Well it’s week 14 and as of this morning my Bodog account is down $.20. So much like Pusha T after a particularly active night out in Virginia Beach, it’s time to re-up. But before we get to all of the fun gambling stuff, I’d like to present you with two very different music videos. The first, an original Sean Taylor tribute song presented by 93.9 WKYS, features an unreal lineup of singers and rappers highlighted by the likes of Raheem DeVaughn, Big G of Backyard Band (aka Slim Charles), the soon to be legendary Wale, and Miss Kim of Rare Essence. The track is produced by Jamil Face Johnson, and it is fucking amazing.
Now granted, that wasn’t all that “humorous” (setting aside the line that references the Michael Pittman spitting incident), so I’ll follow up with what might very well be the funniest music video ever created. I don’t know who these people are, but they make me extremely aroused.
That just happened.
On to the picks!
Indianapolis -14 vs. Cincinnati
Hey, I finally learned how to spell Cincinnati!
Philadelphia +7.5 at New York
There is far too much dick sucking going on in the Meadowlands these days. Oh and FYI, Antonio Pierce stashed the gun in the ski slope in that stupid fucking Xanadu thing knowing full well that it will never actually open to the public.
Atlanta and New Orleans OVER 51
It’s like rooting for both teams!
Pittsburgh -3 vs. Dallas
Hey Romo, you thought that pinkie injury hurt? The Steelers are going to tear your fucking arms off.
That’s all for this week, enjoy the games and stay sexy out there.
Second video via ShareBro Spencer.
I want more like this!
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