Numbell one smaltest leceivel have good week. Skull big touchdown against Pateleeit, give big smirre for white peoperr who tord me go back to MIT. Hey, THAT’S LACIST!
This week I get leady for game against Cowboys. Have to keep ahead of Lavens for division read, so is supell big game, I terr foll you. Need to make sule we the winnel. To get inside infollmation, ask cousin from Ronestall Steak what we have to do to beat Darras.
“RRRRRREEEEEEE HARRRRRRRRR I AM MAKE CLAZEE FOLL YOU!”
I no understand what he mean. Ronestall Steak is a velee stlange prace.
It confound me rots. What can I do to get leady for Cowboys? I use glaphing carcurator and everything. Is important game! But then arr a sudden I hear Pittsbulgh get new sistell shitty. Why can they no get one in Kolea? Prenty of good shitty thell. They be youll sistell shitty half plice! Anyway, Da Nang arleady sistell shitty of Oakrand! Can no have two ugree sistell, Da Nang! That too much! You take one!
It tuln out, even foll Vietnamese asswhore, peoperr in Da Nang is usefur. Give many batter tactic that I can use against invading nation.
Ooooh, he rike Asian Praxico!
See, Cowboy hate Indian and eventuarry wipe out Indian. But Cowboy no destloy Vietcong. Sterrpid Cowboy Amelican get dliven away by Vietcong. So Hines set up tlip wire and punji tlap arr ovell Hines Field. Maybe I make Hines Chi Ward Tlair, to go from my endzone to Darras endzone. Sterrpid loundeye no know what hit him!
Prus Vietcong never call Hines brack half a dirty word.
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It’s now gotten to the point that when I see Hines Ward interviewed, I’m actually expecting him to talk like this, and am mildly surprised when he doesn’t.
if ryan clark puts a welkah-sized hit on TO this sunday, that would be a fuckin’ miracle
Because T.O. doesn’t go over the middle?
if ryan clark puts a welkah-sized hit on TO this sunday, that would be a fuckin’ miracle
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These Hines Wald bits always make me smire.
Hele We Go Steelels, Hele We Go.
ol lathel, blirriant!
They be youll sistell shitty half plice!
Jeez Ape, that’s just brilliant!
Jimmy Wang Yang approves.
Hey, THAT’S LACIST!
My sides ache. Hilarious.
Drew’s “Red Fallmer” for the win!
BEST. EPISODE. EVER.
This made me laugh in class.
That caused quite the stir.
Dude, that chick LOVES Hines’ cousin. Wait until she finds his smarr, shameforr undelpants solplise.
if ryan clark puts a welkah-sized hit on TO this sunday, that would make me smirre and raff.
‘hines chi wald tlair’.
choice.
How the F does anyone read these things?
I love a good ’roundeye’ in the morning. well played, Ape.
As soon as Suzy Kolber drunkenly tries to kiss Terry Bradshaw on air.
So you see my point then Ape, nice. So whens the name change?
Stillers vs ‘Mericas’ team. I’m rooting for season ending injuries on both sides.
Great Muhammad Ali reference. I feer solly foll his mothel.
Ahmad’s Bradshaw was better off with the Haterade commenter name. Just as obnoxious, but at least more faithful to his personality.
Steak sounds good. I might head to Ronestar this weekend.
My god, my blain hults. Need to take aspilin or Tyrenor or Advir or Motlin.
HE RED FALLMER!
‘Oh no, not my shitty chicken. Ahhh, my shitty shrimp”
You make owner of Shitty Wok in South Park smire.
Bam Morrisey quoted Scrubs at you.
“Be sistell shitty half price!”
OK, now you’re just doing this to give me a headache. Cut it out.
IT’S LIKE LAVA IN MY MOUTH DAT PHAN!
When you gonna rename this blog kissing terry bradshaw?
“Ooooh, he rike Asian Praxico!”
So the plan is to get the Cowboys to shoot themselves in the foot? You don’t actually have to plan for that, it always happens.
WOW. You have taken it to the next rever yet again Ape. Brav-the fuck-o!
I thought that Hines’ would be Dat Nguyen……….it would have been nice to link up the only two asians that have ever played football as being related regardless of heritage.
Fuck, I am bored today.
……….Chop bustin’ and Doc dustin’.
“So Hines set up tlip wire and punji tlap arr ovell Hines Field.”
Hines, don’t you mean to write – “So Hines set up tlip wille and punji tlap arr ovell Hines Field.” ?
Also, “Prus Vietcong never call Hines brack half a DILTY WOLD”
Awesome.