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	<title>Comments on: Eli Can&#8217;t Find His Plax</title>
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		<title>By: bigdaddyperrotta</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/eli-cant-find-his-plax.html/comment-page-1#comment-92731</link>
		<dc:creator>bigdaddyperrotta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 06:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahahaha

classic</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahaha</p>
<p>classic</p>
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		<title>By: Man Bear Pig</title>
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		<dc:creator>Man Bear Pig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ho ho ho, suckin&#039; down the cider, uh, Elisha? ... Here&#039;s a little trick to help you remember. If it&#039;s clear and yella&#039;, you&#039;ve got juice there, fella! If it&#039;s tangy and brown, you&#039;re in cider town. 

Now, there&#039;s two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here ... can be yellow, if they&#039;re using late season apples. And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing&#039;s flip-flopped.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ho ho ho, suckin&#8217; down the cider, uh, Elisha? &#8230; Here&#8217;s a little trick to help you remember. If it&#8217;s clear and yella&#8217;, you&#8217;ve got juice there, fella! If it&#8217;s tangy and brown, you&#8217;re in cider town. </p>
<p>Now, there&#8217;s two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here &#8230; can be yellow, if they&#8217;re using late season apples. And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing&#8217;s flip-flopped.</p>
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		<title>By: mini dagger</title>
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		<dc:creator>mini dagger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i hope eli&#039;s mom tests all his toys in strahan&#039;s tooth gap for any choking hazards.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i hope eli&#8217;s mom tests all his toys in strahan&#8217;s tooth gap for any choking hazards.</p>
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		<title>By: Stylist Mick</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/eli-cant-find-his-plax.html/comment-page-1#comment-92573</link>
		<dc:creator>Stylist Mick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Toomer is in prime position for a limp wristed handjob.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Toomer is in prime position for a limp wristed handjob.</p>
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		<title>By: 310ToJoba</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/eli-cant-find-his-plax.html/comment-page-1#comment-92570</link>
		<dc:creator>310ToJoba</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The world is a better place because of this post.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The world is a better place because of this post.</p>
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		<title>By: Nikki</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/eli-cant-find-his-plax.html/comment-page-1#comment-92561</link>
		<dc:creator>Nikki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh man, I love a good round of making fun of Eli Manning. Hence the video I posted on my blog this morning. He makes it so easy!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man, I love a good round of making fun of Eli Manning. Hence the video I posted on my blog this morning. He makes it so easy!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Sanchez</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sanchez</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t see how signing serial drop artist Derek Hagan is going to &#039;improve&#039; the Giants receiving core...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t see how signing serial drop artist Derek Hagan is going to &#8216;improve&#8217; the Giants receiving core&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Nince Veil</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/eli-cant-find-his-plax.html/comment-page-1#comment-92529</link>
		<dc:creator>Nince Veil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HOE LEE SHIT, this and the Drew post bring teh fuckin&#039; funny today.  Keep it up guys!

I guess now we have to prepare ourselves for 27 stupid Ape posts of which about 3 will be mildly amusing to round out this Wednesday.  Maybe you guys could help coach him?  Somebody go wake up Punter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HOE LEE SHIT, this and the Drew post bring teh fuckin&#8217; funny today.  Keep it up guys!</p>
<p>I guess now we have to prepare ourselves for 27 stupid Ape posts of which about 3 will be mildly amusing to round out this Wednesday.  Maybe you guys could help coach him?  Somebody go wake up Punter.</p>
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		<title>By: OzoneRanger</title>
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		<dc:creator>OzoneRanger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When I lose my Plax, I usually find it under the bed.  Or in between the couch cushions.  Did you look there sweetie?  Maybe you used all your Plax up already.  I think it was expired anyway... it had a &quot;use by&quot; date of week 13.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I lose my Plax, I usually find it under the bed.  Or in between the couch cushions.  Did you look there sweetie?  Maybe you used all your Plax up already.  I think it was expired anyway&#8230; it had a &#8220;use by&#8221; date of week 13.</p>
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		<title>By: Paintcharge</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paintcharge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bring me my Cheezy-Poofs!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bring me my Cheezy-Poofs!!!!</p>
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