Cowboy and Vietcong Much Bettel Than Cowboy And Indian
Numbell one smaltest leceivel have good week. Skull big touchdown against Pateleeit, give big smirre for white peoperr who tord me go back to MIT. Hey, THAT’S LACIST!
This week I get leady for game against Cowboys. Have to keep ahead of Lavens for division read, so is supell big game, I terr foll you. Need to make sule we the winnel. To get inside infollmation, ask cousin from Ronestall Steak what we have to do to beat Darras.
“RRRRRREEEEEEE HARRRRRRRRR I AM MAKE CLAZEE FOLL YOU!”
I no understand what he mean. Ronestall Steak is a velee stlange prace.
It confound me rots. What can I do to get leady for Cowboys? I use glaphing carcurator and everything. Is important game! But then arr a sudden I hear Pittsbulgh get new sistell shitty. Why can they no get one in Kolea? Prenty of good shitty thell. They be youll sistell shitty half plice! Anyway, Da Nang arleady sistell shitty of Oakrand! Can no have two ugree sistell, Da Nang! That too much! You take one!
It tuln out, even foll Vietnamese asswhore, peoperr in Da Nang is usefur. Give many batter tactic that I can use against invading nation.
Ooooh, he rike Asian Praxico!
See, Cowboy hate Indian and eventuarry wipe out Indian. But Cowboy no destloy Vietcong. Sterrpid Cowboy Amelican get dliven away by Vietcong. So Hines set up tlip wire and punji tlap arr ovell Hines Field. Maybe I make Hines Chi Ward Tlair, to go from my endzone to Darras endzone. Sterrpid loundeye no know what hit him!
Prus Vietcong never call Hines brack half a dirty word.
Tags: hines wald is stirr me favolite steerel, rittle bit lacist, xmas ape
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:32 am
Awesome.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:34 am
“So Hines set up tlip wire and punji tlap arr ovell Hines Field.”
Hines, don’t you mean to write – “So Hines set up tlip wille and punji tlap arr ovell Hines Field.” ?
Also, “Prus Vietcong never call Hines brack half a DILTY WOLD”
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:36 am
……….Chop bustin’ and Doc dustin’.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:39 am
I thought that Hines’ would be Dat Nguyen……….it would have been nice to link up the only two asians that have ever played football as being related regardless of heritage.
Fuck, I am bored today.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:39 am
WOW. You have taken it to the next rever yet again Ape. Brav-the fuck-o!
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:48 am
“Ooooh, he rike Asian Praxico!”
So the plan is to get the Cowboys to shoot themselves in the foot? You don’t actually have to plan for that, it always happens.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 am
When you gonna rename this blog kissing terry bradshaw?
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:06 am
IT’S LIKE LAVA IN MY MOUTH DAT PHAN!
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:24 am
OK, now you’re just doing this to give me a headache. Cut it out.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:30 am
Bam Morrisey quoted Scrubs at you.
“Be sistell shitty half price!”
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:31 am
‘Oh no, not my shitty chicken. Ahhh, my shitty shrimp”
You make owner of Shitty Wok in South Park smire.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:32 am
HE RED FALLMER!
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:32 am
My god, my blain hults. Need to take aspilin or Tyrenor or Advir or Motlin.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:34 am
Steak sounds good. I might head to Ronestar this weekend.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:35 am
Ahmad’s Bradshaw was better off with the Haterade commenter name. Just as obnoxious, but at least more faithful to his personality.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:37 am
Great Muhammad Ali reference. I feer solly foll his mothel.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:48 am
Stillers vs ‘Mericas’ team. I’m rooting for season ending injuries on both sides.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:51 am
So you see my point then Ape, nice. So whens the name change?
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:53 am
As soon as Suzy Kolber drunkenly tries to kiss Terry Bradshaw on air.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:55 am
I love a good ’roundeye’ in the morning. well played, Ape.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:59 am
How the F does anyone read these things?
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:02 am
‘hines chi wald tlair’.
choice.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
if ryan clark puts a welkah-sized hit on TO this sunday, that would make me smirre and raff.
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 am
Dude, that chick LOVES Hines’ cousin. Wait until she finds his smarr, shameforr undelpants solplise.
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:28 am
This made me laugh in class.
That caused quite the stir.
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
BEST. EPISODE. EVER.
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Drew’s “Red Fallmer” for the win!
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Hey, THAT’S LACIST!
My sides ache. Hilarious.
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Jimmy Wang Yang approves.
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
They be youll sistell shitty half plice!
Jeez Ape, that’s just brilliant!
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
ol lathel, blirriant!
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:22 pm
These Hines Wald bits always make me smire.
Hele We Go Steelels, Hele We Go.
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
if ryan clark puts a welkah-sized hit on TO this sunday, that would be a fuckin’ miracle
/FIXED
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:55 pm
if ryan clark puts a welkah-sized hit on TO this sunday, that would be a fuckin’ miracle
Because T.O. doesn’t go over the middle?
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:57 pm
It’s now gotten to the point that when I see Hines Ward interviewed, I’m actually expecting him to talk like this, and am mildly surprised when he doesn’t.