An Epic Day for Schadenfreude
12.28.08
The Cowboys are in the process of being, to quote Emmitt Smiff, “blowed out.” Ben Roethlisberger was hurt (grrrr), the Patriots are on the verge of being eliminated with an 11-5 record. The Bucs lost to the Raiders. Detroit is 0-16. And the era of Favre is drawing to a close.
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Oh folks, it gets even worse for the great Cowboy Nation. 1st ballot Smile of Fame Tony Romo collapsed in the locker room shower.
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/12/tony-romo-collapsed-in-the-shower.html
Favre’s just a gunslinger, having fun out there-John Madden.
and i hear that t.o. didnt throw any sort of fit at the presser.that really pisses me off. i was counting on it 100% that he would have an onfield meltdown in philly or pull a vince young and refuse to go back out on the field.at least a little misplaced blame to the media afterward,but i get nothing.could be the calm before the storm,aka a long offseason full of QB Queer-calling,Driveway Sit-Upping,and Lortab Overdosing.T.O. should be forever doomed to play for the lions
@ Jizzthrasher
“The Eagles didn’t just win – they won.”
Yes, I actually considered driving to Philadelphia on a mission to cockpunch Joe Buck at that point.
Somewhere in the deep south, Joey Harrington is thanking sweet baby Jesus that he’s not Detroit’s scapegoat anymore…
Coach Reid also thanked the Raiders and the Texans. +1, Andy.
On Sunday Countdown today, Keyshawn basically said that Favre was gonna shit the bed. Berman said that there’s no way it was gonna happen. Keyshawn pushed and said that there’s at least a chance he will. Berman wouldn’t even admit that that chance existed. Keyshawn then basically called Berman an asshole.
Anyone else catch that this morning? Can we get the video?
Favre runs off without shaking hands with Pennington. Never thought I’d see the day when New York fans were cassier than New York players.
Fuck Favre. The Dolphins just won the division and they show that pantywaste running off the field and not shaking Pennington’s hand.
HAH HAW!
“…from then on, it was literally all Eagles.”
- Joe Buck
Misuse of “literally” is yet another reason to hate Joe Buck
AHAHAHAHA, Favre got his shit rocked.
Suck on it, Boston. Suck on it, New York. Suck.On.That.
It’s party time.
Before Pats fans start with their months of “It’s nawt fayuh!!” wabbering, the Broncos missed the playoffs in 1985 with an 11-5 record, too.
Yes, the NFL did exist before 2001.
BOOOOOOOOO. BOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(pick six please)
Farvah on the sidelines for the final 17 seconds. Just better and better.
SWEET! Benched Favre tastes delicious.
“The Eagles didn’t just win – they won.”
That’s why Joe Buck is the worst announcer in the history of professional sports.
99 yards in 17 seconds, Brett.
Aaaaaaaand GO!
@ Otto
That Red Zone Channel does kick ass, and today you don’t need a commercial to see Favre shit his Real. Comfortable. Jeans.
If you listen closely, you can hear, off in the distance, cries of…..
“FACK YOU FAAAAAAHHHHHHHHVE!!”
Nantz forgot most INTS.
FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE!
Greatest day ever, people.
Please don’t let the Jets have the ball again. That final pass summed up Favre perfectly.
CBS sports ticker still shows NFC 6th seed as DAL/PHI.
Too early to call?
Even better, they cut away from the dagger being thrust in Farvedom to show the end of the Ravens game, where the studio guy reminds me of how they shitcanned Billick’s dead weight and then soared to the playoffs.
Woohooo Ravens!
Bah: “…good stuff….” Need more booze.
I’m watching DirecTV’s Red Zone channel, Gino, so it’s just an unbroken stream of awesomeness. Romo fumbles, and they immediately cut to Farve throwing a pick, and then cut back just in time to show Romo fumble again.
Pennington’s done some good suffer, but Brett Favre: possibly Miami’s biggest asset today.
Too be fair, his target WAS wide open.
It’s such a glorious day in the NFL that even the commercials just don’t seem so bad.
Brett Farve’s tears are delicious.
FAVRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FAVRE!
ESPNNews’s Kevin Connors: “We’ll have complete coverage of the post-game press conferences, including Wade Phillips, Tony Romo, and..of course…T.O.”
Eric Allen: “Hahahaha.”
Even tWWL is waiting for the inevitable T.O. meltdown.
Oh, da Bears. TB hands them a playoff spot on a fucking platter, and can they take advantage?
Fuck and no. /BDD
Longtime ‘Skins fan and Cowboy hater + Romo’s Epic Collaspe = Me watching Brian Dawkins flail his arms around during the Iggle’s crappy song and NOT wanting to kill my TV.
Good Times!
//Be sure to throw batteries at T.O. on the way out of the Linc. Why yes, I am bitter. Thanks for asking.
Romo close to crying
They’re mixing some Kool Aid cocktails in Jerry Jonestown.
Well, see, both Cutlerfucker and Marmalard are annoying. So casual fans win either way.
Now can the Dolphins stop Favre? I want to read Tawmmy’s tearful rant Monday morning, BDD.
I don’t care how big Jessica Simpson’s tits are there is on recovering from this for Romo.
A blumpkin from that bitch would be a start.
All topped off by watching Denver complete an epic shitting of pants. Luckily I’ll be blasted before the end of the game.
Or before the beginning.
shit shit shit.
Schadenfreude.
Those Germans have a word for everything.
Woa wait, you’re telling me that the great Tony Romo is choking in a big game??? Now I have seen it all!
Otto-
Tank has several guns-
the dog gun(when they aren’t listening)
the bitch gun(‘nough said)
his gun(settling business with a Mexican)
The tension is thick awaiting another Romo turnover.
Interception?
Fumble?
Whatever you do, STAY OUT of the Cowboys’ barber shop tomorrow.
Wade & Jerry’s next episode is going to be fucking epic.
I really want McNabb to flip T.O. the bird as he walks off the field.
also, Fox is going to have to cut away to Washington – San Fran, right?
Right, doug. Tank Johnson only has one gun in his trunk.
Wtf are any of the Eagles’ starters doing in this game?
The Big Lead and Troy Aikman both still think they’re the most talented team in history. They also watch Gossip Girl together.
Apparently, one of Reid’s fat babies fell of his arm and landed in the stands waving his arms.
Tank Johnson just went to his car’s trunk to get his gun.