Comments on: Belated Breaking News: Random Quarterback To Marry Portuguese-Speaking Bulimic

By: Captain Flunky

Captain Flunky — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:14:44 +0000

Nice. BradyBundch FTW.

By: WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo

WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:33:57 +0000

BradyBundch

By: Captain Flunky

Captain Flunky — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:24:42 +0000

So what would the celebrity name contraction for this couple be? Tosele? Gisom?

By: bam33

bam33 — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:02:30 +0000

@FNI – Nazi cell

By: Favre's Next Interception

Favre's Next Interception — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 14:30:25 +0000

Bellichick, Brady , Bundchen, Welkah, Cassel, McDaniel, Light and Vrabel. Is this a football team or a Nazi cell?

By: bam33

bam33 — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 14:08:06 +0000

On the Aryan tip: Both were blonde as children………..

By: bam33

bam33 — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 12:40:29 +0000

Finally…………… some fuckin football news.

Thank GOD!!!

I thought this KSK was turning into “The View” for fat jews………….. but this piece of football related news reassures me that it is all in my cir-cum-sized head.

By: C-Student

C-Student — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 09:00:11 +0000

what do you think the chances are of me being that “one last fling” she has at her bachelorette party the night before she ties the knot with tommy “the american dream” brady?

i’m 6′3″ 215 lbs. married and broke…but i like my chances.

By: DC

DC — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 05:21:54 +0000

Jeff Garcia still has the boobiest wife. So, there.

By: Barry Duffman

Barry Duffman — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 05:11:43 +0000

Gino:

Thank you for pointing all of this out. Although, if she is the uber-woman (sorry, I don’t know how to make umlauts), shouldn’t she be more blond and buxom, instead of brunette and skinny? Also, Tommy is not blond either, although I the ass-chin may offset the anti-blondness.