Comments on: All Right, KSK Vuuueerrrrsss, Here Are Your Early Games

By: Half Quart Shot

Half Quart Shot — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:34:01 +0000

Needs more wood paneling

By: Tom Cruise the Unicorn

Tom Cruise the Unicorn — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:49:50 +0000

Ape: that game was all your fault. Just like LenWhale should not have stomped on the Towel, you should not have taunted Titans fan Kige Ramsey by doing a satire video. Some things should just be left to be. If the UK Wildcats go on a 15-game winning streak, it will all be what you have wrought.

By: greenman

greenman — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:17:00 +0000

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MUJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

You could not have played worse for the first 54 minutes of a game and still win. Sean Hill apperantly forgot he played like the second coming of Tim Rattay and all of a sudden put on his profesional quaterback pants and beat the fucking rams. Try not to get shot on your way home assholes! YOUR BEER COMPANY IS OWNED BY BELGIANS! CARDINALS SUCK!

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:58:46 +0000

Ah, more ham-fisted “Stealer” puns, whining about the refs and inner-tumult-masking homophobia from Barrack Billick. It must be the day after a Ravens win.

Enjoy your Wild Card berth, fan of the AFC North runners-up.

By: Barrack Billick

Barrack Billick — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:48:45 +0000

First off, that kindergarten painting in Rappadork’s video proves conclusively that people are born gay and not “recruited and turned” in Stealer bars like Rick Warren thinks.

Second, who knew generic announcing automaton Jim Nance was as big a stealer phag as Ape, coach Cowturd and Walt Coleman? He sounded like his lower lip was quivering when he snippily chastised Lendale White for turning that terrible towelette as filthy and mud-encrusted as the average stealer fan. Just embarrassing and estrogen-laden. Like Ape, coach Cowturd and Walt Coleman.

Third, a belated EAT MY NUTTY YULE LOG to Bill Simmons, Jerruh Jones, the Baltimore Sun’s retarded attempt at a sportwriting staff and every other idiot scumbag on earth (read: humans) who thought the Ravens would play sacrificial lamb at the Cowgirl’s glorious retirement ho-down and chili cookoff. Don’t mess with Texas? Should be don’t mess with tackling you overrated ESPN show ponies. Or better yet, don’t mess with hiring Jason Garrett.

(I must admit however I felt kinda bad Romo’s Homos ended up harshing Michael Irvin, Hollywood Henderson and Bob Lilly’s respective crack highs. Son, ‘nat ain’t rhaght!)

By: Rich

Rich — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:39:18 +0000

Totally feeling the love.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:15:22 +0000

In fact, it looks like the name change happened right after the Steelers stomped a hole in the Pats. Coincidence?

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:03:50 +0000

Had to look at Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend’s Tits commenting history aaaaand he’s bitter Pats fan Handful of Peter. Why the name change? Is it because your team is missing the playoffs?

Anyway, yeah, Steelers lost. They gave the game away, but then they were playing with house money. I’ll take the first-round bye, thanks. And LenWhale is gonna regret that towel-stomping shit come January. BUUH-LEE DAT.

By: BaCsonkaDonk

BaCsonkaDonk — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:32:27 +0000

‘Miami really nutting up in the cold. What a shock.”

Fuck you.

Enjoy going 11-5 and still missing the playoffs.

By: Nitro

Nitro — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:16:47 +0000

10 times out of 10 Griffin’s INT return ends in one of his own teammates tackling him so they can kneel it out, right?

Man, they must really hate the Steelers.