Comments on: Balteemore and TIXAS For the Subset of People Who Have Nothing to Do AND Have NFL Network http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/balteemore-and-tixas-for-the-subset-of-people-who-have-nothing-to-do-and-have-nfl-network.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:59:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Veenstra http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/balteemore-and-tixas-for-the-subset-of-people-who-have-nothing-to-do-and-have-nfl-network.html/comment-page-1#comment-273134 Veenstra Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:38:07 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8927#comment-273134 Which is useful for me, thank you for the information I need it for. In addition, would you like to find a foreign friend, make new friendships, to improve your language and to learn new cultures by unpaid system. Our goal is to help people all over the world who are looking for long-term, lasting friendship as their criteria. All transactions are given for free to find a friend. findforeignfriends.com or evlenecegim.com http://www.evlenecegim.com Which is useful for me, thank you for the information I need it for.
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]]> By: Get some DirecTV, Fuckstains http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/balteemore-and-tixas-for-the-subset-of-people-who-have-nothing-to-do-and-have-nfl-network.html/comment-page-1#comment-97089 Get some DirecTV, Fuckstains Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:28:30 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8927#comment-97089 Ok, can we stop bitching about not having the NFL Network on this blog? Ditch your shitty Comcast or whatever lame excuse you have for TV and get some DirecTV. A blog about the NFL and you guys don't even have the Sunday Ticket? Start a "get us poor KSK fucks some NFL Sunday Ticket" fundraiser or something already and quit your whining. There's really no excuse for a professional football fan. Ok, can we stop bitching about not having the NFL Network on this blog? Ditch your shitty Comcast or whatever lame excuse you have for TV and get some DirecTV. A blog about the NFL and you guys don’t even have the Sunday Ticket? Start a “get us poor KSK fucks some NFL Sunday Ticket” fundraiser or something already and quit your whining. There’s really no excuse for a professional football fan.

]]> By: Aron http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/balteemore-and-tixas-for-the-subset-of-people-who-have-nothing-to-do-and-have-nfl-network.html/comment-page-1#comment-93884 Aron Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:01:26 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8927#comment-93884 These fking idiots don't represent B'more, go watch The Wire and you'll all be kissing our asses again. These fking idiots don’t represent B’more, go watch The Wire and you’ll all be kissing our asses again.

]]> By: Mike Singletary's Pants http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/balteemore-and-tixas-for-the-subset-of-people-who-have-nothing-to-do-and-have-nfl-network.html/comment-page-1#comment-93299 Mike Singletary's Pants Sun, 21 Dec 2008 12:27:52 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8927#comment-93299 Pacman gon drank after this one. Oh yeah, Pacman gon drank. Also, O/U on Jessica ditching Homo is four months. I'll take the under thank you very much. Pacman gon drank after this one. Oh yeah, Pacman gon drank.

Also, O/U on Jessica ditching Homo is four months. I’ll take the under thank you very much.

]]> By: Stylist Mick http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/balteemore-and-tixas-for-the-subset-of-people-who-have-nothing-to-do-and-have-nfl-network.html/comment-page-1#comment-93298 Stylist Mick Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:15:14 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8927#comment-93298 Same year. Same old way of completely fucking up in December. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLMHMhkdy2Q Same year. Same old way of completely fucking up in December.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLMHMhkdy2Q

]]> By: mini dagger http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/balteemore-and-tixas-for-the-subset-of-people-who-have-nothing-to-do-and-have-nfl-network.html/comment-page-1#comment-93296 mini dagger Sun, 21 Dec 2008 08:20:03 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8927#comment-93296 i hope next weeks wade and jerry is just the goat video, lsufreak'ed with double j's head on the monkey and wade's head on the goat. but then that mean's jj's chained to some higher power... /head explodes i hope next weeks wade and jerry is just the goat video, lsufreak’ed with double j’s head on the monkey and wade’s head on the goat. but then that mean’s jj’s chained to some higher power…

/head explodes

]]> By: Monkey Business http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/balteemore-and-tixas-for-the-subset-of-people-who-have-nothing-to-do-and-have-nfl-network.html/comment-page-1#comment-93295 Monkey Business Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:39:14 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8927#comment-93295 I don't wish ill will on a lot of teams. The Jaguars can eat a fucking dick because for whatever reason they always seem to save up just enough fight for the Colts to piss me off twice a season, but suck dick the other 15 weeks. I hated the Steelers until they shipped Joey Porter to Miami, where apparently he's been doing some mouf fixing and had to suffer through a 1-15 season. And I hated the Patriots, up until they had to go through 18-1 and Bernard Pollard torpedoing their season 7 minutes into their first game. Now they're just funny. I never really hated Baltimore, because the Colts have owned their asses for so long. I'd hate the Chargers, but then I remember how much amusement they've brought me visa KSK, and that they have Norv Turner as head coach. However, there are two teams I hate. I hate the Detroit Pistons for conspiring with David Stern to destroy the Pacers in 2005. WE SHOULD HAVE WON A FUCKING TITLE! REGGIE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIS RING! SONOFABITCH!. Ahem, sorry about that. The other team I hate is the Cowboys. I don't know why. I just have this irrational hatred of the Cowboys. Maybe it's the fact that they talk an awful lot for a team with as many playoff wins as the Lions in the last decade or so. Maybe it's that they jobbed Indy out of the Super Bowl in 2011 (yeah, we got it in 2012, but the world could end by then). Maybe it's that I have to suffer through inane bullshit about Tony Romo and TO and Witten and because God only knows if something happens to the Cowboys, Steelers, or Patriots, THE WHOLE WORLD MUST KNOW IMMEDIATELY. So yeah. Watching the Cowboys get bitchslapped on national TV and possibly miss the playoffs? This moment is so good, I want to marry it, and have a bunch of tiny moments with it. I don’t wish ill will on a lot of teams. The Jaguars can eat a fucking dick because for whatever reason they always seem to save up just enough fight for the Colts to piss me off twice a season, but suck dick the other 15 weeks. I hated the Steelers until they shipped Joey Porter to Miami, where apparently he’s been doing some mouf fixing and had to suffer through a 1-15 season. And I hated the Patriots, up until they had to go through 18-1 and Bernard Pollard torpedoing their season 7 minutes into their first game. Now they’re just funny. I never really hated Baltimore, because the Colts have owned their asses for so long. I’d hate the Chargers, but then I remember how much amusement they’ve brought me visa KSK, and that they have Norv Turner as head coach.

However, there are two teams I hate. I hate the Detroit Pistons for conspiring with David Stern to destroy the Pacers in 2005. WE SHOULD HAVE WON A FUCKING TITLE! REGGIE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIS RING! SONOFABITCH!. Ahem, sorry about that.

The other team I hate is the Cowboys. I don’t know why. I just have this irrational hatred of the Cowboys. Maybe it’s the fact that they talk an awful lot for a team with as many playoff wins as the Lions in the last decade or so. Maybe it’s that they jobbed Indy out of the Super Bowl in 2011 (yeah, we got it in 2012, but the world could end by then). Maybe it’s that I have to suffer through inane bullshit about Tony Romo and TO and Witten and because God only knows if something happens to the Cowboys, Steelers, or Patriots, THE WHOLE WORLD MUST KNOW IMMEDIATELY.

So yeah. Watching the Cowboys get bitchslapped on national TV and possibly miss the playoffs? This moment is so good, I want to marry it, and have a bunch of tiny moments with it.

]]> By: foxxy brown http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/balteemore-and-tixas-for-the-subset-of-people-who-have-nothing-to-do-and-have-nfl-network.html/comment-page-1#comment-93290 foxxy brown Sun, 21 Dec 2008 05:37:03 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8927#comment-93290 i'm hoping their shitty performance, felony record and locker room bitchery follows them to their new stadium. Fuck Texas Stadium. Blow that bitch up, burn the earth, salt it. repeat. Merry Christmas. i’m hoping their shitty performance, felony record and locker room bitchery follows them to their new stadium. Fuck Texas Stadium. Blow that bitch up, burn the earth, salt it. repeat.

Merry Christmas.

]]> By: Slash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/balteemore-and-tixas-for-the-subset-of-people-who-have-nothing-to-do-and-have-nfl-network.html/comment-page-1#comment-93288 Slash Sun, 21 Dec 2008 05:31:57 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8927#comment-93288 I suppose that shitty-ass joke will follow the Cowboys to their new billion-dollar stadium. It has a retractable roof. I suppose that shitty-ass joke will follow the Cowboys to their new billion-dollar stadium. It has a retractable roof.

]]> By: Duke of Madness http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/balteemore-and-tixas-for-the-subset-of-people-who-have-nothing-to-do-and-have-nfl-network.html/comment-page-1#comment-93287 Duke of Madness Sun, 21 Dec 2008 05:10:51 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8927#comment-93287 Sad Wade on post-game. Can't wait to see what JJ and Garrett have to say to him about this one... Sad Wade on post-game. Can’t wait to see what JJ and Garrett have to say to him about this one…

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