Comments on: Coach Cowher Has a Lengthy List of Demands For His Next Employer

By: Rocco

Rocco — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:38:23 +0000

Nice to see Buffalo mentioned in the comments. Obviously someone hasn’t done their homework on Ralph Wilson Hiring Practices 101. That cheap bastard won’t pay anyone.

Doesn’t Seattle have a “Head Coach in Waiting” named, or whatever that Rooney Rule loophole is called?

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:06:47 +0000

BTW, I apologize for my earlier post being sensible and thoughtful, specially for early Wednesday morning.

I shall now add more dick and fart jokes.

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:05:56 +0000

I actually heard Cowher’s voice while reading all of that…complete with Shannon Sharpe yelling in the background.

And here’s a dark horse for Cowher: Houston. It’s in the AFC, but South. Tony Dungy’s leaving, the Jags are a joke. So it’s just him vs Jeff Fisher (the Chin vs the ‘Stache). Young team with a young D. Andre Johnson. Steve Slaton.

Oh wait…Matt Schaub or Sage Rosenfels as QB. Cowher would crush them both with his chin.

By: Rhymenocerous

Rhymenocerous — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:48:20 +0000

Hey Orange eat a dick.

By: claude balls

claude balls — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:41:33 +0000

There’s no way the Yorks go after Cowher, not with Singletary motivating the team to play up to and beyond its talent level. Not with the way Singletary has Martz behaving responsibly. Not with the way the fanbase has responded to Singletary. Not with the way the players love Singletary and want to succeed for him. Ignoring all of that and going after Cowher simply because he is a big name would be disloyal, ignorant, short-sighted, reckless and just plain stupid.

Welcome to San Francisco Coach Chin.

By: Booby Miles

Booby Miles — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:38:33 +0000

He’d fit well in Philly. Reid’s gone when he fails to make the playoffs. No pressure in Filthadelphia either because they are used to getting there hopes up only to have them crushed by some sucktastic event of biblical proportion.

By: Favre's Next Interception

Favre's Next Interception — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:34:21 +0000

Cowher also demands twice daily chin polishings and a spittle caddy.

By: Ryno

Ryno — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:17:59 +0000

I have no affiliation with the Steelers and I am surely not a yinzer. However, I do miss him storming the sidelines in playoff games. Nobody knew how to throw a challange flag farther than Cowher and when he was upset with a call, the entire field knew it. A friend whose sister played AAU basketball traveled with the team into Pittsburgh for a tournament and Cowher was there watching one of his daughters play. Apparently it was just as entertaining to watch Cowher scream about fouls and traveling calls. He didn’t let down his intensity even though he wasn’t coaching.

/juts out chin

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:01:32 +0000

Not enough chin action in this post…

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:40:53 +0000

If Cowher wants a challenge, take the Seattle job AND keep Brian Russell as a starting safety.

Now that’s what I’d call fighting with one hand tied behind your back.