LEATHERFACE IS GONE! After only having choked away playoff appearances the past three years, Mike Shanahan was let go by the Broncos today, leaving Cutlerfucker without a stringent taskmaster. Just another place for rumors to swirl about Bill Cowher and Scott Pioli.
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December 30th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Time to bust out the champagne a little early.
December 30th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Wait, you mean to tell me Bill Cowher may entertain offers to come back and coach in the NFL and take 14 years to win a championship?
December 30th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
PS, nice bubble jacket, you wigger.
December 30th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Al Davis will now treat December 30th as Christmas.
December 30th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
How’s he going to support his Mystic Tan habit??
December 30th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I hear Oakland needs a proven leader to coach that talented team, which is one piece from winning the division.
December 30th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
YEAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
FUCK YOU, RATFACE!!! FUUUUCK YOOOOUUU!!
Overrated rodent-looking sumbitch. Too bad he’s going to end up in the goddamn Hall of Fame thanks to Elway and Davis. So again, FUCK YOU, Ratface, for being a Bronco in general, for what you did to Plummer, and just because…well, just because.
And he’ll be back, probably with Cincinnati. Fuck.
December 30th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Fantasy owners the world over rejoice.
Seriously, who the hell is Scott Pioli? Has anyone ever see that ass hole?
@porky1: How the hell does Marvin Lewis still have a job?
December 30th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
When asked about how he felt Shanahan being fired, Cutler said “Ha. He’s dumb. Whatever, I don’t care.”
December 30th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I am shocked to learn that Shanahan is only one year older than Jim Zorn. CLEARLY HE IS EXACTLY WHAT WASHINGTON NEEDS! C’MON DANNY GAS UP THAT JET!!!!1!
December 30th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
what porky1 said.
eat shit and die you fucking, lying about injuries, nastier than Belichick on his worst day, bastard weasel. i’ve never understood why more people don’t openly hate this fucker and how he’s kept his job the past 4 or so years
December 30th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
And the Shanahan to Oakland rumors start…..now!
December 30th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Denver Broncos owner Pat Bowlen was just about to announcing the firing of coach Mike Shanahan in a press conference, but Shanahan wisely called for a time out less than one second before Bowlen reached the mic. Fortunately Bowlen would not be iced, and nailed the firing on his second attempt.
That didn’t stop Shanahan from having Matt Lepsis hit a chip block on Bowlen’s knees.
December 30th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
About fucking time, asshole.
December 30th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
I heard he got a good job offer selling phones for Tatum Bell
December 30th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
@ Katni
We have Mystic Tan in Cleveland, it’s all good.
@ El Duke
Not if the Shanny-to-Cleveland rumours start first!
@ Myself
We’d still rather have Mangini…Shanahan’s fucking crazeee.
December 30th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
“And the Shanahan to Oakland rumors start…..now!”
if they try it i will personally go shock and awe on that ass when he steps out of the Oakland Airport gateway. oh wait. that arrogant fucker would probably demand to be flown into SFO.
god i hate him.
December 30th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Cutler won’t come out of his room. He’s got a pillow over his face and is wailing into it.
As a Broncos fan, I send a Mile High salute to that overly-tanned, rodent-looking football genius. No matter how it was done, he was at the helm when this championship-starved town finally tasted glory and for that I will be forever thankful. But I gotta say, if I had to see one more quick pass to a wide receiver for a loss of two, I would’ve ripped my pubes out.
They should announce that they’re hiring Kyle Shanahan just to confuse the MSM.
December 30th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Actually, if he ended up in Dallas or San Diego I’d be pissed, because those are pre-built rosters he can actually work with and succeed. Then dipshit Broncos fans would complain that their team pulled the trigger too soon, not realizing that Shanahan can’t build a team for shit. He needs a pre-assembled powerhouse with the ex-coach’s fingerprints all over it. Denver’s Super Bowls came about partially due to the ghost of Dan Reeve’s defenses.
Oh, and the multiple Hall of Famers and Pro Bowlers scattered about the roster due to the cap violations. Fuck the Pats, the Broncos were the original AFC cheats.
December 30th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Plus, he’d get to succeed Wade Phillips again.
Oh shit. I hope Jerry isn’t reading this.
December 30th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
“See, fuckers, I was right!” – Al Davis
December 30th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
jerrah jones is surely gonna fuckin fire wade now. who can better deal with a team full of felons than mike shanahan
December 30th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
For all the haters, at least give the man some credit for beating the Pats in ‘05 to stop all that “unbeatable in the playoffs” bullshit. I’m sure you all liked him then.
December 30th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
I liked him the week after that.
December 30th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Thought but never believed this would happen. Thought he was “made.”
December 30th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Touche, Ape.
Bastard.
December 30th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Tell me the above photo of Shanahan doesn’t look EXACTLY like Judd Hirsch, if Judd Hirsch was a salary cap-cheating, white rapper wannabe, chop-block teaching dickhole.
December 30th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
But where will he buy his Polident now?
December 30th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
@Doc Holliday, Hammer:
Please tell me that you know those jackets are designed for use in cold, snowy, mountainous places like Denver and that rappers co-opted them much the same way they co-opted Timberland boots? Please tell me your comments were ironic (the real irony, not the Alanis Morrisette, I-don’t-understand-the-concept-of-irony, irony).
Please?
December 30th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Holy crap. I figured he was safe forever after he got Elway his rings… As a Broncos fan, I don’t know whether I’m happy or not.
December 30th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
mr. shanahan can you please take wade phillips to the unemployment office with you?
December 30th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Great, now dipshit Cutler will really be out in the bars getting more blackout drunk and being even more of a cocksucker than he already is when I see him out. Fat chick beware!
December 30th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
haha! cutler getting blackout drunk. sounds like shit hasnt changed since he was here in nashville at vanderbilt…..except living in colorado with a lot of money,he can probably get better weed (alledgedly).
December 30th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
*now
fuck,i leave off one word and it fucks up my post completely
December 30th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Detroit goes 0-16 AND Shanny gets fired, all in the same week?!
We shall now regard 2008 as the year with two Christmases.
December 30th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
This lack of action to fire his ass puzzled me for years…and the MSM certainly could not find Denver so it wasn’t going to get the attention Cincinnati, Cleveland, Cowboys etc. get when they suck toads.
December 30th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I was beginning to think the Broncos job was a civil service job in Colorado.
December 30th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
glad to see what was coming for years has finally come. Shitdrafts be gone. (not counting the anomaly the Clady/Royal draft wound up being)
two rings are worthy of a salute. on that note. some of the most classic Shanatan moments really were his retarded Super Bowl parade white-toothed/redtan-faced bucktooth grin salutes delivered to the adoring Denver parade attendees. imagine it and imitate it. it’s fun.
December 30th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
MARTZ FIRED! MARTZ FIRED! MARTZ FIRED! MARTZ FIRED!
for me and the rest of san francisco, tonight is new year’s eve. best. football. week. ever. ever.
/now waiting for Al Davis and the Yorks to die in a fiery car crash on I-80
December 30th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
I was thinking more Harry Dean Stanton.
Otto: That was Intense!
Mike S: A Rodent Man is ALWAYS Intense!
December 30th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
3 straight years of choking away a playoff spot just goes to show how much of a backwater hillbilly town Denver really is today. That shit would never have happened in a town like Dallas, New York, Tampa Bay or Chicago without the coach getting fired.
Or Shanahan must have lost the pictures of the Bowlen getting boned by a donkey in Mexico.
December 31st, 2008 at 12:01 am
“Fuck the Pats, the Broncos were the original AFC cheats.”
Marry me!
December 31st, 2008 at 12:23 am
As soon as Shanny ditched the GM and took over everything, our scouting and player talent plummeted. I admire his offense, but even he said that the offense was called by the QB coach last year, not him.
But holy shit! We get to have one running back again!
December 31st, 2008 at 12:56 am
@Animal Mother
I’m all for the Rat getting canned, he deserved it, but you are being sarcastic, correct? Denver didn’t choke away any playoff berth in ‘07, they didn’t even have a fucking chance to make it they sucked so bad.
2008, Tampa Bay….Dallas….Chicago. Not quite as monumental as the Broncos choke, but TB and Dallas have their own choke/failure to make the postseason to reconcile…and coaches still have jobs. Chicago perpetually on the cusp of being a legitmate contender to make the playoffs but didn’t.
Backwater hillbilly status and coaching staff still intact all around for the trio….
December 31st, 2008 at 2:45 am
If the “New” Lion’s management “team” is smart they will ask to speak to Shanny!!
December 31st, 2008 at 3:39 am
@ Claude Balls
Ironic? Why no, I wasn’t being ironic. I truly believed that Mike Shanahan’s wearing of a bubble-winter jacket meant that he fully intended to abandon NFL coaching to start a new career as a white rapper. Seeing as how sarcasm, hyperboyle, and comedic exaggeration are strictly off-limits here on KSK, I’m surprised you even had to ask.
December 31st, 2008 at 8:06 am
The Laserfaced claims ANOTHER VICTIM!!!
YOU BETTAA ASK SOMEBODDDAAAAYYYYYY!!!!
December 31st, 2008 at 8:48 am
Norv Lives!
December 31st, 2008 at 10:23 am
I am not a Fan of Rat Face but I respect his accomplishments. He has 2 super bowl rings as a head coach and not many coaches active or retired can say that. Has Pat Bowlen broken a blood vessel straining to take a crap? This is the dumbest decision by an owner I can remember. Rat Face will probably be unemployed for a day or two. I can’t imagine that boring, ugly little bastard in broadcasting.