Comments on: Always Be Covering: This is how we do it in the ‘nati

By: Tom A

Tom A — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 08:07:34 +0000

MORE sneaky Hi-Tek and Kweli reference’s please!

By: HappyGoJacky

HappyGoJacky — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:26:56 +0000

Speaking of Terrible-Towel sweaters, a friend of mine got crafty a few weeks back (check profile photo):

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=780921309

By: smurphette

smurphette — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:54:36 +0000

Somebody has to put Baltimore in their place

If by “put them in their place” you mean dish them a 28-point beat-down, then the Colts already did.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:16:00 +0000

I have decided that NFL cheerleading outfits add about 30 IQ points and 5 years because those girls all look like slightly retarded high school freshmen.

It’s actually because when they’re wearing their cheerleading outfits, you never, EVER look at their faces. Hard to guess a girl’s IQ from staring at her ass and wondering if you can see her snatch if she’d just move an extra inch…ahhhhh.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:13:18 +0000

“Get fucked long and hard by a gigantic metal pneumatic cock.”

Hey, you have that fetish too? CDgirls is awesome.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:11:13 +0000

Those girls would look much better holding my gun. If ya know what I mean!

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:42:22 +0000

They look good for Ohio girls.

A statement which ranks right up there with “You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.”

By: Sanchez

Sanchez — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:29:49 +0000

Hmm… vengeful God? That means any bet I make will lose right? I take the 49′ers over the Phish.

/What are you gonna do God? Huh? What are you gonna do?

By: Trader Rick

Trader Rick — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:19:01 +0000

It’s -7 you wanted in the ‘skins game, big fella.

By: Zack

Zack — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:09:45 +0000

Picks for this week:
Detroit (+17) – That’s too many points for any team to cover, especially one who’s pulled all its starters by the third quarter and doesn’t give a shit about their opponent. The Lions score a late touchdown to cover through the backdoor, witnessed only by the groundskeeping crew.
Houston (+3) – Tennessee doesn’t have anything to play for, haven’t faced a quality opponent in weeks, and Houston has been red-hot lately.
Philadelphia (-14) – They’ll want to put on a show for their home crowd and lock down their shot at the playoffs.
Oakland (+6.5) – “Really? But Oakland sucks! They’re really really awful. Everyone knows that…” And you think Vegas doesn’t know that you’re thinking that way? Just remember the Jets game.