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By: skc

skc — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:49:33 +0000

I’m glad the Pats have remained competitive due to their easy schedule this year. I just hope they can keep it up long enough to get stomped in the playoffs.

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 06:26:32 +0000

“Hey everybody, ease up on Simmons. He just told us all about Rod Rust, and how he suffered through the 1-15 season.”

So did Jets fans…where’s our fuckin’ run of 3 championships?

By: Dum Bunny

Dum Bunny — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:23:33 +0000

Hmm, weird, he seems to have temporarily let his hatred for the Colts for the AFC Championship two years ago go. Although since he spends an entire paragraph claiming the Colts are more “lucky” than good, maybe not. Funny, how [i]every[/i] major rival the Patriots have wins only through luck… while the scumbag Patriots and their cheating coach are apparently “gritty” and “gutty.”

By: Jeff K

Jeff K — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:01:47 +0000

I refuse to buy Bostonian shoes because of dickslaps like Simmons.

By: WOO HOO I AM FUCKING CRAZY

WOO HOO I AM FUCKING CRAZY — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:28:29 +0000

Hey everybody, ease up on Simmons. He just told us all about Rod Rust, and how he suffered through the 1-15 season. Those lovable Boston scamps have earned Belicheck and Brady because THEY ARE THE GREATEST FACKIN FANS IN THE FACKIN WORLD! THAYAH FANS CAN SINGLEHANDEDLY WIN GAMES! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

By: Kimbo Gash

Kimbo Gash — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:54:23 +0000

But today, I’d already seen a video of a monkey fucking a goat, so what the hell, I’ll read a Bill Simmons column.

It’s certainly hard to find fault with the logic expressed here.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:22:33 +0000

I placed a personal ban on Simmons a long time ago- reading him just pissed me off and then I’d feel like an idiot because some douchebag Boston homer got to me. But today, I’d already seen a video of a monkey fucking a goat, so what the hell, I’ll read a Bill Simmons column. Big mistake.

By: Vince Young Sausage

Vince Young Sausage — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:03:45 +0000

I read the article because I click on whatever links are put in front of me. He’s gone from douche-tard just plain frickin’ boring. I still can’t figure out his Jacksonville comment comparing the number of Jag wins to “times you’ll laugh out loud while watching a Jimmy Fallon webisode.”

Huh?

Consider I’ll never watch Jimmy Fallon in anything — other than a snuff film — once the Jags got Win #1, they beat that. And if, God forbid, you like Jimmy Fallon, Jax going 18-1 (my favorite record!) wouldn’t beat the odds. I get the feeling that Simmons told Fallon he’s work his name into a column and, well, it was work getting that reference in.

By: Doc Holliday

Doc Holliday — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:26:00 +0000

I personally prefer the section of the article where Simmons thinks a miked-up Belicheck represents his REAL persona.

It’s not like the fucking Truman Show, asshole, he knows not to talk about the three middle-aged pigs he knocked up in Long Island…fucking dummy.

By: Brandon Marshall Tucker Band

Brandon Marshall Tucker Band — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:00:27 +0000

“I wish I could properly explain to you what it’s like to root for a team that got to play half it’s schedule against the AFC & NFC West’s.”

Fixed it for you, Billdo. Now tell us how much grit it takes to run out to a decent record against that murderer’s row.