Always Be Covering: Especially When You Have to Re-Up
Well it’s week 14 and as of this morning my Bodog account is down $.20. So much like Pusha T after a particularly active night out in Virginia Beach, it’s time to re-up. But before we get to all of the fun gambling stuff, I’d like to present you with two very different music videos. The first, an original Sean Taylor tribute song presented by 93.9 WKYS, features an unreal lineup of singers and rappers highlighted by the likes of Raheem DeVaughn, Big G of Backyard Band (aka Slim Charles), the soon to be legendary Wale, and Miss Kim of Rare Essence. The track is produced by Jamil Face Johnson, and it is fucking amazing.
Now granted, that wasn’t all that “humorous” (setting aside the line that references the Michael Pittman spitting incident), so I’ll follow up with what might very well be the funniest music video ever created. I don’t know who these people are, but they make me extremely aroused.
That just happened.
On to the picks!
Indianapolis -14 vs. Cincinnati
Hey, I finally learned how to spell Cincinnati!
Philadelphia +7.5 at New York
There is far too much dick sucking going on in the Meadowlands these days. Oh and FYI, Antonio Pierce stashed the gun in the ski slope in that stupid fucking Xanadu thing knowing full well that it will never actually open to the public.
Atlanta and New Orleans OVER 51
It’s like rooting for both teams!
Pittsburgh -3 vs. Dallas
Hey Romo, you thought that pinkie injury hurt? The Steelers are going to tear your fucking arms off.
That’s all for this week, enjoy the games and stay sexy out there.
Second video via ShareBro Spencer.
Tags: Always Be Covering, degenerate behavior, Gambling, sexy friday, Unsilent Majority, youtubage
December 5th, 2008 at 11:16 am
I see why your account is at $.20!!
December 5th, 2008 at 11:16 am
I’m sorry Maj, I can’t hear you over the gay of that second video.
December 5th, 2008 at 11:19 am
That dude’s half pirate, half middle-ages mystical swordfighter dude, and ALL ROCKER!!
December 5th, 2008 at 11:20 am
I challenge that guy in the second video to a honor du-el
December 5th, 2008 at 11:21 am
I’m incredibly proud of myself for getting all the way to the 1:15 point of that video before I broke.
December 5th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Slim Charles, good actor, not very good rapper.
December 5th, 2008 at 11:22 am
BANG!! (Cheese is shot in the head by Slim Charles)
Slim Charles: That one was for Joe.
Random Drug Dealer: This sentimental motherfucker just cost us money!!
I miss The Wire
December 5th, 2008 at 11:22 am
No music video can match the hilarity of Garth Brooks’ Standing Outside the Fire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si1a4dz42tk
December 5th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Free Ookie- you missed a wicked boat explosion!
December 5th, 2008 at 11:30 am
UM, wicked? I think you’ve been reading Drew’s “Tommy from Quinzee” posts a little too much
December 5th, 2008 at 11:38 am
That Garth Brooks video has inspired me – to kill Garth Brooks if I ever get the chance.
December 5th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Sexy Friday off to a fine start. Thank you good man.
December 5th, 2008 at 11:40 am
That second video is of course the trailer for the new musical porno World of Whorecraft.
December 5th, 2008 at 11:41 am
You want to see a hilarious video? Look up “Dirt Nasty” on Youtube. That dude is teh ghay.
December 5th, 2008 at 11:41 am
that 2nd music video probably doubles as a trailer for any fantasy movie ever
December 5th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Maj – If there was any doubt about your sexual orientation, the second video just confirmed it for us. Thanks for coming out, you have our complete support.
December 5th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Slim and Bunk were the best parts of The Wire. I love some Bunk Moreland.
December 5th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Only a Skins fan wouldn’t think that Taylor rap song is gay.
December 5th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Thanks for starting Sexy Friday with the first pic – sort of the hot chick in a school girl uniform look….the boots just make it so complete.
*sighs
December 5th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
So now I know what comes up when you search “Out and proud and I just wanna dance!” on YouTube.
December 5th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
i don’t know which was worse, the inappropriate Sean Taylor tribute or the worst pantene commercial ever.
December 5th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
“There is far too much dick sucking going on in the Meadowlands these days.”
Peter King would disagree with you.
And Philly +7.5? Why not the Lions on the money line while you’re at it?
December 5th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Someone should have closed the window in the studio before they started filming the second video. Wind kept messing up that dude’s hair.
December 5th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I am quite certain that, although the other girls are confirming our first place status, the cheerleader in the back row is inviting me to come bang the Catholic out of her. That sly minx.
December 5th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
When are major league “cheerleaders” going to admit that they’re really just strippers who can’t show their tits? I have no problem with cheerleaders, just sayin’, when your group looks like a Britney Spears video, you’re not cheerleaders anymore.
I got only :24 into the last video. Way too gay for me, and I’m a chick. And it DOES look like a Pantene commercial.
December 5th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Maj is betting on Pittsburgh?
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 5th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Probably the world’s best argument for staying in school is lying shamelessly and implying that the women dancing around in scanty uniforms might just be representative of your experience if you stay on into college.
I don’t know what my point is, but who cares. Just ogle.
December 5th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
The little dance/hip swing/failure that happens between :22-:24 is fucking priceless and then it just gets beyond creepy.
And why not Tennessee to cover this weekend? Type “Ken Dorsey” into a Google Images search and the first thing you see is a photo of an armless Charlie Frye .. I like Mustache Fisher to figure that out pretty easily.
http://z.about.com/d/cleveland/1/0/X/T/-/-/Frye_Charlie.jpg
December 5th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
The Colts? I fell into that trap against the Browns. They have no offensive line, which means no running game and no deep passes. Their is to much pressure to be perfect when you have to throw 5 yard passes. If not for a few lucky breaks they would be under .500.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
The Colts have an O line. But Cleveland is better than their record. Also, Shaun Rogers against a rookie center is a bad matchup, even if Richards acquitted himself rather well.
I’m watching the Obama Girl videos. This could take up the whole afternoon.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Holy Shit- That Chris Owens guy, he works at my job at Warner Bros! He’s in charge of parking! My god, it’s totally him in every way shape and form, down to the hair!
I can’t wait to spread this around… thanks KSK!
December 5th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Which cost more in the second video, the “special” effects or the hair dresser bill?
December 5th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I’ve sent that Chris Owens video to everyone at work, the response is nuts. Only a few people knew that he was into music, one person saw the video and wouldn’t tell anyone about it because he didn’t want Chris to get made fun of.
Again, thanks KSK!
December 5th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
The week’s big picks – Houston +5.5, Tennessee -14, and Denver -9.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Lousy picks.
Pick Dallas over Pittsburgh. Still hasn’t sunk into Steeler fanboy’s heads that the Steelers are 1-2 against the NFC East so far this season and padded their schedule against the usual AFC garbage teams. Steelers are like the Pats last year: over-rated, big time. Just look at the margin of victory for the games they’ve won. They’ve barely squeeked by against so many bad teams that they probably lube themselves up before each game.
Pick Giants over Philadelphia
The Eagles are still a 6-5-1 team. A worse Giants team beat the Eagles both times last year. What makes you think they won’t repeat this season when they are rolling over opponents like a steamroller over dog shit?
The only picks I agree with are Indy and the over/under Falcons/Saints.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
There’s something so comforting about knowing you guys like Clipse too. Ahhhh. Exhale. Wamp wamp.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Still hasn’t sunk into Steeler fanboy’s heads that the Steelers are 1-2 against the NFC East so far this season and padded their schedule against the usual AFC garbage teams. Steelers are like the Pats last year: over-rated, big time. Just look at the margin of victory for the games they’ve won. They’ve barely squeeked by against so many bad teams that they probably lube themselves up before each game.
Didn’t Dallas squeak by Cincy at home even before Romo hurt his pwecious pinkie fingaw? Who’s barely beating garbage teams now?
December 5th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Razor Ramon Hard Gay fails to see what’s so gay about this shit. FOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And God, I would just happily die at the bottom of a pile with those four… girls.
December 5th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
That second video was something else. Ronni James Dio could slay that guy in a duel, though.
December 5th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
@skc
Hell hath no fury like a Christmas Ape’s homerism.
December 5th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I lasted the entire second video. And I call that courage. I am a woman and feel I spend way less time on hair, makeup and romance than our hero there.
I am puzzled why Damn the Lions colleague would not want this info to get out…Dude put his artistic work on YouTube for a reason! For us all to “enjoy”! Well, we did!
December 6th, 2008 at 2:32 am
That second video was one of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen… and the first one was amazing too. Thanks.
December 6th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Fuck Sean Taylor. He was an fucking punk and the world is no worse off for him being dead.
-Buc fan
December 7th, 2008 at 10:50 am
I hate money so much that I actually just booked three of Maj’s picks. Instead of booking Philly +7.5, I decided to just save time and light a hundred dollar bill on fire.