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	<title>Comments on: Even the Losers Control Their Own Fortune</title>
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		<title>By: fuckmerunning</title>
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		<dc:creator>fuckmerunning</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LULZ!  You are one funny kike jew.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LULZ!  You are one funny kike jew.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt's Hand Schaub</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt's Hand Schaub</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Could we get an update to this, given the fact that a) Laserface did, in fact, bring the Volektricity to the Butt Pirates, and b) we did see some Beef Moe in Denver (albeit from Fred Jackson)...? 

SHOULDAH KEEP ME FROM BEEF MOE! STU&#039; SHOULDA! (begins gnawing off own arm) - NUTTIN&#039; KEEP ME FROM BEEF MOE! NATNATNATNATRAWR!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Could we get an update to this, given the fact that a) Laserface did, in fact, bring the Volektricity to the Butt Pirates, and b) we did see some Beef Moe in Denver (albeit from Fred Jackson)&#8230;? </p>
<p>SHOULDAH KEEP ME FROM BEEF MOE! STU&#8217; SHOULDA! (begins gnawing off own arm) &#8211; NUTTIN&#8217; KEEP ME FROM BEEF MOE! NATNATNATNATRAWR!</p>
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		<title>By: Fred Smoot's Love Boat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fred Smoot's Love Boat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Doc Holliday

More like Peter North without the monster cock or the fire hydrant loads</description>
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<p>More like Peter North without the monster cock or the fire hydrant loads</p>
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		<title>By: AndreReedRichards</title>
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		<dc:creator>AndreReedRichards</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wanna BEEF MOE t-shirt for Christmas.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wanna BEEF MOE t-shirt for Christmas.</p>
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		<title>By: Geno</title>
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		<dc:creator>Geno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope JP liked it up in Canada last week, cuz the CFL is in his future.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope JP liked it up in Canada last week, cuz the CFL is in his future.</p>
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		<title>By: deafjeff</title>
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		<dc:creator>deafjeff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had Moe&#039;s yesterday, chicken thou, not beef,  If Ralph doesn&#039;t decide to pay for a real coach next year, he deserves to die never having won a damn thing.  HaHa I&#039;m used to all the losing, our players don&#039;t have the talent, I should go back to selling insurance.  Yes old man you should, sell the fucking the team!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had Moe&#8217;s yesterday, chicken thou, not beef,  If Ralph doesn&#8217;t decide to pay for a real coach next year, he deserves to die never having won a damn thing.  HaHa I&#8217;m used to all the losing, our players don&#8217;t have the talent, I should go back to selling insurance.  Yes old man you should, sell the fucking the team!</p>
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		<title>By: Boatdrinks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Boatdrinks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Would it perhaps be better for JP Losman to be run over by a BEEF MOE this week, or other incredibly large, fastmoving device?  Would that help or hurt the Bills.  Discuss.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Would it perhaps be better for JP Losman to be run over by a BEEF MOE this week, or other incredibly large, fastmoving device?  Would that help or hurt the Bills.  Discuss.</p>
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		<title>By: chris</title>
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		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>say what you want about marmalard, and his incredibly awkward throwing motion, cutlerfucker is a bitch. it would be nice if the bills could get off there knees, you know, stop blowing so hard.  lets get 60 run plays outta you this weekend, dick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>say what you want about marmalard, and his incredibly awkward throwing motion, cutlerfucker is a bitch. it would be nice if the bills could get off there knees, you know, stop blowing so hard.  lets get 60 run plays outta you this weekend, dick.</p>
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		<title>By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BEEF MOE sounds like the menu item between Steakfish and Spaghetti and Moeballs.

/Run Boy! Run for your life!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BEEF MOE sounds like the menu item between Steakfish and Spaghetti and Moeballs.</p>
<p>/Run Boy! Run for your life!</p>
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		<title>By: Wizzyconsin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wizzyconsin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:53:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have to say, there were a few marmalard passes towards the end of the game that were lofted so baddly that I laughed audibly.    The &quot;bomb&quot; to jackson?  Holy crap.  Hilarious.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have to say, there were a few marmalard passes towards the end of the game that were lofted so baddly that I laughed audibly.    The &#8220;bomb&#8221; to jackson?  Holy crap.  Hilarious.</p>
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