Coaches Who Should Have Been Fired Long Ago And Might Finally Get the Ax Now. WHO YA GOT?
In a just world, this would not only be the last time either of these godheads of incompetence would appear as a head coach on an NFL sideline as the two would be laid out before wheat threshers after the game, but considering how long the Chiefs and the Bengals hate their respective fans, that may not be the case. Hell, they might even be back next year. But let’s pretend this is their respective swan song and they’re gonna get a little crazy. In that case, WHO YA GOT?
Herm Edwards______________Marvin Lewis
What’d He Get His Kid for Christmas?
Lil’ Bastards Choking Kit______________Grenade (pin sold separately)
Will deliver resignation
Attached to flaming arrow_______________Written on bomb (doesn’t detonate)
Shining Achievement with Present Team
One-and-done in playoffs in 2006______One-and-done in playoffs in 2005
Harold Pinter and Eartha Kitt died. Since they come in threes…
Me next!_____________________No, me!
With him gone
That clears the way for more Schottenheimer choking_________Ocho loses a comedy foil
Further degradation
None! He somehow outlasted Carl Peterson________Gets less interesting disrespectful questions than Rod Marinelli
Finishing Move
Seppuku________________Hara-kiri (But still given an extension by Mike Brown afterward)
Tags: bad coaches, marvin and ocho, who ya got?, xmas ape
December 26th, 2008 at 8:36 am
Jets fans are finally thankful Herm screwed them! This is such a hard choice, especially with a chance they both stay put.
I say Lewis.
December 26th, 2008 at 9:22 am
Is it possible for them to both lose? I say yes.
December 26th, 2008 at 10:16 am
1. It’s hara-kiri.
2. Hara-kiri and seppuku are the same thing.
December 26th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Racists.
December 26th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Hari-kari is an alternate spelling. http://www.answers.com/topic/seppuku-1
Hara-kiri and seppuku are the same thing.
That’s the joke, pedantic dickhead.
December 26th, 2008 at 10:47 am
But how would they feed thier families? Not going to get a job in the NCAA….
December 26th, 2008 at 11:53 am
they’ll get jobs again. Look at Schottenheimer. BTW, no one is calling for Dungy’s job so this was not really ‘racist’ per se. However, Mangini certainly sucks after his massive fade as well as Norv Turner. There’s plenty of sucking going on…HH@showoffsports.com
December 26th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I hope Herm doesn’t go. If he isn’t around, yelling “you play to win the game!!!” at coaches who don’t go for it on 4th when they should just won’t be the same. But who knows, maybe he gets the job in Detroit – it would be appropriate
December 26th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Sorry to say, they’ve been beaten to the #3 spot. RIP, Vito’s boyfriend.
December 27th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I hope you realize that I regard “pedantic dickhead” as a term of endearment.
/trying to put three years of Japanese to good use