Cheddar Plax Demonstrates Handgun Safety 101
Look, if you had one shot — one opportunity — to take an illegal handgun into a night club, then shoot yourself in the leg to jeopardize your multi-million-dollar contract, then spend 90 minutes trying to find a hospital that will treat your wound discreetly, then give that hospital a fake name and say the incident happened at an Applebee’s…
One moment.
Would you capture it… or just let it slip?
(image by the always awesome LSUFreek)
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December 1st, 2008 at 11:26 am
I’d shoot myself if I got to bang Brittany Murphy in that movie.
Belie ‘dat!
December 1st, 2008 at 11:26 am
The fuck are you smilin’ at, Tiki?
December 1st, 2008 at 11:32 am
+1 for this bit of hilarity
December 1st, 2008 at 11:34 am
Eli keeps his guns in his holsters on his belt.
Of course they’re plastic with a red cap on them.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:39 am
Hell, Nah. I don’t needs no license. Sheet, I’m Plax!
December 1st, 2008 at 11:39 am
Where was OJ during all of this? If he wasn’t in jail, the real killers never would have tried to shoot Plaxico.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:41 am
Needs more “Pew Pew Pew”
December 1st, 2008 at 11:42 am
Ben has shot himself many times playing Call of Duty 4
December 1st, 2008 at 11:45 am
EVERYBODY IN THE TWO-ONE-TWO /
RAISE YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN HANDS AND SAY “PEW PEW PEW”
December 1st, 2008 at 11:52 am
On a semi-related note – I’d rather be shot in a leg than eat at an Applebee’s.
That Tyler Florance and his zesty flavor combinations and boyish good looks really grind my gears.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:52 am
BRILLIANT!
December 1st, 2008 at 11:57 am
I still contend Ray Lewis was some how involved…
…Which brings me to this – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XZDzOGFXts
Still makes me laugh.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:58 am
Thanks for the morning pickmeup
December 1st, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Thinking of changing my fantasy squad name to “Plax’s Owie Spot” for the playoff stretch.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:03 pm
+1 Grimey
December 1st, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Grimey wins
December 1st, 2008 at 12:09 pm
@ Ryno
Tyler Florance has a penchant for dressing up crappy food with even crappier sauces.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Osi Loves Applebees, cause it gives him the power to poop like a rhino.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Where’s Antonio Pierce? Oh that’s right, breaking the law as well, but off camera, and somehow getting away with it.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:25 pm
i guess he didn’t learn to shoot in the marine corps
December 1st, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Grimey wins once again. Made me laugh out loud.
Tiki never even flinches while Strahan is ducking like a bitch. Who’s gangsta now GapStarr?
December 1st, 2008 at 12:32 pm
CC, are you suggesting Plax fumbled his gun because his palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy?
December 1st, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Christmas gift suggestion: Kevlar sweatpants.
December 1st, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Some Arena League team is going to be very happy about 4 years from now. Unless of course Plax learns something about himself in the can and decides to live out his days as a tranny hooker on the streets of New Orleans. Then that Arena team is shit out of luck.
December 1st, 2008 at 1:03 pm
You would think a wide receiver in the NFL would have some concept of a “safety.”
December 1st, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Stupidity thy name is Plaxico.
December 1st, 2008 at 2:39 pm
What’s Strahan doing hanging with Harris Smith and Ronde Barber’s brother? I thought he was Siamese Twins with Jared From Subway.
(Best photoshop ever. Assuming it’s photoshop and not real life captured by security cameras outside the Latin Quarter.)
December 1st, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Gotta love Sunday’s game. While Perplexico is nursing his retarded-ass wound, the Redskins are honoring the death of one of their players who was shot and killed by some lowlife wannabe gangsta.
December 1st, 2008 at 3:10 pm
That is fucking genius LSUFreek, fucking genius.
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:19 am
Perfect!!!
December 20th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
RIP brit!