An Epic Day for Schadenfreude
The Cowboys are in the process of being, to quote Emmitt Smiff, “blowed out.” Ben Roethlisberger was hurt (grrrr), the Patriots are on the verge of being eliminated with an 11-5 record. The Bucs lost to the Raiders. Detroit is 0-16. And the era of Favre is drawing to a close.
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December 28th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Tank Johnson just went to his car’s trunk to get his gun.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Apparently, one of Reid’s fat babies fell of his arm and landed in the stands waving his arms.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
The Big Lead and Troy Aikman both still think they’re the most talented team in history. They also watch Gossip Girl together.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Wtf are any of the Eagles’ starters doing in this game?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Right, doug. Tank Johnson only has one gun in his trunk.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
also, Fox is going to have to cut away to Washington – San Fran, right?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Wade & Jerry’s next episode is going to be fucking epic.
I really want McNabb to flip T.O. the bird as he walks off the field.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Whatever you do, STAY OUT of the Cowboys’ barber shop tomorrow.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
The tension is thick awaiting another Romo turnover.
Interception?
Fumble?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Otto-
Tank has several guns-
the dog gun(when they aren’t listening)
the bitch gun(’nough said)
his gun(settling business with a Mexican)
December 28th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Woa wait, you’re telling me that the great Tony Romo is choking in a big game??? Now I have seen it all!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Schadenfreude.
Those Germans have a word for everything.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
shit shit shit.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
All topped off by watching Denver complete an epic shitting of pants. Luckily I’ll be blasted before the end of the game.
Or before the beginning.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
I don’t care how big Jessica Simpson’s tits are there is on recovering from this for Romo.
A blumpkin from that bitch would be a start.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Now can the Dolphins stop Favre? I want to read Tawmmy’s tearful rant Monday morning, BDD.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Well, see, both Cutlerfucker and Marmalard are annoying. So casual fans win either way.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
They’re mixing some Kool Aid cocktails in Jerry Jonestown.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Romo close to crying
December 28th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Longtime ‘Skins fan and Cowboy hater + Romo’s Epic Collaspe = Me watching Brian Dawkins flail his arms around during the Iggle’s crappy song and NOT wanting to kill my TV.
Good Times!
//Be sure to throw batteries at T.O. on the way out of the Linc. Why yes, I am bitter. Thanks for asking.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Oh, da Bears. TB hands them a playoff spot on a fucking platter, and can they take advantage?
Fuck and no. /BDD
December 28th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
ESPNNews’s Kevin Connors: “We’ll have complete coverage of the post-game press conferences, including Wade Phillips, Tony Romo, and..of course…T.O.”
Eric Allen: “Hahahaha.”
Even tWWL is waiting for the inevitable T.O. meltdown.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FAVRE!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
FAVRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Brett Farve’s tears are delicious.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
It’s such a glorious day in the NFL that even the commercials just don’t seem so bad.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Too be fair, his target WAS wide open.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Pennington’s done some good suffer, but Brett Favre: possibly Miami’s biggest asset today.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
I’m watching DirecTV’s Red Zone channel, Gino, so it’s just an unbroken stream of awesomeness. Romo fumbles, and they immediately cut to Farve throwing a pick, and then cut back just in time to show Romo fumble again.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Bah: “…good stuff….” Need more booze.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Woohooo Ravens!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Even better, they cut away from the dagger being thrust in Farvedom to show the end of the Ravens game, where the studio guy reminds me of how they shitcanned Billick’s dead weight and then soared to the playoffs.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
CBS sports ticker still shows NFC 6th seed as DAL/PHI.
Too early to call?
December 28th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Please don’t let the Jets have the ball again. That final pass summed up Favre perfectly.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Greatest day ever, people.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Nantz forgot most INTS.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
If you listen closely, you can hear, off in the distance, cries of…..
“FACK YOU FAAAAAAHHHHHHHHVE!!”
December 28th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
@ Otto
That Red Zone Channel does kick ass, and today you don’t need a commercial to see Favre shit his Real. Comfortable. Jeans.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
99 yards in 17 seconds, Brett.
Aaaaaaaand GO!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
“The Eagles didn’t just win – they won.”
That’s why Joe Buck is the worst announcer in the history of professional sports.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
SWEET! Benched Favre tastes delicious.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Farvah on the sidelines for the final 17 seconds. Just better and better.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
BOOOOOOOOO. BOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(pick six please)
December 28th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Before Pats fans start with their months of “It’s nawt fayuh!!” wabbering, the Broncos missed the playoffs in 1985 with an 11-5 record, too.
Yes, the NFL did exist before 2001.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Suck on it, Boston. Suck on it, New York. Suck.On.That.
It’s party time.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
AHAHAHAHA, Favre got his shit rocked.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
“…from then on, it was literally all Eagles.”
- Joe Buck
Misuse of “literally” is yet another reason to hate Joe Buck
December 28th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
HAH HAW!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Fuck Favre. The Dolphins just won the division and they show that pantywaste running off the field and not shaking Pennington’s hand.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Favre runs off without shaking hands with Pennington. Never thought I’d see the day when New York fans were cassier than New York players.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
On Sunday Countdown today, Keyshawn basically said that Favre was gonna shit the bed. Berman said that there’s no way it was gonna happen. Keyshawn pushed and said that there’s at least a chance he will. Berman wouldn’t even admit that that chance existed. Keyshawn then basically called Berman an asshole.
Anyone else catch that this morning? Can we get the video?
December 28th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Coach Reid also thanked the Raiders and the Texans. +1, Andy.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Somewhere in the deep south, Joey Harrington is thanking sweet baby Jesus that he’s not Detroit’s scapegoat anymore…
December 28th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
@ Jizzthrasher
“The Eagles didn’t just win – they won.”
Yes, I actually considered driving to Philadelphia on a mission to cockpunch Joe Buck at that point.
December 28th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
and i hear that t.o. didnt throw any sort of fit at the presser.that really pisses me off. i was counting on it 100% that he would have an onfield meltdown in philly or pull a vince young and refuse to go back out on the field.at least a little misplaced blame to the media afterward,but i get nothing.could be the calm before the storm,aka a long offseason full of QB Queer-calling,Driveway Sit-Upping,and Lortab Overdosing.T.O. should be forever doomed to play for the lions
December 28th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Favre’s just a gunslinger, having fun out there-John Madden.
December 29th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Oh folks, it gets even worse for the great Cowboy Nation. 1st ballot Smile of Fame Tony Romo collapsed in the locker room shower.
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/12/tony-romo-collapsed-in-the-shower.html