IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE BOOK WHORING: The Men With Balls virtual book tour makes a return stop to Florio’s Pro Football Talk. You kids be nice this time of year, or else Florio will poop in a grocery bag and leave it on your doorstep.
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So who’s going to be the voice on the “Men with Balls” book-on-tape? Tony Kornheiser? Rip Taylor? James Hetfield?
Very disappointing book. I scanned it for about 20 minutes and dumped it. Not a good reflection of KSK.
I use Drew’s book to turn A+ students into foulmouthed cynics. Fucking works great, whatever.
I use Drew’s book to teach retards how to write. It seemed to work for him.
My child spoke with a lisp until I whacked him on the head with the book.
He’s been talking right every since. Praise Jeesus!
I use Drew’s book to teach retards how to read. It seems to be working.
I use pages of the book to cut myself while I masturbate to the image on the back sleeve.
@ Fact: Tear all of the pages out and just pinch the hardcover on your dick. Not that I’ve done that before, but it should work and eliminate the papercuts.
Florio will poop in a grocery bag and leave it on your doorstep.
and light it on fire – [you need to do it right for the full benefit]
Speaking of shit – will there be a jambaroo this week?
I rip pages out and masturbate with them.. i’m still struggling with the papercuts. Do you have any advice Drew?
I peed in my copy
When’s the movie coming out?
OK, so it is hardcover. The best part is that there are already used copies for sale at Amazon. I hope they have been prescreened and treated for cum stains…..
I am waiting until it comes out on hardcover.
I already bought the book. Fuckin hilarious.
Ape is a Steelers fan?
Ufford was in the military?
You wrote a book?