HUH? WHAT? FUCK YOU! The AFC and NFC Pro Bowl rosters have been unveiled. Among the things you’ll notice: Marmalard getting badly snubbed (THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, COCKWALLET?!), Le’Ron McClain getting this year’s Alstott Award For Pro Bowl Fullbacks Who Are Really Just Big, Shitty Tailbacks, Chris Samuels making the NFC roster despite having the same blocking abilities as a wall made of peppermint bark, WELKAHHHHHHHH, and Antoine Winfield’s first-ever Pro Bowl spot (about fucking time).
I want more like this!
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