Comments on: Big Fat Things Are A Changin’ In Valley Ranch

By: Vicious

Vicious — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 05:27:24 +0000

MBIII: TANK WILLIAMS DON’T PLAY FOR SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER BRINGS GI JOE DOLLS INTO THE HUDDLE!

Wade: I was not aware of that.

That wins. Too good.

By: jujrok

jujrok — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 06:07:55 +0000

bdd: thank you. good to see you’re a big-game player. you’ve created a climate of expectations with these that seems unsustainable; but, when circumstances require an A paper, you deliver.

while some think double-j’s gonna fire wade, it’s very doubtful for two reasons. one, jerry’s convinced mr bubbles needs just a bit more time to mold the team. jerry’s control group in this experiment is what he calls the premature firing of chan gailey. jesus fucking christ. the gailey-led cowboys couldn’t have beaten a mediocre intramural team. gailey’s nothing more than a testament to how high you can actually stack shit. two, the only motive force in this universe more powerful than jerry’s ego is his love of pussy. and wade, in one of the most inexplicable genetic results in recorded human history, is 50% responsible for this:

http://img11.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=38618_Tracy_Phillips_-_CharlieWilsonsWar16000307919-08-450_122_772lo.JPG&loc=loc772

the cowboys’ journey through the wilderness will be long indeed.

By: Jonn Whorfin

Jonn Whorfin — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:37:40 +0000

Catching up on KSK is always worth the half-morning it consumes. This post proved that today.

BUT

I’m at work
I gotta shit
You fuckers just caused me to build a memorial to Esther Baxter in my pants.

The fuck am I supposed to do now? Can’t whack off in the office. Can’t stroll by the secretary in the not-so-flat-front chinos. My asshole is doing jumping jacks over here…and over here the dick is doing pushups. FUCK YOU

Skinny-ass cheerleaders I can handle. But that right there was unexpected. Esther is so thick, you can’t see Osi Umenyiora kneeling down behind her. When I sit down with MY crayons and try to draw God; that’s the picture that comes out.

From here on out, any picture of Esther Baxter should be accompanied by a pic of Drew. You’d think Wade Phillips would be a boner-stopper, but his big, luscious bitch-tits just remind me of Esther.

I’ll be thinking of you when I wipe my ass. Fifteen fucking minutes from now.

By: Who's Your Daddy

Who's Your Daddy — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 02:15:04 +0000

This is BY FAR my favorite ongoing series here on KSK. Please keep “the double J” coming! I have hated the Cowboys ever since I got in a fight with some retard Cowboy fans (I know redundant) during a Chicago-Dallas game at a local bar. Since stereotypes are a real time saver, I believe all Cowboy fans are intolerant, inbred, closeted-homosexuals who really do think that their team is “America’s Team”.

By: cless8

cless8 — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:47:58 +0000

I think that this was the best post of the year, bar none! The Cowwhores can go get fucked with a chainsaw. Keep it up JJ!

/Bobby Carpenter with his hair and dumb frat boy voice need a character

By: Nikki

Nikki — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:05:06 +0000

“YOU DON’T SHINE FOR SHIT, ASSHOLE!”

Damn you, that’s what I said on Sunday.

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:01:42 +0000

Holy shit. Wade ‘n’ Jerry is generally great, but this one raises the bar to stratospheric heights. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:24:21 +0000

Marion Barber III, Drew and Bob Dylan:

WAYZATA, (and HIBBING, respectively) MINNESOTA! REPRESENT! REPRESENT!

/fully aware that all of their major accomplishments happened outside Minnesota, assholes.

By: Yahtzee!

Yahtzee! — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:47:15 +0000

In a comedic way this is full of more truths than the NY Post, I enjoy every time one of these come up. Because I’m down wid it and gonna drank and gonna make it rain and gonna spray some gravy on dem chikkies

By: Gennifer With A G

Gennifer With A G — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:25:43 +0000

YOU’D SHORT ARM A BABY IF A GYPSY THREW IT TO YOU!

Best line ever….

Wow… by far the best wade-and-jerry, Drew. Nice work.
Fabulous to see ol’ wade finally get the one-up on the boss….