUCK…SHITFUCK!
HA HA HA HA
GO COWBOYS
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Bears get the win without the roid-monsters in the middle!
True story.
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Seems the Bears were playing at somewhat of a disadvantage this weekend.
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Yeah, The Kyle Orton Handicap.
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 pm
By using deductive reasoning, I can deduce that the only way to stop Matt Forte is to use steroids. 2nd best run defense in the league….for a reason. JUICERS!!!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 pm
“That’s the last diuretic vanilla shake we ever share, AM I RIGHT PAT?”
-Kevin Williams
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:24 am
what happened? did someone poop in the chip dip?
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:16 am
Fuck profanity.
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:29 am
…do i still start minnys D?
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:43 am
+1 doug_plank
It’s not like any team from the NFC North matters this year (NFC West, either).
But, this is the sort of thing that just might keep Chilly from getting fired this off-season. And as a Bears fan, I think that’s fantastic.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:20 am
Fuck.
I’m out of rants from my page, but I’ll refuel for tomorrow.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:22 am
I need to ask: Does BDD have his own Meast? Do we need an intervention? I live in Upstate…
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:27 am
Fuck fatties.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:44 am
Maybe this will cheer you up. Thousands of Massholes are crying today of the Welker hit being legal:
http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/football/patriots/view/2008_12_03_NFL_defends_Wes_Welker_hit:_Blow_to_Welker_legal__part_of_game/
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:48 am
So, Drew, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you’re a Vikes fan?
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:16 am
Nothing is fucked Drew…. you’re being very un-Drew.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:27 am
Well, just go ahead and fornicate me with a whale penis.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:27 am
@Fuck.
Nice Blind Fury reference. A masterpiece of a film.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 am
@TDub
I will trade your glimmer of hope follwed by icepick to the nuts for my Bengals season of, Icepick to the nuts, early, often and all season.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 am
And a big, giant FUCK for the Saints players too. Like we needed more to go wrong this season.
::sigh::
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 am
They’re gonna kiiill that poooor woman.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
Nice. My personal favorites – fuckity fuck fuck and fuck you fucking fuckers!
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:28 am
Ay, don’t go cryin’ like a little baby there, Nancy. The Giants’ll probably start Carr against yas, ya know, in order tos preserve Saint Elisha for our inevitable postseason.
On second thought, that won’t help ya either. At least yas probably wont lose to Detroit.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:39 am
Don’t worry, Drew. We’ve got the Wyms-Evans wall.
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:18 am
Sounds a lot like my high school hockey coach.
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Fuck a duck, that’s my favorite.
“Claiming that you used only legally available nutritional supplements will not help you in an appeal. … Even if they are bought over-the-counter from a known establishment”
That rule is just horrible. “Even if it’s not your fault, it’s still totally your fault!”
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
shoulda went with Dan Marino’s Nurtisystem diet. They even can eat steak! Is this just a Detroit lion ploy to try and get a win?
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
So, over-under on how many yards Forte would have had without the two blubber asses in the middle? 350.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:07 pm
ProFootballTalk is reporting that the Williamses WILL play Sunday per a Temporary Restraining Order against the NFL.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
@NormMc
Holy shit. I didn’t know anyone else would get that reference. That movie kicked way too much ass.
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
The Williams’ got the suspension put on hold, now they get to be suspended for playoff games.
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:55 pm
As a Bears fan, I can tell you that you probably will still win the division because we will shit the bed. Congrats BDD!
December 4th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
As a Bears fan, I can add the Vikings can suck a fat, dead cock.