Look, if you had one shot — one opportunity — to take an illegal handgun into a night club, then shoot yourself in the leg to jeopardize your multi-million-dollar contract, then spend 90 minutes trying to find a hospital that will treat your wound discreetly, then give that hospital a fake name and say the incident happened at an Applebee’s…
One moment.
Would you capture it… or just let it slip?
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Fabulous submission! Great information about this issue. Without a doubt the latest bookmark.
Are you going to get one?
RIP brit!
Perfect!!!
That is fucking genius LSUFreek, fucking genius.
Gotta love Sunday’s game. While Perplexico is nursing his retarded-ass wound, the Redskins are honoring the death of one of their players who was shot and killed by some lowlife wannabe gangsta.
What’s Strahan doing hanging with Harris Smith and Ronde Barber’s brother? I thought he was Siamese Twins with Jared From Subway.
(Best photoshop ever. Assuming it’s photoshop and not real life captured by security cameras outside the Latin Quarter.)
Stupidity thy name is Plaxico.
You would think a wide receiver in the NFL would have some concept of a “safety.”
Some Arena League team is going to be very happy about 4 years from now. Unless of course Plax learns something about himself in the can and decides to live out his days as a tranny hooker on the streets of New Orleans. Then that Arena team is shit out of luck.
Christmas gift suggestion: Kevlar sweatpants.
CC, are you suggesting Plax fumbled his gun because his palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy?
Grimey wins once again. Made me laugh out loud.
Tiki never even flinches while Strahan is ducking like a bitch. Who’s gangsta now GapStarr?
i guess he didn’t learn to shoot in the marine corps
Where’s Antonio Pierce? Oh that’s right, breaking the law as well, but off camera, and somehow getting away with it.
Osi Loves Applebees, cause it gives him the power to poop like a rhino.
@ Ryno
Tyler Florance has a penchant for dressing up crappy food with even crappier sauces.
Grimey wins
+1 Grimey
Thinking of changing my fantasy squad name to “Plax’s Owie Spot” for the playoff stretch.
Thanks for the morning pickmeup
I still contend Ray Lewis was some how involved…
…Which brings me to this – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XZDzOGFXts
Still makes me laugh.
BRILLIANT!
On a semi-related note – I’d rather be shot in a leg than eat at an Applebee’s.
That Tyler Florance and his zesty flavor combinations and boyish good looks really grind my gears.
EVERYBODY IN THE TWO-ONE-TWO /
RAISE YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN HANDS AND SAY “PEW PEW PEW”
Ben has shot himself many times playing Call of Duty 4
Needs more “Pew Pew Pew”
Where was OJ during all of this? If he wasn’t in jail, the real killers never would have tried to shoot Plaxico.
Hell, Nah. I don’t needs no license. Sheet, I’m Plax!
Eli keeps his guns in his holsters on his belt.
Of course they’re plastic with a red cap on them.
+1 for this bit of hilarity
The fuck are you smilin’ at, Tiki?
I’d shoot myself if I got to bang Brittany Murphy in that movie.
Belie ‘dat!