Counterpoint: Stomp on That Towel, You Big Beautiful Man! Stomp Like You’ve Never Stomped Before!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yes! Do it again! And some more! Excellent! Yes!
Awwww, poor Steelers fans. How dare the referees call All-World demigod James Harrison Chris Hoke for simulating the snap count on a field goal! Why, if they hadn’t done that, Ben Roethlisberger wouldn’t have turned the ball over four times, and the Steelers surely would have won! This is so unfair! Referees are only supposed to make game-changing calls in favor of Pittsburgh!
/watches .gif 700 more times
Tags: captain caveman, for every homer post there is an equal and opposite reaction, HOORAY!!!!!!, lendale, pittsburgh steelers
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
But LenDale! Don’t you know you might play Pittsburgh again in the playoffs?
Hey, why are you making that dismissive wanking motion?
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
I like this. It’s almost as good as seeing Cowher go nuts after the running into the kicker call in the 2002-2003 playoffs.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
The unsportsmanlike conduct penalty was on Chris Hoke. The refs know better than to flag James Harrison.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Wasn’t even a real freaken Terrible Towel, loooosers!
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Suck it, yinzers.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
LenDale was only stomping on it hoping to expose some creamy center.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
THANK YOU.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
that’s a huge sign of disrespect in the Muslim world. or so I’ve been told 8,000 times in the past week or so.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
You’re cocky now, Tennessee. Just wait until Pittsburgh meets you again in the playoffs and Ben turns it over four times again! JUST YOU WAIT ASSHOLES!!!
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I would buy a Chris Hoke jersey if there were another player on the Steelers with the last name “Hoke”
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
um, didn’t any of you people get Leitch’s memo. Your suppose to love us and our scrappy team. Tennessee can laugh now but wait till Indi kicks thier ass in the AFC championship game.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Grimey -
That was awesome.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Well played, Grimey.
But you know, it’s going to be a lot different if the Steelers meet the Titans in the playoffs, because this time, the game would be at the Titans’ stadium again and, uh, the Titans would have Haynesworth and Vanden Bosch back and, uh, SHUT UP THAT’S WHY!
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
@2Port
Agreed. This is Indy’s “Left us for dead in Week 7, put the team on his shoulders, no one believed in us, won the Super Bowl!” season.
I’m convinced we’re going to get a Murder’s Row in the Playoffs. Marmalard in San Diego, Big Ben in Pittsburgh, and Racist Old Kerry Collins in Tennessee.
And then watch us get Atlanta or Minnesota or something.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I call the big one in the #25 jersey “Stampy”
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Because Indy really held their own in Tennessee.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
It’s always sad to watch a big fat obese whale flop around when it get’s beached on the shores of Tennessee.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Ah, but the Jets won in Tennessee! That means that, uh… wait a sec. Weren’t the Jets the best team in the AFC four weeks ago?
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I think Leid and Fozziebear just came in their pants.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
@ UU
Any day with a Stampy the Elephant reference is a good day.
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:03 pm
I wish I had a pet elephant.
You had a pet elephant. His name was Stampy. You loved him.
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Oh boy, the Yinzers are pissed now!
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Well I will enjoy our five minutes of fame. I doubt we will make it to the AFC championship game. I worry about Baltimore coming in and kicking our ass like they did the last time. That was a miserable game.
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Well, if the Ravens get in, they’ll have the 6 seed, meaning the Titans automatically draw them if Baltimore wins their Wild Card game against the AFC East winner.
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I will stand over the Terrible Towel and pee on it while shouting “Towel On Fire! Towel On Fire! Put It Out! Put It Out”
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:51 pm
FUCK YO COUCH
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Lendale White is not a fan of Funky Town.
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:53 pm
@ Grimey
Well played.
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
@Burt Destruction: Rick James approves of that comment.
That .gif would be better if LenWhale wiped his ass with the towel and it had a poop stain on it BDD style.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:07 pm
This all looks familiar
Can someone tell me what happened to this guy and his team a couple of weeks later in the playoffs?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3030/2764551318_3574c62b96.jpg?v=0
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
As a Seattle fan who holds a grudge, I salute this.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:14 pm
What? Housh was just gearing up for his night work at the train station shining shoes for local business on their way back from the big advertising firm they work at that doubles as a place to bang lots of hot ass clients.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:28 pm
@themosspitt: He was arrested in an airport under the alias of Richard Reed.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
LenDale is just stomping on the thing because HE came up with the idea of the Terrible Towel.
December 22nd, 2008 at 5:11 pm
@thrwobot:
“that’s a huge sign of disrespect in the Muslim world.”
Which part? Stomping on a coloured rag? Dismissive wanking motions? Christmas Ape’s homerism? Animated GIFs?
/don’t see any of these in my copy of “Islam for Dummies”
December 22nd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Would it have been too much to ask for Haynesworth to get in on that stomping action?
December 22nd, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Faggot Steeler fans assume that they’ll meet the Titans in the playoffs again. With their track record of underachieving, I’d wait until you actually get there before you talk getting “revenge” for this stupid towel
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Yeah,
How absurd for a team with the 2nd best record in the AFC to assume that they have a shot of making the conference championship? I mean, they only played arguable the most difficult regular season schedule in the NFL this year, so the nerve to thing they would make it to that game. If only we had a gunslinger live Favre to throw crucial picks in the playoffs, we wouldn’t constantly underachieve.
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:18 pm
@orange julius page:
“I mean, they only played arguable the most difficult regular season schedule in the NFL this year”
Yeah, and the Steelers lostt to all the good teams they played except Baltimore and the Cowboys (both teams that possibly won’t make the playoffs). The “boohoo, we have a tough schedule” argument only works if the team is at least .500 against the tough teams during the season.
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
@skc,
A valid counterargument on your part. It wasn’t meant as a “boohoo, wee have a tough schedule” statement in a whining voice. Merely, my point is that it is not an unreasonable assertion that the team with by definition the 2nd best record in the AFC and a statistically excellent defense can make it to the AFC championship. Respect.
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:04 pm
The “boohoo, we have a tough schedule” argument only works if the team is at least .500 against the tough teams during the season.
5-4 against teams with a winning record.
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Fuck that big fat piece of shit in his fat asshole.
Towels don’t feel pain.
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Kevin Dyson, one yard short. Just felt Tennessee fans needed to be reminded.
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
The Steelers are 5-4 against teams with a winning record? That’s some scary stuff. I’m sure everyone is shaking at the thought of going up against that incredible offense.
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:15 pm
As opposed to the robust 3-7 record that the Fudge Packers had entering tonight’s game? Go jack it into your Favre jersey.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 am
That game would have been totally different if they had flagged the Titants all the times that Harrison was held. Plus, the game didn’t really mean anything, because we will just play them in the playoffs again anyway. In any event, you are all just jealous because we won 4 SBs 30 years ago.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:46 am
whine about the goddamn towel you steel city fucks,its better lenwhale white stomping a towel on the sidelines than fat albert stomping your center’s fucking melon.
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:34 am
It’s always smart to gloat in week 16. Who is your team again Col. Caveman?
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:01 am
Is the dialect of “Chris Johnson” that you speak some kind of abortion of the English language? There is practically an error for every two words that you typed in that post.
December 23rd, 2008 at 6:33 am
@ Frodo:
“Faggot Steeler fans assume that they’ll meet the Titans in the playoffs again. With their track record of underachieving, I’d wait until you actually get there before you talk getting “revenge” for this stupid towel”
Of course the guy calling himself Frodo seven years after science mercifully found a cure for LOTR fever is an expert on who is and is not a faggot. Sorry Steeler fans, we are all wrong and gay. Thanks for taking time away from sharing a bowl of dick soup with Samwise to clear that up for us.
Listen, we fucking blew on Sunday. We deserved the loss. However stomping the legacy of Myron Cope into a snowy mudpuddle so shortly after death stomped Myron into a mudpuddle of his own is not cool. I bet if Frodo’s favorite Ladies’ Field Hockey team the Chatham Crew Cuts had a pair of their signature underwear with dickholes in them defaced in such a way, he’d be totally pissed.
Also, Bill Cowher broke Jeff Fisher’s leg.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
Hey man, field hockey players are usually hot (basing that off of one college experience). I think it’s rugby players you were trying to insult.
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend’s Tits scorn would be more potent if he didn’t change his commenting name after his team lost to the Steelers.
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:47 pm
MoshPitt, I was also basing that off of one college experience so I can’t fault you there. My apologies to any hot field hockey players who may stumble across this in the future. I only meant to insinuate that your sport sucked by stating thatt Frodo enjoyed it, I didn’t mean to call you all ugly on top of that.
I just get so mad sometimes that my hate runneth over…
December 24th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Remember that one time Tennessee made it to the Super Bowl?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpYbRxgAAwo
January 12th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Oh… Stomp on our towel. Go right on ahead. bad things happen to those who disrespect the power of the Terrible Towel.
Like, for example, the TITANS GETTING KNOCKED OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS. Bwhahahahahahahaa
And by the Ravens… wow, you really do suck.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Every time i come here I am not dissapointed, nice post